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Six million dollars and 4000 soldiers shall be paid to the man who hits Knights111 (~2700 NS). He has personally affronted me and he shall not go unpunished.

If nobody accepts the bounty, let this be known that he is on my Tap List and will be persecuted once he reaches an acceptable NS. Try not to accept him so I don't have to poop on someone's doorstep to get him.

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Rey the Great, Roman Reygns, Best FA in the Game, God of CN, Official Groupie for the Booty, Cootie Collector and Hoochie Deflector, Old Dirty Disciple, Kiero Small the Bowling Ball, Richard Splinter

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Dude, relax. I did not say anything offensive to you, did i?

 

The GGA  vowed to protect you and we will.

 

The offer was accepted and Knights111 has been sent GGAid to defend himself.

 

The aid was sent. DoomSquad has sent aid to a nation attacking a GGA protectorate. Due to GGA not being large enough to strike the fear of DS losing their pixels, they humbly responded to the GGA request to cancel the aid with:

 

[02:40] <ReytheGreat> shut the $%&@ up

 

 

The accused, ReyTheGreat, was given a trial by the GGA high court magistrate, Rotavele, and he refused to pay when he was found guilty. As indicated below:

 

 

[02:44] <Rotavele> don't comply with gga orders, this is ur 2nd warning

[02:44] <ReytheGreat> no
[02:45] <Rotavele> the gga wishes at this time for your warchest, estimated at ~Total Money: $29,539,424 to be improved b4 rudely rejecting the gga
[02:46] <ReytheGreat> i literally could not care less
[02:46] <ReytheGreat> i just bought a wonder and !@#$ on a short collection
[02:47] <ReytheGreat> as well as sending out half my warchest (that i blew on infra before) for tech
[02:47] <ReytheGreat> so it'll get bigger
[02:48] <Rotavele> the court of the gga hereby has on record that your last bill payment was at 1:13:49 AM on the day of may the 13th on the year of 2014. is this correct information
[02:49] <ReytheGreat> you're not exactly bright are you
[02:49] <ReytheGreat> i know you care as little about your nation as me but lol @ the thought of letting me know (not that i couldn't guess) and getting your alliance into a mess
[02:50] <Rotavele> r u inquiring that the court does not have the correct information Mr. Shermand?
[02:50] <Rotavele> answer the question don't
[02:50] <ReytheGreat> please respond
[02:50] <ReytheGreat> hello
[02:50] <ReytheGreat> hi
[02:50] <ReytheGreat> please respod
[02:51] <ReytheGreat> hey
[02:51] <ReytheGreat> LISTEN
[02:51] <Rotavele> yes the court is listening sir
[02:51] <Rotavele> don't inquire your wear abouts on the day of may 13 at 1:13 o clock am hours, Central Standard Time
[02:51] <ReytheGreat> 1:13 o clock am hours
[02:52] <ReytheGreat> can you be more illiterate
[02:52] <Rotavele> the court hereby finds u guilty
[02:52] <ReytheGreat> oopos
[02:53] <Rotavele> judgement for the plaintiff, knights111 in the amount of 6 million cn dollars and 4000 soldiers.
[02:53] <ReytheGreat> can't pay
[02:53] <ReytheGreat> too broke
[02:53] <Rotavele> don't switch your aa to "GGA Jail" then
[02:53] <ReytheGreat> nope
[02:53] <Rotavele> r u resisting arrest
[02:54] <ReytheGreat> if that's what you want to call not playing dress up with you
[02:54] <Rotavele> u have 5 mins to switch ur aa to GGA jail or pay your court dues
[02:55] <Rotavele> u r aiding a nation at war with a gga protektorate

 

The Defendant, Reyman Sherman resisted arrest and has acknowledged a state of war with the GGA.

 

Due to GGA legislature Article 81, Section XVI, Article 2: "When a nation raids a GGA protektorate, the accused is tried, if found guilty, they shall pay the sum to the nation offended. In the case of this nation refusing to pay, they shall be arrested on the gga jail aa. If defendant resists arrests, their nation as well as two virgins of their alliance must be sacrificed."

 

This is why in retaliation, war has been acknowledged by GGA on DoomSquid. Due to the attacked nations not having a SDI or a MP, they will endure nuclear weaponry at a rate of 1 per 2 days. Shall they too resist sacrifice to the emperor, they will endure nuclear hellfire day by day until surrendering.

 

 

ty,

Rotavele

 

 

 

P.S. these were the spy reports acquired by GGA Intelligence Master, Rotavele:

 

Reyman Sherman

[spoiler]

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of neo uruk. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 5/13/2014 1:15:25 AM
Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2014 1:13:49 AM
Desired Religion: Hinduism
Desired Government: Transitional
Threat Level: Low 
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 150
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 5/13/2014
Total Money: $29,539,424
Technology: 400.19 Levels
Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2014 1:13:49 AM
Trade Partners: Artic Cheese World, Darkon, GremlinsLand, Fredrikstan
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 201, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 563, Intelligence XP: 45
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

  • Corvettes: 0
  • Landing Ships: 0
  • Battleships: 0
  • Cruisers: 0
  • Frigates: 0
  • Destroyers: 0
  • Submarines: 0
  • Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/spoiler]

 

king isaac (First virgin to be sacrificed to the hoyl emperor) 

 

[spoiler]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Republic of Finland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 5/13/2014 12:05:54 AM
Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2014 12:03:09 AM
Desired Religion: Confucianism
Desired Government: Dictatorship
Threat Level: Low 
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 5
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 4/26/2014
Total Money: $53,236,054
Technology: 131.21 Levels
Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2014 12:03:09 AM
Trade Partners: Evonian, JARVIS, Nordennavic, Alazia, France
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 151, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 607, Intelligence XP: 60
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 60
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 171
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 12
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

  • Corvettes: 0
  • Landing Ships: 0
  • Battleships: 0
  • Cruisers: 0
  • Frigates: 0
  • Destroyers: 0
  • Submarines: 0
  • Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/spoiler]

 

vorinandy (Second virgin to be sacrificed to the holy emperor) 

 

[spoiler]

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Actoria. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 5/6/2014 8:39:41 AM
Last Bill Payment: 5/6/2014 8:39:57 AM
Desired Religion: Judaism
Desired Government: Federal Government
Threat Level: Low 
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 12/17/2013
Total Money: $117,085,630
Technology: 210.69 Levels
Last Bill Payment: 5/6/2014 8:39:57 AM
Trade Partners: Redneckdom, The United Canadia, DabsOnDeck, JaccobsNation
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 68, Navy XP: 65, Air Force XP: 70, Intelligence XP: 65
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 54
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 234
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 90
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

  • Corvettes: 0
  • Landing Ships: 0
  • Battleships: 0
  • Cruisers: 0
  • Frigates: 0
  • Destroyers: 0
  • Submarines: 0
  • Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/spoiler]

 

 

As these nations are allied and good friends with DT, I am sure I will have many non-nuclear nations surrendering to me again. I will welcome white peace, as long as the accused virgins acknowledge their mistakes and apologize to Knights111, The GGA, and The Emperor, Rotavele.

 

Thank you again, Rotavele.

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Wow, you all just got pwned by the one and only... ROTAVELE!


The first DS member has surrendered (surprise!- not rly) the second member has already tried to surrender (the one who attacked me) however he blew the stagger (lmfao) and will not receive peace conventionally, rather a cease fire to save his pixels. Edited by Rotavele
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If I remained In echelon it would have been funny to watch you !@#$ your pants while declaring on you.

 
 

Wow, you all just got pwned by the one and only... ROTAVELE!

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These are posts that happened.

That would be evident by the fact that they are on this thread.


I would declare on you Rota, due to the public enemy accords, but unfortunately you are out of range.

The stagger has been blown.

IYIyth didn't blow it this time. Edited by Rotavele
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Duderonomy of NG has been substituted as virgin #2 to be sacrificed and take the blood oath to the GGA since DS started surrendering en masse.

Dude roomy has been whining to me ever since NG chose to finance my war efforts against them, and it must be stopped!

For GGA!

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