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Oh God it's beautiful!


geologist

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Fellow anthabitants of Hill 1138, our fair Mt McSuckIt, I have seen the future, and the future is only twenty feet away, covered in red and white checkered cloth, and loaded with ever imaginable food source. I was so excited by this sight that I hardly even noticed extracting myself from my abdomen conundrum, and once I got the bleeding stopped and ordered a set of accessories, had to post this.

Forget that poorly planned and doomed to failure operation against the Red Fireants, we all know those commies will still be there after we seize the bounty of the checkered cloth.

We must act fast though, I have heard rumors of a terrible beast in our area, devouring our brethren. Who's with me?

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