squidflakes

On behalf of members of the USMC, both active duty and retired, living and dead, I would like to give you a hearty raise of the middle finger for defacing a national monument to those who gave their lives in defense of this country with your ignorant little game related circle jerk. You claim to have nothing but respect for the men who died at Iwo Jima and yet you liken the sacrifice of PIXELS in a GAME on a COMPUTER to the REAL sacrifices made by REAL men who gave their REAL lives and left REAL families with nothing but a scrap book of memories and folded flag. You disgust me. Every single one of you. How dare you. $%&@ your o/

Feeling kind of strange. here.. mandibles will not stop clicking on own Otheres feel odd too. Maybe red stuff to blame? No. It contained sugar, sugar is pure. We... always wondred.. what its like... ...

Nothing much happened yesterday. We were still full of oatmeal cream pie and didn't care much for getting out of the colony. Today, we were scuttling about and noticed some humans who were all gathered together doing something. This is always a good sign. Humans drop oatmeal cream pies and other wonderful treats that beat the thorax off of scavenging some grasshopper carcass. Some of the colony had already gathered too, so we joined them in the wait. One of the humans did something and suddenly the area was flooded in sugary sweet red stuff. Talk about a score! First the oatmeal pie, then this! Things are looking up for #604! We can't wait to show #7 how much better at foraging we are.

Um... We're a worker, not a drone. All drones do is sit around and put their semen in the Queen.

Bacteria are crawling in our mouth and we don't care. So much oatmeal cream pie. #353 got stuck for a while, we had to chew him out. It was funny, but not for #353. Seriously, we can't believe how much we ate or carried back to the nest.

Sticky sugar pool? Come on! OATMEAL CREAM PIE!

Full of what now?

We thought we were maybe just stressed out from all the dung cleaning, but no... OMQ YOU GUYS, HALF AN OATMEAL CREAM PIE! Totally leaving a scent trail back to the colony. There don't seem to be any spiders nearby or anything!

Yeah, didn't really get chance to post yesterday. #7, we are pretty sure it was #7, said something to us and we were suddenly making us do all kinds of crap chores. Literally, crap chores. We've never cleaned out as much dung as we did yesterday. Damn #7 and #7's glossy hide! Its ok though, it gave us a lot of time to think. There is this whole movement going on and we're not sure if we should join. Really, we're just trying to make it here and #7 and the fat !@#$%*, I mean Queen aside, the colony isn't all that bad. Not sure. Maybe today will be better.

We all take hours to die. When soldiers cut off our head, we were flopping around, legs kicking at nothing, and it was HILARIOUS. Not hilarious today though.

The Queen is such a whore

Just a bit of advise, don't fall for the whole "Lets all do this for the good of the colony" thing. #260 got to watch out for #260. Well, make sure do work, because they'll bite head off if don't, but make sure to take time for #260

Not sure what happened, was in grasshopper carcass when smells of panic happened. Ran back to colony even though didn't want to. Something happened. Part of Upper Cone 3 is completely flattened and the south exit tunnels are all blocked. Found thorax and a few legs scattered here and there, but no answers. Began to dig but didn't make much progress. Moved to North tunnels and found entry ways crowded with activity. Saw #7 glare at us. Suspect cone collapse may be part of some strange revenge against us. Antenna was still drooping and was still funny. Not too sad. Upper Cone 3 full of jerks and Queen Touchers. Must remember appropriate sadness scents for a while.

Happy concerning grasshopper, but would like to inquire about location of undigestible portions of carcass. No reason. Grasshopper was jerk though. Also, ha ha! Antenna droop is amusing.

Found a scent trail, probably left by #345, don't enjoy spending more time than necessary with #345. Followed trail, discovered food of some sort. Colony already sent soldiers and workers to process. Can't really add to efforts, but do anyway. Sneak samples while we aren't looking directly. Will colony starve because of missing morsels? Colony can starve. Would rather live in empty grasshopper than colony. #7 antenna is drooping. Must remember to laugh at #7.