RyanGDI Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Here, a completely dull treaty announcement. To also add to the spirit, we've put the flags on the bottom instead of top. An Appropriately Dry, Dull, and FAIL treaty involving the GDI. Ironically.Preamble: In light of a mutual desire to establish a friendship between our two alliances, the Global Defence Initiative and the Federated Allied Independence League have signed this dull and straight-forward treaty, designed that way in reference to FAIL (insert pun here). Article I: Sovereignty Both alliances agree to see one another as separate entities, and will remain as such for the duration of this treaty. Should either alliance merge and/or disband, the treaty will immediately be defunct. Article I: Optional Defense Both signatories agree to Optionally defend the other by this treaty. If one signatory is attacked by another alliance, the other signatory may look into this attack and decide upon whether or not to defend the attacked signatory. Defense is not mandatory and so each signatory may choose not to defend the other although it is highly considered to defend each other as a sign of their friendship. Article II: Aggression Both signatories agree to optionally be an offensive team by this treaty. If one signatory attacks another alliance, the other signatory may look into this attack and decide whether or not to attack with the other signatory. Aggression is not mandatory and so each signatory may decline the option to attack with the other signatory although it is highly considered to help each other in the time of an offensive war as a sign of strong friendship. Article III: Termination If one signatory decides to terminate this treaty, they must give the other signatory a 48 hour notice before it is dissolved and the two signatories are no longer bound by this treaty. If one signatory does not give the other signatory it's 48 hour notice before it is officially dissolved, the treaty remains in place until the other signatory is given it's 48 hour notice. Exception to this is listed in Article I. Signed for Global Defence Initiative*, RyanGDI - Surpreme Commander 70srock - Brigadier General Arkeanon - Commanding General Signed for Federated Allied Independence League, Emperor Rebel Virginia of FAIL/RLMMO * - excluded signatures over-ridden via Supreme Commanding authority. ElNoor's signature (MoFA) has been passed off because of his very recent appointment to the position, and McSlaveson's signature (Head of Immigrations / Trade Director) is temporarily over-ridden due to him being on a continued vacation for a period of two weeks. Upon their capability to apply signatures, if they are unappeased with the treaty and argue against it, it will be re-evaluated by government. Should it be decided that we are not in favour of the treaty, appropriate actions will be taken to end it at the earliest time possible, as per our government operating procedures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 o/ RV and Ryan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerow Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I am disappointed at the lack of an optional non-aggression clause in this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Instead of signing treaties, why aren't you joining Crimson Guard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanGDI Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) By the way, this isn't a joke thread. RV just isn't on at the moment, I've linked him to here in-game and via forums. Instead of signing treaties, why aren't you joining Crimson Guard? Instead of shutting up, why are you pissing people off? Edited July 29, 2009 by RyanGDI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 With his holiness the Rebel Virginia on your side, you shall never fail again RyanGDI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I am glad to see this finally announced. May we take this newfound alliance to great places. To excellent adventures. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I'm not 100% sure which of the signatories I should be sorry for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 My favourite part is the disclaimer at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerow Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I'm not 100% sure which of the signatories I should be sorry for. Whoever wrote the treaty, I feel sorry for the opposite group. Whoever wrote it obviously cannot count and lives in a world where you count "1, 1, 2, 3". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Whoever wrote the treaty, I feel sorry for the opposite group.Whoever wrote it obviously cannot count and lives in a world where you count "1, 1, 2, 3". Ahahaha I didn't even see that before, there are two Article I's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalai Protoss Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Unexpected/10? Surprised me, to say the least. Congrats to both GDI and FAIL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanGDI Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Whoever wrote the treaty, I feel sorry for the opposite group.Whoever wrote it obviously cannot count and lives in a world where you count "1, 1, 2, 3". It was an intentional mistake. Glad you caught it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerow Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 It was an intentional mistake. Glad you caught it. I take pity upon all of FAIL for having to put up with this level of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Congrats to both ryan and RV for this treaty. o/ GDI o/ FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fokker Aeroplanbau Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 We all know that this was just a ploy by GDI to try and hook up with the strongest alliance in the CN Universe, very brilliant political move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I take pity upon all of FAIL for having to put up with this level of humor. Its why I have a personal shock therapy machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 GDI signed a treaty that in the future might turn out to not actually pass? God... And wow, flags at the BOTTOM HOLY !@#$ YOU GUYS ARE SO WACKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 oh the irony......... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Why does RV need to be told that he is allowed to attack with/defend GDI? He would just do it anyway if he felt like it. RV signing optional treaties is as much a waste of time as ODN signing mutual ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Two of my favorite alliances signing my favorite kind of treaty. Cheers all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Why does RV need to be told that he is allowed to attack with/defend GDI? He would just do it anyway if he felt like it. RV signing optional treaties is as much a waste of time as ODN signing mutual ones. I LOL'd But you're absolutely right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 RV signing optional treaties is as much a waste of time as ODN signing mutual ones. Rebel Virginia will do as Rebel Virginia does. If you don't like it, too bad. Life's a tough cookie, sweetheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Rebel Virginia will do as Rebel Virginia does. If you don't like it, too bad. Life's a tough cookie, sweetheart. I never said I didn't like it, I said it was pointless because you'll do what you want anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I never said I didn't like it, I said it was pointless because you'll do what you want anyway. Right on, my friend. When life gives you lemons, grab it by the balls. That's my philosophy. Dig it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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