Hill Highlights

It's about time we took care of that damn grasshopper. Just last week I lent him a couple bucks when he said he needed to catch a cab home because his wife had to get to work and he had to watch the kids. Being a compassionate soul I lent him enough money to get back to the field. Well, guess who I saw an hour later all hopped up on PCP?? You guessed it. And the kicker is he he the nerve to come up to me to try and bum a cigarette, oblivious to the fact I was the guy that gave him the "cab fare" for his drug addiction. When I enlightened him to that fact, he muttered some really specist about all us "looking the same." I for one am glad we've finally dealt with this nuisance.

I've heard that some new leaves came in last night that have seemingly magical healing properties. You should try some and see if the leaves will make your antennae "stand at attention."

Happy concerning grasshopper, but would like to inquire about location of undigestible portions of carcass. No reason. Grasshopper was jerk though.

Also, ha ha! Antenna droop is amusing.