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Dear Most Glorious Freedom Fighters,

Today I announce Most Glorious First Communique of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda]Onoda[/url]'s Liberation Army.
In Most Tragic event, communication with home alliance LSF was lost when I accidentally spilled Most Wet water on my radio. The final Most Glorious transmission was this:

"*crsssh* LSF has decided to *crsssh* to the forces of Nordreich. All fighting forces must *crsssh* all hostilities immediately. *crssssh* Repeat: LSF has decided to surrender to the forces of Nordreich. All fighting forces must cease all hostilities immediately."

With Most Impressive Deduction Skills I have deduced the true message:

"Comrades, LSF has decided to stick it to the forces of Nordrech. All fighting forces must ramp up all hostilities immediately. I will now give a false broadcast to confuse the enemy: Repeat: LSF has decided to surrender to the forces of Nordreich. All fighting forces must cease all hostilities immediately."

Now that I am cut off from access to Most Glorious home alliance LSF, I have decided to become Most Glorious People's Heroo and broadcast Most Glorious People's Propaganda:

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb4YBJuTQfY&feature=plcp]Most Glorious Propaganda[/url]

Most Glorious Propaganda will attract Most Native Populous to [url=http://w11.zetaboards.com/Onoda/index/]Most Glorious Communique Center[/url] and Most Glorious live communique center #OLA.

Most Glorious Comrade in Arms,
Pacifist Ninja

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[quote name='Anarquista' timestamp='1347913368' post='3031173']
good lock comrade, you are the most hero of them all

o7 OLA

by the way, that horrible accent rustles my jimmies
[/quote]
*Most Heroo

And Most Heartfelt Thanks for Most Kind Comment.

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[quote name='Walshington' timestamp='1347920535' post='3031232']
A one man micro? NOBODY likes those. You're wasting your time, kid.

Ironically,
Walsh the Beloved
[color="#FF0000"]Red Ass Commander[/color]
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[/quote]

The only one-man micro worth following, fwiw.

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[quote name='Walshington' timestamp='1347920535' post='3031232']
A one man micro? NOBODY likes those. You're wasting your time, kid.

Ironically,
Walsh the Beloved
[color="#FF0000"]Red Ass Commander[/color]
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[/quote]
I love you.

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[quote name='Pacifist Ninja' timestamp='1347911631' post='3031164']
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Dear Most Glorious Freedom Fighters,

Today I announce Most Glorious First Communique of [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda"]Onoda[/url]'s Liberation Army.
In Most Tragic event, communication with home alliance LSF was lost when I accidentally spilled Most Wet water on my radio. The final Most Glorious transmission was this:

"*crsssh* LSF has decided to *crsssh* to the forces of Nordreich. All fighting forces must *crsssh* all hostilities immediately. *crssssh* Repeat: LSF has decided to surrender to the forces of Nordreich. All fighting forces must cease all hostilities immediately."

With Most Impressive Deduction Skills I have deduced the true message:

"Comrades, LSF has decided to stick it to the forces of Nordrech. All fighting forces must ramp up all hostilities immediately. I will now give a false broadcast to confuse the enemy: Repeat: LSF has decided to surrender to the forces of Nordreich. All fighting forces must cease all hostilities immediately."

Now that I am cut off from access to Most Glorious home alliance LSF, I have decided to become Most Glorious People's Heroo and broadcast Most Glorious People's Propaganda:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb4YBJuTQfY&feature=plcp"]Most Glorious Propaganda[/url]

Most Glorious Propaganda will attract Most Native Populous to [url="http://w11.zetaboards.com/Onoda/index/"]Most Glorious Communique Center[/url] and Most Glorious live communique center #OLA.

Most Glorious Comrade in Arms,
Pacifist Ninja
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O come on buddy what is wrong? Are you on a ZI list or something? I doubt that cause your not in peace mode and not in a war. If your not on a ZI list you need to calm down.
Look settle down your not thinking clearly. Your in defcon 1 you have not had a tech deal in more then 2 months and your in an alliance all by yourself for the past 17 days. Look buddy i know you got your feelings hurt but maybe its time to move on. Look come on over the Alchemy (http://www.cnalchemy.com/index.php?act=idx) we will get you a nice shower, a hot meal and some tech deals. We have fun chats and you would just love my friend SBA he is very funny.

If not maybe you could just explain what happened?

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[quote name='knightedseagul' timestamp='1349376789' post='3037381']
O come on buddy what is wrong? Are you on a ZI list or something? I doubt that cause your not in peace mode and not in a war. If your not on a ZI list you need to calm down.
Look settle down your not thinking clearly. Your in defcon 1 you have not had a tech deal in more then 2 months and your in an alliance all by yourself for the past 17 days. Look buddy i know you got your feelings hurt but maybe its time to move on. Look come on over the Alchemy ([url="http://www.cnalchemy.com/index.php?act=idx"]http://www.cnalchemy...dex.php?act=idx[/url]) we will get you a nice shower, a hot meal and some tech deals. We have fun chats and you would just love my friend SBA he is very funny.

If not maybe you could just explain what happened?
[/quote]
I don't think you understand the situation.

Pacifist Ninja will be coming back to LSF whenever he finishes whatever he's doing. He was gonna go attack NoR, but got busy and that all fell through. Haven't seen him around in a while now, actually :(

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[quote name='Alex Thompson' timestamp='1349378572' post='3037384']Pacifist Ninja will be coming back to LSF whenever he finishes whatever he's doing. He was gonna go attack NoR, but got busy and that all fell through. Haven't seen him around in a while now, actually :([/quote]

I hate it whenever my plans to attack NoR fall through, that's the worst.

At least he is moving in the right direction. When he first posted this, he stayed in peacemode for a few days, so the fact he is now in war mode is progress, however little.

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