mpol777 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Federation of Armed Nations Congregation. Please be seated and open your prayer guides to the book of Revelations, psalm 87. The Federation of Armed Nations would like to sincerely apologize to all of Planet Bob, even those funny little rascals we're warring with, for the downturn in the output of quality gun porn in Cyberverse. With all of the various activities we've been involved in infiltrating enemy alliances, stealing their money and technology, passing along to their women some of our more hideous diseases and the litany of other subversive actions we must do on a regular basis, we simply haven't been able to keep up with our primary mission here on Bob: Prodigious gun porn. Seeing as that to do list will be shorter in the near future and we'll only be doing that for fun instead of necessity, we'll be back on track. Again, we apologize for this outage and pledge for it never to happen again in the future. Even when FAN is the sole inhabitant of a lifeless rock that used to be this planet, we will come strong with the gun porn. In other news the official FAN mammal has been changed from the platypus to the coyote. While the platypus is freakin' cool it's been decided that anything that rises from the dead more times than Jesus is worthy of FAN. Now go in piece to love and serve the lord, steal little kids' candy, put fly paper on cat's paws, or whatever it is you do for fun. Obligatory gun porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruthenia Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Holy crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalTrevor Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 omg this makes me so wet mpol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mogar Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 this is epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Fool Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Hi mpol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 great guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmahaHusker Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 o/ FAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotillion Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) That is very hot. inafterMogar ¬_¬ Edited April 18, 2009 by King Puffington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddog241 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 holy crap mpol is back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enderland Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Aren't you banned? Guess not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earogema Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 It's too beautiful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxnmike Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Welcome back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redoran Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 !@#$ it's mpol. I have missed the Gun Porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Belacqua Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Glad to see Mpol is back with his quality posts again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Welcome back, we missed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Diogenes Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 It just gets better and better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batallion Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 \o FAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 And then it was foretold that in the end of days mpol would return to us and the world would turn to ash. Bow, for the end of days has arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Oh... my... God... took the words outta my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nintenderek Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 This is the announcement I've been waiting to see for almost a year now. It's good to have Mpol back and running things when it comes to the announcements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commisar Gaunt Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 The end of times is nigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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