TwistedRebelDB47

Congratulations to the new Government of The Corporation! Archer and Legendoftheskies have both been great diplomats to our alliance, and I hope to see more from ya'll in the future.

As long as Tromp is in Government for FOK, I'm happy. Congratulations to the rest of the gang! Now where is Mortale in that bunch!?

Congratulations, OTS! Look forward to seeing good things from you. When does Legio X come back after this!?

1. Considering we fought TPF, Valhalla, Zenith and Avalon, I was proud of the fighting our members did. Yeah, we over deployed ourselves all over TPF. Did you expect anything less? I could really care less for NPO even if they treated us like !@#$ before, this war was to hit TPF. We had already internally decided that if this blew over, we would still find a way to hit TPF - even if it were alone. It had to be done. They had their runs on us, we got them back, and now I think the consensus Poison Clan view towards TPF is a neutral one. As I said on your forums, I know we blew 4-5 staggers on guys who then managed to sit in peace mode the rest of the war. I apologize again if you feel that Mushroom Kingdom would have been better suited fighting TPF alone. 2. We agreed to allow internal aid within TPF, we agreed to allow TPF allies to pay their reps, we agreed to allow for suspended treaties rather than canceled treaties, we didn't ask for people removed from the alliance, we didn't call for wonder destruction, we didn't really do anything besides ask for fair reps from an alliance that hounded us our entire lives. Notice how terms went through as soon as mhawk had left the alliance? He was too damn proud to pay even a cent of reps to us, and that's what dragged things along. The conduct of ourselves? Well we had two guys sitting there with Archon throughout the war helping coordinate as much as we could. Sorry again if you feel we were detrimental to your lives. Oh Deathcat, I always try and forget you are Elysium. Go fix your computer and get back on IRC! Trust me, any alliance you go to gains points. I have a lot of respect for you as a leader.

I have no idea who TSO are, or even what those initials stand for. I know who MCXA are.

I went through and read every comment on Poison Clan - I appreciate everyone that said what exactly was on their mind. It helps when stepping back in to find out where things can change for the future. I figure it's better late (and before it becomes gravedigging) than never to do one of these myself. TOP - 3 - LiquidMercury being there helps your cause, but I've never been a fan of watching the political games you play. Timberland is a cool dude too. MHA - 2 - The only alliance I fought beside in the BLEU war against Nueva Vida that refused to go nuclear with the rest of the alliances; I was not and am not for the permanent dismantling of NV or any other alliances, but I do believe you go all out or not at all in war. Sparta - 4 - You disliked us to the point where you attempted to block a treaty with an alliance I love because Chinatownbus simply questioned why a deputy Gov member was in Karma channels that specifically were told to include only three representatives. NpO - 5 - I'd go with neutral. IRON - 5 - I'd go with neutral. ODN - 5 - I'd go with neutral. FARK - 6 - Always liked you as an alliance despite that it wasn't mutual since we had former TF! members in our alliance. GPA - 7 - For the pounding you took in the GPA war, to still stand strong to the neutrality you believe in is respectable. Not to mention I actually got to fight one hell of a member in Conan the Barbeque. NPO - 2 - The way you've treated us in the past was pathetic. I'd love to see you burn again. FOK - 9 - An ally I adore; great statistics for a larger alliance, and Tromp and Mike are two of my favorite leaders in the game. MK - 7 - Working with Archon, Sir William and Joker was a great experience in the Karma war; I just wish I could pinpoint what makes the rest of the alliance hate us so much. WTF - 5 - Do you guys do anything? TOOL - 3 - Somehow, someway, we have never liked you. TDO - 5 - Do you guys do anything? VE - 6 - I gained a lot of respect for you guys in the Karma war, though I still don't know you very well. Impero and others were great to work with. I can't remember who it was that jumped AA to fight along side us, but I loved it. Legion - 5 - I'd go with neutral. RoK - 6 - I've liked Alfred at the top in recent months, and KaitlinK is there. Still a little hard to swallow that one time.. you remember. GATO - 5 - I'd go with neutral. CSN - 5 - I'd go with neutral. Athens - 10 - Londo is a man I trust in this game. He's an excellent leader - aggressive, but logical. The entire alliance has great statistics, and is filled with top notch people from top to bottom. Probably where I'd be if Poison Clan didn't exist. Gremlins - 7 - As long as Ramirus is in charge, I find hope that we'll be semi-close. Han is back with you, and I know he's one of the best in the game. Of course with those statistics, it's not hard to respect you. MCXA - 2 - I've always thought you were fairly worthless. UPN - 4 - Pretty much above, but I suppose you don't do much. RIA - 6 - Delta is one of the better leaders in the game. I enjoyed getting to work with you throughout the Karma war, and I hope we'll stay on friendly terms for the long run. STA - 5 - At some point I think I didn't like you, but someone showed me it was for the wrong reasons. Invicta - 3 - Just don't see anything worth wasting my time disliking. RnR - 5 - Don't know you guys too well, but you seem like a good alliance. MASH - 4 - I'd go with neutral. NADC - 4 - I'd go with neutral. WAPA - 3 - I think I'll forever remember when JBone attacked one of your members for canceling a trade on him without any warning and you guys just bowing down and stepping aside. Maybe you even apologized. NV - 6 - I miss Prince Arutha. I hope one day he'll return to the land of CN. NSO - 1 - I enjoy our hatred. NEW - 7 - GantanX, TAN, and thedefrina are some of the quality former TPF members at NEW that I'll always love regardless of what sides we fight for in war. MA - 4 - Why did Kait leave? In Spades I think is still there though which is a good sign. I still can't forget the same incident I mentioned with RoK though.. Umbrella - 10 - You were the model alliance I wanted Poison Clan to be when we began our turnaround from TPF terms. The large NS, the Manhattan Projects, and a tight knit community. You guys are a lot more diplomatic (and for good reason) than I, and its frustrating at the time; but damn I need you to help me remember that CN has a political aspect. FAN - 6 - Heard great things about your return but no contact at all. LoSS - 3 - Weren't you the ones that dropped every treaty you had before the Karma war? TSO - 5 - I'd go with neutral. NATO - 5 - I'd go with neutral. Nordreich - 6 - Heard great things about your return but no contact at all. GR - 5 - I'd go with neutral. You guys seem really cool, but Drai is at MK now and I just don't know anyone there. If Athens and FoB like you though, you must be cool. Vanguard - 5 - Same as above, but I'd like to get to know you better soon. GOD - 7 - Got to know you guys a lot better during the Karma war and I like your leadership. There was some reason we hated each other before, but if I forgot, and I'm pretty good at remembering things done to us, then it probably was nothing and my fault. I apologize. FoB - 9 - I love you guys. I'm so glad we got to work with you in the Karma war and allied with you. Us raiding alliances need to stick together. PC - 8 - I think there are a lot of places we can grow and improve. I love our community and our nukes, but I'd like to see us get as active as say a MK type alliance. We also haven't been hated recently, and it sucks. Valhalla - 6 - I sometimes don't like you guys, but I can't help but respect you. I look forward to when we get to fight again, because I know you'll aggressive attack me since we're both casualty whores. GGA - 2 - One of my biggest regrets was allying you guys. I was wooed into it by Ironchef (<3) but you stepped down and then left (and returned? when was this?) and the whole alliance became worthless. TPF - 5 - You know the only way we could get to this point was to fight. You know that right? JBone is still the person in CN I respect most, and I have friends like Halfy still holding down the old guard there. It'd be nice if the loud mouths like Kilkenny knew when to shut up and the Elysium folk would leave my old alliance alone.

Have you ever felt you ever want to kill her? And you mix them emotions with tequila And you mix that with a little bad advice On one of those bad nights, ya'll have a bad fight And you talking 'bout her family, her aunts and !@#$ And she say "Mother$%&@er, yo momma's a !@#$%*!" You know, domestic drama and !@#$, all that attitude I'll never hit a girl, but I'll shake the !@#$ outta you!

It’s always good to be back at the helm of Poison Clan. In April I realized that as the summer drew near I’d have less and less time to sit by the computer, but with September comes school, with school comes procrastination, and with procrastination comes time to spend working for the alliance again. As first order of business, I will be appointing Don Fernando as my second in command of Poison Clan. The rest of Government is as follows: Internal Affairs: CitizenKane - The Computer Finance: Mishi Foreign Affairs: Derwood1 - The Dealthstalker Scorpion Hybrid Venom: Mushi - The Jellyfish Domain: Banslam - The Platypus You can visit us on IRC at #poisonclan or at our forums at www.poisonclan.net. Love, Land whore extraordinaire

Yes. Oh !@#$ that means we aren't protected anymore. Aahhhhh!!

Congratulations, Dark Templar! Always good to see you boys growing!

Some of the best people I've worked for, with, or against: JBone - he's always been the real master of defense for TPF, not TBB; an honor working for him Greenacres - one of the best military minds, as well as a surprisingly effective internal leader Jason8 - lead RAD through more than enough of its lulz-caused hurdles Prince Arutha - always had the utmost respect for him as the leader of Nueva Vida, added plus that he was one of the best people I ever fought against in a war Ramirus Maximus - everyone talks about Liquid Mercury, but this guy was a crucial part of the Karma war effort

Neither do I. JBone, I hope you grow to a size where we can decimate you again.

Pink at heart 'til the day I delete, don't even worry about it.

I had the privilege of working with some fine folks at FoB during the Karma war, and knew from the start they would be someone I'd like to be allied with in the future; I'm really glad to see that it was mutual and we have this hammered out in stone.

I heard there might be a war and had to log back in, FML. It's always amusing to me that we get as much !@#$ as we do in every thread; I have to read one every now and then just for kicks. Bottom line is that when you sign a real treaty ($%&@ that NAP, for all the people that think that was something real - you are hilarious) you stand by people regardless of what happened. You live with them, you fight with them, you die with them. I saw alliances run from us (yeah, you know who y'all are) the last time we put ourselves in a bad spot, and I'm proud to know that Syrik will stand by IS regardless of what happened. Yeah, it looks like they made a bad decision. But they are are our allies, and if someone hits them, I'd be damned to be sitting around watching. IS, you $%&@ed up. Remember that for the future, and don't try pulling it again. But you know we will have your backs as long as we are allied, and I hope it's forever because I love you boys over there. For everyone wanting to see us rolled: Try it. Pooks said it right. This is a community first, alliance second. So if you want some, this is yo death wish Betta come correct, 'cause I came to break you off trick Bring it.

For every game, there needs to be a goal to have fun. For Cybernations, the goals are fairly simple and to the point – easy to set, easy to achieve. • Obtain the highest nation strength • Acquire the most technology • Buy the most infrastructure • Be the most amazing diplomat None of these were ever my goal. I joined the game with the intent to be a pain in your side, and I think I’ve managed to do that just fine. I decided from day one that the game was too uptight and I wanted to be the fly in your soup, breaking the rules just because they needed to be broken. Tomorrow my nation will be 700 days old. 700. Ain’t that nuts? Almost two years, and CN has consistently been one of the biggest reasons I’ve managed to go late to meetings and classes and study too little for big tests. Over the course of this summer I’ve made sure to keep cutting down on my IRC and forum time; I think today is the day I’ve decided to disappear into the backdrop. I’ve done everything that needed to be done for this world: • #1 in land (44k) • #1 in total casualties (7.1m) • #1 in attacking casualties (3.9m) • #2 in defending casualties (3.1m) • Take TPF from 8m NS to 1m NS • Be the best raider alive (uhhh!!!) I’ve fought in every war my alliance could ever be involved in. The end of VietFAN, BAPS war, the War on Peace, Mother's Day Massacre, Continuum-NoV War, BLEU war, day war with HALO, and this Karma war. Grew from a nothing to leading the cockiest and best fighting alliance the world has ever seen. Been on top, and been on the bottom, surrendering like a coward – praying for revenge… and getting it. Chinatownbus set it up and Poison Clan knocked 'em down. For those of you that don't know, our beloved CTB has found real life and moved along from Cybernations. I'm next. I’m excited and proud to hand over the reigns to Syrik of Shenanigans – one of my most trusted and respected friends, and a person I’m proud to have called a mentor in the military division some 700 days ago when I was a wide eyed noob back in The Phoenix Federation. For now, Pooksland of Pooksland will be the #2, the best damn MoFA I’ve ever met – the same guy who set me straight in raiding and how to conduct myself around the world. I’ve made a lot of contacts around the world, and a lot of friends. Thank you for dealing with me and my badass alliance. Syrik and Pooks will be even better leaders than you ever could imagine. I have no doubt they’ll blow your minds with their conglomeration of !@#$@#$ awesome. I won’t be deleting, and I won’t be leaving my precious alliance. I’ll bide my time, sending $3/50 to my boys in Pink until there’s nothing left. (Isn’t it awesome that at 1k infra I net over $3m a day?) Thank you to JBone and Brandon Simonson for being the two most amazing people outside of Poison Clan to influence my life in this game. Thank you to allies who have stuck beside me, and allies who have bailed on me; every one of you provided me with an experience I can translate to real life. Today I begin to disappear a little more… and when TPF surrenders I disappear for good. Thank you CN for helping me avoid school, work, annoying girlfriends, bad TV shows, and drinking when I was sick. Goodbye. Syrik and Pooks – you will rock this world and make it your !@#$%*. I love the $%&@ out of you all in Poison Clan. Always and forever. Expect an announcement from your amazing leaders soon. Peace. Love you, Your Poisoned Master Killer

Nope, just have priorities set in life. Poison Clan will not be playing for any sympathy or beat around the bush for anything. We fought this war for one reason - to make up for all the times we had been bullied around by TPF while we were a protectorate, while we were allied to a number of their MDP+ partners, and afterwards. Do you know what it's like to be hunted for a year for just wanting to survive? "Accept another member and we will end you" was a common phrase from our friend Slayer. As DC said in one of these threads (didn't realize there were two), we were ready to go out in a blaze of glory last year but instead decided to get to 100% Manhattan Projects for our alliance before doing that. This war conveniently placed itself right when we hit the 90-95% mark. We signed ourselves a blood pact that we would die together rather than never get our revenge. Blame us all you want for the timing, but I'm not complaining. Rather die on my feet than live on my knees. I'll say it over and over again. That was our theme - so when we surrendered to TPF we knelt with the dagger in our sleeve, biding our time. It's funny how things get "twisted" (:giggle:) once it gets filtered from conversations into the boards. I've said to every TPF person I enjoy speaking with that I would never take advantage of this situation to wipe TPF clean. I like our rivalry. I look forward to the day they get back at us, and continue that cycle. Mutual destruction is the name of the game (and the only good part of this game). So before you call us evil, I'd like to hear it directly from someone like Lord Fred, JBone or OBM. Can you say I've been evil at any point in our discussions? Have I been rude, belligerent or an !@#$%^&? Unreasonable? Anything short of cordial? Also a note that if you plan to put any part of a conversation with me in your signature, please do me the favor of not querying me in the first place.

If you think I take this grudge match that seriously that I'd want to end the entire alliance, you are mistaken. I still have my share of friends at TPF, and as I've said to some of the old guard in JBone and Lord Fred, I am not trying to destroy TPF. I'd like our rivalry to continue. At the same time, they know just as well as I know the history we have had. Poison Clan has been more than willing to accept the term offers Archon has mentioned - for not wanting to destroy TPF, and for my great respect for Archon. I do not want this war to continue. They have taken more than enough damage, as have we - but I'm proud to say we had a lot of fun doing it. At the same time I feel we have given up a lot of different things for TPF terms wise, and I think the reps are fitting for the war and for a long, long past. For those of you that don't know the past, be sure to ask both sides - you know each will have their own side to the story. Until Mhawk comes to his senses, I grudgingly have to admit this war will slowly continue on...

Just dance! if you caught up in the holy ghost trance If you stop! I'm gonna put the killer ants in your pants

I love me some Dark Templar!

Congratulations, Mushroom Kingdom! It really was an honor to fight beside y'all this war.

Congrats on dropping Old Guard, FOK, it's about time! <3 Tromp

However far away, I will always love you However long I stay, I will always love you Whatever words I say, I will always love you I will always love you I'll catch up with you soon, Hoo. Promise.

It's good times.

Glad to have TFO in! Y'all make me proud. And for those who believe this does nothing, PWNAGE membership is required first before being allowed into the PWN MDP bloc.