[Bored]

Laughing at #7 is tantamount to insubordination.

[Someone tell me I'm special :(]

When you get out of your chamber, you HAVE to head over to Tunnel B-376, Level 4 and check out some hotties! #1379 and #1583 have a couple of the perkiest thoraxes you've ever laid compound eyes on!

Also, check out #1662, #1672, and #477 over in Tunnel G-32, Level 2. When the music starts they can really shake those abdomens!

Oh, and avoid Tunnel N-122, Levels 3 through 7 - #699 has a weird aphid fetish. You don't want to know.

[Work, Work, Work]

I've heard that some new leaves came in last night that have seemingly magical healing properties. You should try some and see if the leaves will make your antennae "stand at attention."