RavingMainyYak
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Rather Dennis Miller type of humor. Actually an homage to the Sopranos
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Oh Yeah! It is just as the Prophet #1018 said, "And the earth will be covered in a lifegiving blood."
I must scurry back to the nest and inform our brethren of this gift from The Light.
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The Light sounds.... mesmerizing.
B-b-b-b-but to turn our backs on the Queen.
I fear the wrath of #7.
And yet the attraction to the Light is like that of the ant who discovered the rectangular hollow white leaf filled with glorious crystals of pure cane sugar.
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Silence fools! #7 hears all, sees all. His are the biggest compound eyes in the colony.
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We're {bleeping} ants, for Queen's sake!
That must be some hangover.
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As Ant Benatar sang, "Life is a Battlefield"
We live in a prey vs predator society. Eat or be eaten.
It is our way.
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Best report this to the Queen. You know how she gets.
BTW, your "accessories" look quite dashing, if a bit overstated.
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Suck it up aphid breath!
You will do the Queen's bidding, no questions asked.
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Oh, and how about going out and checking on the Jolly Rancher. Dragging it back inside will give you a chance to work out and make your exoskeleton fit better.
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Hi there. Uhh, I'm not one to instigate, but you see that spider down there.. the one "hiding" near the green Jolly Rancher?
Well I heard him say he thinks assassin bugs are ugly and stupid. He's pretty much on the money with the ugly part, but you don't look at all stupid.
A couple birds were twittering the other day about how delicious spiders are, especially right after they have fed.
Not suggesting anything, but Mr. Spider looks like he's on a major tryptophan high right now. I'm just sayin.
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If you can reach those leaves, chew a couple. They are high in fiber. Your excrement should provide sufficient lubrication for a successful extraction.
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The Reds sold us out to the aardvark. The sniveling cowards.
And take good care of your M-24 -- it's still a prototype. Whatever happens, don't let the reds get their antennae near it. DO not allow the M-24 to fall into the red's mandibles!
Buck up recruit! You'll fight well!
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The rumors are true.
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Heard over the PA system:
"Paging #1585
Paging #1585
#1585, please report to the Central Nest immediately.
The Queen would like you to come into her Inner Chamber for lunch."
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Try my magical leaves for a stiff, firm antenna.
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You can't be showing such signs of weakness in front of the workers. The Queen will devour you!
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Hey kid... yeah you.
Find #309. He'll set you straight...or not....
anyway he'll show you the ropes.
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Pssst.
Meet me in two hours in Level 6 next to the Queen's Chamber. Word from on top is She was inspecting the workers when whatever it was hit.
I can help you get your pheromone levels up to royal levels! You could be our next Queen!
Don't tell a soul (especially #2037).
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This is not a drill... Repeat this is not a drill.
AARDVARK!!!!
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Underage pupas are nothing but trouble. Hot, naughty trouble. I'll be there!
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Oh Baby, that was special by the puddle. The way you kept rubbing my coxa made me think we could find a way to make you our new Queen.
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Fools! The Queen doesn't like rye bread.
She likes a wry story with her bread.
You been hanging out with that damned fire ant again. You can't believe his stories. Besides, he's just trying to get into your cerci.
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You didn't hear it from me, but #1057, #1122, #1227, #1585, and #1702 were heard bragging about having a sixsome with the Queen.
It's been a few days...
in random thoughts from #699
A blog by nuke me in General
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Well done Red!
Try the red sweet liquid.
It's delish.