Anu Drake Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Official Statement from NATO’s Office of Minor Annoyances Dearest ARN, For misrepresenting himself towards and spouting negative information regarding NATO that could only be described as a serious disconnection from reality, For agreeing to form a protectorate pact with wentworth, backing out of said agreement without having the courtesy of notifying us, then proceeding to publicly bash NATO when wentworth's RL commitments kept him from properly informing the rest of NATO of the informal, unwritten protectorate, For signing an agreement of protection with GRAN and then proceeding to level threats, implied and explicit, And for general diplomatic asshatery, Your Premier, Kingem093, is hereby declared an enemy of NATO. Our forces have commenced Operation Fugazi, and will not stop until KEmo reaches a total absence of infrastructure. This is where you come in, ARN. You can't be proud of KEmo at this point, and most of you are no doubt wishing you were not in this precarious position. That's why we're not attacking you. Your fate is solely in your hands. Any ARN nations aiding Kingem093 financially or militarily, or any nation that attacks a member of NATO, will cause this decision to spare your nations to become void. Obviously your charter, which grants total dictatorial power to KEmo, will need to be written as he will never be given the chance to join your alliance in the future. If you choose to remain an alliance, send us two of your best and we’ll teach them how to do it correctly, ensuring this doesn’t happen again in a few weeks. Respectfully yours, North Atlantic Treaty Organization Terms of Surrender for Kingme093: A public apology to GRAN for putting them through this debacle Attaining zero infrastructure without selling any levels You must leave and never rejoin ARN. Your buddies should do the same (you know who they are). Any alliance you establish in the next six months will automatically be in a state of war with NATO. A special request from wentworth, whose heart melts with every moment of this twisted existence: I am not who you claim me to beDo you know what you have done This is what we've become I sense your pathetic guilt This is what we've become How you under estimate the power of denial sickens me And I reject any last apologies This is the last time you hear my name But forever I haunt your dreams of agony You know my name I am the fallen one I am all that is evil I am diabolical I am the end. Executive Summary - NATO declares war on Allied Rebel Nations but for now will only be attacking their Premier. Any ARN members who wish to avoid conflict must do nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Omg epic! Ben Stiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) Oh King, must suck to be DoW on, I would know Happy people? Edited March 3, 2009 by kobiashiy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outworld Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 o/ NATO You guys are Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbull Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 o/ Operation Fugazi o/ NATO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMercury Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Awww... what's up with all the mercy these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenKalashnikov Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 .............................. /me steps down from the Stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Messin' with our buddies at NATO is bad. k? o/ NATO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 When you mean any alliance, do you really mean any alliance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabidman Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) Way to go NATO. Edited March 3, 2009 by rabidman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbull Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 When you mean any alliance, do you really mean any alliance? for which part? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Litler Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Oh ARN, must suck to be DoW on, I would know They are not getting attacked... As for Kingem0, I must admit I was never a big fan of him myself and thusly I can't say I'm sorry for the faith that awaits him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 for which part? Nothing it was a small joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefjoe Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Anu Hasta la vista KEmo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 They are not getting attacked...As for Kingem0, I must admit I was never a big fan of him myself and thusly I can't say I'm sorry for the faith that awaits him. Yeah I ment him getting attacked like I did, me and him are twins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 /me expected a Jarhead DoW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milladakilla Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) Let this serve as a lesson, immaturity is not an accepted form of diplomacy in cybernations. o/ NATO and her faithful allies. Edited March 3, 2009 by milladakilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Neptune Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Good luck NATO. May your victory be swift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Oh ARN, must suck to be DoW on, I would know Wow.... Just wow. In other news, very merciful NATO. Proud to call you an ally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckz3 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Can't say I didn't see something like this coming. I guess if you deal with GDI you turn out like em, Hopefully ARN will continue to grow though Joss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingemO93 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 First off i never treatened anyone! Second off i told wentworth that i didn't needs NATO's help as seen here: http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn172/K...pg?t=1236045909 (As you can see it was sent Feb, 24 2009. So i sent it before i talked to GRAN) And you said you accepted my apology as seen here: http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn172/K...pg?t=1236045914 (Which i received yesterday!) I refuse to insult anyone here! And all i ever did was say what REALLY happened! And it doesn't matter im quiting CN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Swampy Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Damn, NATO. How you be so classy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 While I have never heard of Anu or this alliance NATO, I wish them well and suggest ARN do nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njero Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Best of luck to (the rest of) ARN, make some good choices these next few days m'kay? o7 NATO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancer Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Classy as always NATO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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