Opethian Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) This is a few days overdue, but I hereby order all of planet bob to stop what they are doing and celebrate Pittsburghistan's 1,000-day milestone. This is not an option, and any caught not demonstrating a raucous and celebratory attitude whilst dancing for joy in the streets shall be beaten about the neck, face and crotch with a frozen trout. Like Nintenderek, I was able to collect my taxes for the thousandth time with a sense of smug satisfaction. Paying the bills, however, is something I haven't done in over 100 days. This is because I choose to live as such, and any propaganda you've read or seen to the contrary is a lie; there are no American tanks in Iraq is no bill lock in Pittsburghistan! All hail Pittsburghistan! All hail Opethian! All hail the PPF! Now begin celebrating... or else! Edited February 26, 2009 by Opethian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Stukov II Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Congrats on 1000 days! You have entertained a lot of people during your time here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Bring on the trouts! I shall never give in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Bring on the trouts! I shall never give in. Perhaps you will not, but nor shall we ever run out of trout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Do you actually live in Pittsburgh, if so congratulations. If not, well congratulations anyway, but with less confetti and baloons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Do you actually live in Pittsburgh, if so congratulations. If not, well congratulations anyway, but with less confetti and baloons No, I do not. I lived in Pittsburgh for a while (McKee's Rocks specifically), but I've lived in western PA my whole life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Specific Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Congrats on blazing a path with some very cool history. May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your next 1,000 days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 May you be the cause of even more drama during your next 1000 days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 No, I do not. I lived in Pittsburgh for a while (McKee's Rocks specifically), but I've lived in western PA my whole life. well, o/ western PA buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Lord Moth Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 And like Nintenderek, you make the egregious claim that you actually collected taxes for a thousand days straight. >_> J'accuse! Preposturous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 You will be hearing from my lawyer, Slayer99, about your copyright violations in this post. No seriously, Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomInterrupt Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Damn it, I had another holiday scheduled but I guess "cure cancer and save 10,000 puppies" day will have to be canceled in order to properly honor Opethian of Pittsburghistan. Congratulations and keep on being excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Damn it, I had another holiday scheduled but I guess "cure cancer and save 10,000 puppies" day will have to be canceled in order to properly honor Opethian of Pittsburghistan.Congratulations and keep on being excellent. People will still have cancer tomorrow. Some of them; and by then there will be some new ones anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agnews Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 bring on the trout! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomInterrupt Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 People will still have cancer tomorrow. Some of them; and by then there will be some new ones anyway. Luckily tomorrow is "have lots of anonymous unprotected sex" day. Roughly 9 months from now all those dead guys should be properly replaced. I will survive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithis Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Damn it, I had another holiday scheduled but I guess "cure cancer and save 10,000 puppies" day will have to be canceled in order to properly honor Opethian of Pittsburghistan.Congratulations and keep on being excellent. I blame Random for cancer and the death of 10,000 puppies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinite Narwhal Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 It's a shark! Will the sharks consort with narwhals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earogema Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 A truly fine accomplishment. May the PPF's banner fly high on this glorious occasion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alekhine Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I'm a little disappointed that you do not reside in Pittsburgh, as it is clearly the place to be... At least during the academic year anyway... That being said, I've always been amused by your presence, and I hope you stick around for a long time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiabelly Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Hapy taka taka taka day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Cousteau Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Congrats Opethian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 A 1000 days of Heres to a 1000 more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanus Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 A 1000 days of Heres to a 1000 more? Quoting this because it sums up what I wanted to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bros Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 hay opethian. I made the original 1000 days topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agafaba Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) )): I was forced to read this thread against my will )): Congrats for 1000 days Edited February 26, 2009 by agafaba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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