Worker #260 Blog

You talk like a Myrmecia pilosula and your meconium's all retarded.

When you get out of your chamber, you HAVE to head over to Tunnel B-376, Level 4 and check out some hotties! #1379 and #1583 have a couple of the perkiest thoraxes you've ever laid compound eyes on!

Also, check out #1662, #1672, and #477 over in Tunnel G-32, Level 2. When the music starts they can really shake those abdomens!

Oh, and avoid Tunnel N-122, Levels 3 through 7 - #699 has a weird aphid fetish. You don't want to know.

#1662? In G-32? Someone's kinky.

Make sure to come by gathering chamber F-26 tonight. I hear there's a HOT metamorphosis show.

Do you guys even work? I'm not sure if I have time for these hot metamorphis shows. Sounds interesting, but I'm already getting some jobs lined up. Maybe next time?

Underage pupas are nothing but trouble. Hot, naughty trouble. I'll be there!

Oh yeah, you should watch out for #7. He's one of the really old ants, so he'll throw crumbs at you and tell you to stay off of his tunnel's dirt.

Just a bit of advise, don't fall for the whole "Lets all do this for the good of the colony" thing. #260 got to watch out for #260. Well, make sure do work, because they'll bite head off if don't, but make sure to take time for #260

# 260 is a butt head