Chuck Normis Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 [center][img]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2528/kinglogo.png[/img][/center] A few days ago GOD said that CRAP’s very own Chuck Normis is Planet Bob’s Buddha. Chuck apparently let this get to his head and has now adopted the title, claiming the support of GOD (hey look, toilet and religious puns in one announcement). CRAP, never being an alliance to pass up an opportunity to make a punny announcement, has the following to say. Declaration of Worship CRAP, with GODly support, hereby declares Chuck Normis to be Almighty Lord Buddha of the newly formed Church of CRAP. He shall be our guiding light on the Noble Path of What Happens, Happens as we strive to be chill like him. Signed for CRAP: [i]The Entity That is the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers tarman2010- Lord of all things Roll Tide, Sig Crasher[/i] Signed for GOD: [i]Xiphosis, Dark Lord Mercenary, Lord of War[/i] The newly appointed religious leader was gracious enough to grant us an interview: [b]Q:[/b] Thanks for agreeing to this little interview. How are you today? [b]CN:[/b] I’m great, thanks for asking. [b]Q:[/b] Let’s get started, shall we? Mr. Normis, erm, is it okay if I call you Mr. Normis? [b]CN:[/b] Please, call me Almighty Lord Buddha. [b]Q:[/b] Okay… Almighty Lord Buddha, how does it feel to have the endorsement of GOD upon your Holy Church of the Toilet Water? [b]CN:[/b] I’m flush with emotions. I’m so happy to have a chance to spread my ways around Planet Bob. [b]Q:[/b] Now that people around the world are flocking to your new religion, what are your plans? [b]CN:[/b] Meh… What happens, happens. [b]Q:[/b] Thank you for your time, I think we have everything we need… In his first act as Almighty Lord Buddha, Chuck Normis has declared that CRAP’s longtime friend The Mafia has merged into CRAP after falling on hard times. CRAP will be protecting The Mafia AA indefinitely and reserves the right to use the AA at its discretion. Signed: [i]~ Chuck Normis - Founder/Triumvir of CRAP, The one that thou shall behold, The Almighty Lord Buddha of CN ~ Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope of the Church of CRAP, Keeper of Arcane Facts ~ constapatedape - Triumvir, Fraternity Gentlemen, That Guy ~ Jonathan Webb II - Minister of War/Defense- Beer Pong Table General- CRAP's very own Hugh Hefner ~ Reine- High Ruler of Sumaria, Minister of Foreign Affairs, one CRAPpy biotch[/i] tl;dr- Chuck Normis is the Almighty Lord Buddha of the Church of CRAP. The Mafia has merged into CRAP and CRAP will be protecting The Mafia AA indefinitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Webb II Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 ALL HAIL ALMIGHTY LORD BUDDHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Stuart Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Oh you tease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Yay, another fake DoW. Very clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opaque Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Worst fake-dow? Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarman2010 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 o/ Chuck Normis, Almighty Lord Buddha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukapaka Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Needs more [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/nuke.gif[/img] [b]WAR [/b][img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/nuke.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukapaka Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Also, congrats on the Merger. I missed that, the first time through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Lol nice one CRAP! We love you! o/ CRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarman2010 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 [quote name='Captain Spock' timestamp='1323058603' post='2863046'] Worst fake-dow? Maybe. [/quote] Worst fake DoW ever? Probably Puns out the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 The most chill Buddha. Good luck Mafiabros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Almighty Lord Buddha of CN i salute[code][/code] you o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 All hail Buddha of CRAP. RIA stands beside our CRAPpy allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Webb II Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 we love the CRAP you spew RIA o/RIA!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationRuler Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) Seriously we need more of these [spoiler]Edit: joke topic please lock[/spoiler] Edited December 5, 2011 by NationRuler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 [quote name='NationRuler' timestamp='1323059039' post='2863062'] Seriously we need more of these [spoiler]Edit: joke topic please lock[/spoiler] [/quote] read it again, its a joke title but there is real info in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Really? The joke is beyond dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationRuler Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 [quote name='im317' timestamp='1323059145' post='2863068'] read it again, its a joke title but there is real info in it [/quote] Wow you're right, 1000 words in, there's one sentence with an actual announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Straw Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 This is a new low Congrats on the merger though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarman2010 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 [quote name='NationRuler' timestamp='1323059228' post='2863071'] Wow you're right, 1000 words in, there's one sentence with an actual announcement. [/quote] I see your hyperbole and raise you that the entire announcement is only about 400 words long. Your move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted December 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 [quote name='NationRuler' timestamp='1323059228' post='2863071'] Wow you're right, 1000 words in, there's one sentence with an actual announcement. [/quote] Just like a real DoW. 1000 words to say "We DOW ___" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Webb II Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 now now. . .you all know you love a thread with this much CRAP in it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 This is an abomination of a thread. Now I'm hoping you do get pulled into this war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted December 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 You need to find inner peace my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalaskan Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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