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Pina Colada Announcement by the Coconut Club

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It has come to the attention of the Great and Respectable Coconut Club, that a violator has harmed our Pineapple brethren. This filthy violator stands accused of mortifying acts performed with various pineapples, against their will. We, the Great Nations of the Coconut Club, have been made aware of the heinous crimes and demand justice for these innocent pineapples.

While this barbarian has destroyed the moral and self-esteem of our pineapple friends to the point of inoperability, the Coconut Club is here to avenge them. This barbarian is being protected by an alliance of Degenerates, and we have decided to put the lime in it and shake it all up by rolling the entire alliance.

Junka, the Pineapple Punisher, will fall for his disregard for the consent of pineapples.

 

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The Coconut Club hereby declares the Pina Colada War on ISX.

 

Signed, 

The Government of the Coconut Club

SeaBeeGipson of Denton; The Head Coconut

RearviewRover of Peasant Confederacy, Coconut O'Brien

Brewersalliance of Puestopia, ISX Corpse Defiler

LordSunday of The House, That 3-headed coconut Pokemon

Lord Hitchcock of Brittden, The green coconut

Maine of LiveFreeorFly, Coconut Enthusiast

Roquentin of  HowTheHellDidHeAgreeToThis, Surprise Coconut

 

The Imperium of Supernova-X Hereby recognizes the state of war.

Immortan Junka, the Real Leader of ISX, (Forged Signature)

Galerion, The Puppet Leader, (Forged Signature)

AtlasXero, Junka #2, (Forged Signature)

 

Disclaimer: No Real coconuts or pineapples were harmed in the making of the troll DoW. This is not an actual DoW, please delete.

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For too long the Coconut Club has stood silent and watched these horrible atrocities go by. 

To our pineapple abusers, we say no more! Today is the day you shall answer for your crimes against our pineapple pals!

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1 minute ago, SeaBeeGipson said:

For too long the Coconut Club has stood silent and watched these horrible atrocities go by. 

To our pineapple abusers, we say no more! Today is the day you shall answer for your crimes against our pineapple pals!

 

the Glorious Coconut Revolution will overthrow all the Pineapple Oppressors. 

 

Junkalunka you have been warned, what you did to those pineapples is beyond the standards of humanity!!! OH THE HUMANITY!

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We we will fight on the beaches, we will fight in the homeless encampments and the coconut groves, we will fight in the projects, and the shanty towns, we will fight in the massage parlours and tourist malls, we will never surrender.

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4 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

We we will fight on the beaches, we will fight in the homeless encampments and the coconut groves, we will fight in the projects, and the shanty towns, we will fight in the massage parlours and tourist malls, we will never surrender.


You do not have the money to even buy pineapples anymore lol.

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you guys do know that there's like 100 reasons to make fun of tywin other than his hawaiian heritage right

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19 minutes ago, Neo Uruk said:

you guys do know that there's like 100 reasons to make fun of tywin other than his hawaiian heritage right

 

 

Half Hawaiian, a true Hawaiian would never disrespect a pineapple that way!

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25 minutes ago, Thrash said:

This is dumb.

Please see photo attached. Have a great day.

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