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[img]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa3/BleakOutlook/One.jpg[/img] Hello, OWF. Look at your gov, now back to me, now back at your gov, now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped using mod-scented body wash and switched to CN-Blocker Fark Beer Body Wash, they could smell like they’re me. Look down, back up, where are you? [img]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa3/BleakOutlook/Two.jpg[/img] You’re in a boat with the gov your gov could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. [img]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa3/BleakOutlook/Three.jpg[/img] It’s a pound of bacon and two tickets to that thing you love (anal). Look again! [img]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa3/BleakOutlook/Four.jpg[/img] The tickets are now condoms. Anything is possible when your gov smells like CN Blocker Fark Beer Body Wash, and not a mod. [img]http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/magu2k/Minitru/Fivew2.jpg[/img] I’m on a horse. [img]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa3/BleakOutlook/Six.jpg[/img] Announcing the freshest, beer-smellingist gov in CN, the Farkistan Gov for September: Randomly Jim (SotC) Kahiel Manwithplanx Ironone Mr.Cynical

Its been rough. Really bad. I found a place under a huge black metal object that kept dropping bits of sugary food on me. Call it luck I guess. Sometimes it gets hot but my exoskeleton does a good job at keeping me alive from that huge black metal object. There's no one around me though. I hid in this crack for a long time and I can't see shiat. There's dunes made of ash I think... very fluffy. I have no scent... I think I am lost. Of course I am LOST! Jeez. Where to go where to go? Oh thats kinda shiny....

[img]http://moranmustangs.org/philg/files/2010/02/funny-cat.jpg[/img] "I can't hear shiat" /caption entry

i was next door at Musty's strip club and could hear the pulsing Astley beat through the walls. Made for a great erection announcement!

As an advisor during their protectorate with Farkistan I always wished the best but things sometimes have to come to an end. Godspeed IPA, it was a fun ride. And good luck to the members where ever they join.

follow me!

I pulled my pants down and look who got erected. For Christ's sake.

Now that's the spirit!

Alliance hails.... check Random hails of nouns such as honor and dignity... check Best of luck on [insert alliance]'s path... check Chairman Hal... check Article 10 is too lulzy for my taste... check Article 10 is too lenient for my taste... check I've lost respect for [insert alliance]... check I've gained respect for [insert alliance]... check Looks like we have all the bases covered in a typical CN thread. Until next time, Romo out. Congrats IRON

I've been to Germany three times in my life, each time finding something different. Suffice to say I have a keen taste for German pilsners. Since those vacations, I've noticed many micros sprouting in the US with similar characteristics. Some are good, some are horrible. I try to keep things simple in my life and it reflects my taste in beers. There are three non-German beers that I've grown to love. Depending on the season they can be quite damn refreshing. 1) Wicked's Rally Cap Ale. This beer has become impossible to find in my region. I have no idea why because in my opinion is quite possibly the greatest summer beer ever made. I enjoy citrus flavors and this beer contains a hint of lemon. I tried it a few years ago and it resembled a typical lighter beer. They call it an Ale but it is to the point that it could be a lager. It's one of those things where I see people drinking wheat beers with orange slices on the rim. Well fark that. If you enjoy citrus flavors, this beer is actually the most refreshing summer beer I have ever had. I just wished I could get my hands on a bottle but there are no distributors that carry it apparently. 2) Shiner Bock. This beer is dark in color, yet is so freaking easy to drink. It reminds me of Newcastle, as if the brewers somehow pulled the recipe. Easy to drink and great medium-body taste. England style for sure. This one is a no brainer and I'm not even from Texas. The drinker can handle a 12-pack of this with relative ease. 3) Sopporo. I haven't researched this brew but it sure as hell tastes like a German pils. It's almost as if some recipe from back in WW2 was translated to the Japanese. They made a nice beer contained in a what-seems-to-be and indestructible can. The beer has a slight bite but would in no way inhibit someone from drinking multiple pints.

I was going to make an incredibly obscure joke but figured only GO and Fark would get it. So a nice thank you GO should suffice on these treacherous boards. /where am I, does this work?

Did not expect this. I go to this brewery for their tour nearly once a month. Except it really isn't a tour for me anymore, more like a challenge to see how many pints I can slam. +1

I just wanted to say that we're all counting on you

Not that we care much, but if this list contributes to the wiki might as well make it accurate for historical purposes: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=55203

Make sure you're here to have fun! Good luck guys.