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what if you quickly jerked yourself off the branch? Or find some type of lube. Is there anything around you that can help?

Followup:

Pulling doesn't help. No lube within reach. Morale low.

Pics?

Try chewing through your leg

I don't think pics of the, um, affected area, is a good idea. I can get one of the branch though.

OH GOD WHERE DID THE BIRD COME FROM?!?!?!

WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!?

HELLLLLPPPPPPPP!

If you can reach those leaves, chew a couple. They are high in fiber. Your excrement should provide sufficient lubrication for a successful extraction.

2345, do you think you could distract the bird until I can get unsuck? I'm gonna try *quietly* chewing some leaves like 1674 suggested.

I think the bird is pretty interested in the red fire ant hill anyhow.

Try chewing through your leg

No, no, don't do that. I tried that once and the leg didn't grow back.

I need Macguyver on this problem. Here's what I can reach without ripping my abdomen off:

vitamins

instant coffee crystals

pens

matches

picture of the queen

how do I make an abdomen releaser from these?

Set the branch on fire, then use the pen as a ramp to slide to the ground. Overdose on vitamins and freeze-dried coffee to dull the pain of your burns.

I think you know what to do with the queen's picture. Dog.

That sounds painful, if I had nerve endings. Thanks 1410!

I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. Look for my coming to the east at first light.

Dude, you must seriously have some size issues if you're stuck in a slot in a branch...

Try using the pen to pry the slot apart. Or just stand up really quickly.

1585, if I do that, I'm likely to lose skin, and abdominal fluids, and blood. I need those to live.

can you use the pens to pry the branches apart?