Captain Enema Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Hey guys, so it is like this... Hersh, Banned, and a few others were sitting around pondering the meaning of life. For us Doomers, that means tech. Tech is life and life is tech. The more tech you have the more life you have. We came to the conclusion that not only do we need more tech, we definitely need more tech. The thirst for tech is strong within us, like a growing ache between a man's loins when he's walking down the street of a South Korean red light district with all the ladies dancing in the window. Well not if he's foreign, then they sit down and ignore the poor sod and make him go back to the B-row ladies. Doom takes no b-row tech, we are A-row tech only. We want the prime stuff, the stuff of life. Also, our lives need meaning, you can't find the meaning flat on your back servicing an endless line of fat Pakistani businessmen in a Bangladeshi brothel. No sir, that's not life, that's got no meaning. Meaning comes from work and work promotes duty and duty promotes activity and activity promotes honor and honor promotes commitment and the commitment I have to this run on sentence can't be matched, no way, no how, not a chance all yall, this run on sentence ain't never ever gonnna be beat, not by anyone. To get to the point, Doom Kingdom established a twitter presence. We'd like to invite all yall to start your own and feel free to add us to your twitter feeds. DK treats our tweets to other Cybernation alliances and cybernation members, who are using their ingame names on twitter as in game activity. To everyone else, its just good fun. Join us. Today. Or drop dead. https://twitter.com/doom_kingdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 This can only mean bad things. I approve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shokkou Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 This can only mean bad things. It's Twitter. QED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I for one look forward to the first war started over a tweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shokkou Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 That is the only good thing that can come of this, and I also eagerly await the day a tweet is cited as a CB. I hope they screencap it and put it in the DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staccs Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Never thought about that before. Honestly though if any twitter account blows up, it could lead to people flocking over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Beats me, maybe, maybe not, if not, could be a fun little element to the game. We await you invicta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Why don't you go tweet about how awesome immortan junka is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'd be lying if I did that. I can tweet about the mighty forces of Kashmir slaying limited cartel terrorists if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shokkou Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Good point. No one ever goes on Twitter and tells lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Good point, I'm going to tweet that I think you are the greatest man ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 A few others? Does that include the lovely White Chocolate? :wub: Btw WC, you haven't been by our forums in a while, I guess you have been busy? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) I think White Chocolate, wisely, ignores me. I am something of a disturbing individual. She's got class and standards and all that. You in irc? Edited July 27, 2015 by Tidy Bowl Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Stopped using irc along time ago TBM, too much headache. There was some fun times too though, especially in #npowned. I might pop in irc again sometime though, who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Ol' WC is often in doomkingdom, drop by if you have the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Do they still have that swimming pool? Been a while since I took a dip, and seeing WC in a bikini....:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Got my first tweet from a cn alliance today, hello there Kashmir. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 TBM, you have my permission to operate this venture. Keep up the good work! Franz Ferdinand, Doomtender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 I'm not a Twatter but I had to look and I want thank you for the lol. Doom Kingdom @doom_kingdom 21h21 hours ago @BarackObama You think you can lead a nation better than us? http://www.cybernations.net . I'll answer, NFW !! I would love one of his media trolls to create a nation in this game and try to maintain an endless war without that printing press. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 https://twitter.com/PakaloloKingdom Might as well make one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 I did actually agree to this. Not exactly sure what I was thinking at the time. :D I for one look forward to the first war started over a tweet. Please try not to let it be because of something you tweet. Never thought about that before. Honestly though if any twitter account blows up, it could lead to people flocking over here. Yes, that is what I like about this idea. A few others? Does that include the lovely White Chocolate? :wub: Btw WC, you haven't been by our forums in a while, I guess you have been busy? :( Yes. On both questions. But I'll see what I can do about stopping by Old Guard again. The pool at your place is much warmer. Ol' WC is often in doomkingdom, drop by if you have the time. Best place to find me. https://twitter.com/PakaloloKingdom Might as well make one What I said to TBM goes double for you, Junka. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted July 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 By popular request, actually Claude demanded it: @sarahpalin, please quit politics and get into porn. www.cybernations.net... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 By popular request, actually Claude demanded it: @sarahpalin, please quit politics and get into porn. www.cybernations.net... :facepalm: Oh, I don't see what can possibly go wrong here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 I'm enjoying this. #paperless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradyTheGreat Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 So can we all just request tweets to be made? Because I would have a few to request. This is amazing. I hope to see more alliances jump in on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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