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On the first day today I proudly announce that supreme tactics of intimidation, coercion, and post-notification have resulted in this treaty signed by TTK to KOREAN WORLD OWNER.

Article I - Non Aggression

The undersigned signatories agree to remain peaceful and tactful towards each other. Should this article be violated in any way, both signatories agree to seek a diplomatic resolution.

Article II - Intelligence

If either signatory receives intelligence that is pertinent to the other signatorys well-being, the signatory receiving the intelligence agrees to immediately tell the other.

Article III - Mutual Defense

Should either signatory alliance come under attack, they may request military assistance from the other signatory. Such assistance is mandatory except in the event that the attack has been launched due to the fulfillment of another treaty obligation. In that case it is up to the other signatory to decide whether or not to grant the request.

Article IV - Optional Aggression

If either signatory wishes to declare war on a 3rd party, the other signatory might declare war on the 3rd party as well.

Article V - Cancellation

If it doesn't work out, this treaty is still in effect for 72 hours after the king god notifies the other signatory.





Signed for The Templar Knights,

Grand Master
merick

Marshal of Finance
StockHunter

Marshal of Recruiting
sojourner

Marshal of Foreign Affairs
Nomdeplume

Marshal of Defense
Der_Eine

Marshal of Members
Mandystalin

Sergeant at Arms
Northern Empire

Elder Councilors
Lolatyou, Konstantine, Rustikus, Brataslavia




Ellis, President
Learz, Undefeated Hipthrusting Champion, Professional Cookie Taster, and Harry Potter Impersonator




Signed for KOREAN WORLD OWNER,
Dictated on the first day,
Kim Jong Illest

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I, for one, am proud of our surprise friendship.

 

I look forward to working closely with Kim Jong Illest in the near future, to determine who he is, what he wants, and why we are friends.

 

o/ Kim Jong Illest

o/ KOREAN WORLD OWNER

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Your mistake has been noted and hurts our friendship.  In time you will see the error of comment.  I informed you of this arrangement mere minutes ago.

Use it as a CB and next time you want to do something like this at least make sure you have updated info.

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Use it as a CB and next time you want to do something like this at least make sure you have updated info.

Who needs info when one has copy and paste?  We all know that rest of world has been doing so with MOST BEST KOREA technology and releasing poor quality examples mere decades before me in an attempt to claim my genius as their own.

 

I, for one, am proud of our surprise friendship.

 

I look forward to working closely with Kim Jong Illest in the near future, to determine who he is, what he wants, and why we are friends.

 

o/ Kim Jong Illest

o/ KOREAN WORLD OWNER

 

Thank you for your understanding words towards relation of KOREAN WORLD OWNER and organizations serving it such as your own.  It brings the manliest tear to my face to hear of true believers paladins such as yourself.

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If that treaty with TTK is real consider Kaskus at war with TTK.

 

 

 

Kaskus hereby recognizes a state of war with Most Best Korea as per our agreement with III%. 

 

I see a second pretender vies for kingship god that Kim Jong Illest has contained for thousands years.  Mercy mercy you will cry upon sight of my glorious greatness.

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If that treaty with TTK is real consider Kaskus at war with TTK.

 

Wait wut? You have to give us at Old Guard time to wake up before declaring a war on our friends at The Templar Knights. We require an afternoon nap break as well. But not too long of a nap because we don't want to miss the early bird specials ( free pudding is best pudding ).

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Wait wut? You have to give us at Old Guard time to wake up before declaring a war on our friends at The Templar Knights. We require an afternoon nap break as well. But not too long of a nap because we don't want to miss the early bird specials ( free pudding is best pudding ).

 

As I suspected the treaty is not real -- you can go back to sleep.

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