From the Kashmiri Consular Office of Bear Force One

[SirWilliam]

 

 

Today, Bear Force One and the New Polar Order find themselves center stage in a stirring rendition of What Will Happen Next? While Kashmir may not be able to satisfactorily answer that looming question we make no secret of the fact that we hold certain BF1 combatants in high regard. It should come as no surprise then that should these individuals ever reconsider exiting this world and desire readmittance into our ranks they'll be welcomed back with open arms. Until then we recognize a state of optional nonaggression with our friends.

 

Here here, to a long and propserous period of optional nonaggression. We can't promise we'll be able to keep our hands off your slots.  ;)

 

 

In other news, Kashmir has recently seen widespread changes within its government. masterHakai and yolo have swapped positions while Bernkastel and Letterkenny have both stepped up to fill the voids left by founders mattski133 and Lex Quintus. Our line-up is as follows:

His Majesty the King of Kashmir: SirWilliam
His Highness the Prince of Kashmir: YOLO SWAG
The Hangman: Bernkastel
The Hermit: Letterkenny
The Piper: Master Hakai
Elders of a Gentle Race: Ted Bundy, mattski133, Lex Quintus

 

 

Ever onward.

[Master Hakai]

Interesting read. There's something wrong with this alliance though.

[Letterkenny]

Let there be non-aggression!

Or not. Ehhh, we'll see.

o/ Kashmir

[D34th]

I came here expecting a DoW on Polaris.  :ehm:

[Master Hakai]

I came here expecting a DoW on Polaris.  :ehm:

Now why would we do something like that?

[AlmightyGrub]

o/ Optional non-aggression and all that it entails

[D34th]

Now why would we do something like that?

 

For the lulz? I thought you people appreciated this kind of thing. 

[Letterkenny]

o/ Optional non-aggression and all that it entails

That's the spirit!

[Master Hakai]

For the lulz? I thought you people appreciated this kind of thing. 

oNAPs are better IMO

[King Wally]

Well Kashmir your trying very hard.... I've give you points for effort.

[Neo Uruk]

It seems a certain alliance has a bad temperament towards this optional non-aggression.

[Master Hakai]

Well Kashmir your trying very hard.... I've give you points for effort.

thank you so much I needed this

[Vukland]

Pointless as BF1's DoW on NpO.

[Neo Uruk]

Pointless as BF1's DoW on NpO.

Thanks for the verification that you can be pointless, too.

[Master Hakai]

Pointless as BF1's DoW on NpO.

But still less pointless than this post.

 

Keep em coming guys this is great so far!

[Ascended Dio]

People literally getting angry at a government announcement.

 

[Neo Uruk]

Also, fucking hail RAD o/

[Vukland]

Thanks for the verification that you can be pointless, too.

 

In my next post I will try and be irrelevant as lph too :mellow:

[Neo Uruk]

In my next post I will try and be irrelevant as lph too :mellow:

It's funny because you're in Noisy Parking Lot.

[Ascended Dio]

In my next post I will try and be irrelevant as lph too :mellow:

 

You're pretty close already.

[Hereno]

Kashmir and LPH are totally relevant. In my heart, anyways. :wub:

 

Sweet new gov. Digging both of the inclusions (not to imply, of course, that I had anything against the old inclusions).

[Master Hakai]

In my next post I will try and be irrelevant as lph too :mellow:

18 posts in and we're not talking about Kashmir anymore.

 

Honestly, what took so long? 18 posts? come on..

[Letterkenny]

In my next post I will try and be irrelevant as lph too :mellow:

You're in NPL, fuckstick, you're as irrelevant as it gets.

[YOLO SWAG]

Thanks for all the kind words NPL!

[Secret]

Congrats. Hopefully now you guys can stop seeking attention; most, if not all, couldn't care less what you do let alone what you try to do. 

 

I guess that's that. I've done my good deed for the day. Who knows, maybe you even take the advice & as a result stop embarrassing yourselves. 

 

I won't hold my breath, though.  

 

 

Once again, congrats on your new government!!! Omg, I never knew this could be so exciting!!!