beachrat

Subtle, sophisticated, salty. /do you know a Moose Hole?

Jubblies. :ph34r: Happy new year!

OBO ;)

Lines being drawn... oh wait. Yeah, HAPPY lines :awesome: Another round for the house, and try not to wonder about what's coming next :ehm: :ph34r: Just kidding.

Too much fun, it's insane! :nuke: Hippo birdy two ewe, guys, and conga rats also :awesome:

Sad but necessary. /o hali

The smart ones know the grubbymint rigamarole is all a sham. We all serve Bleak. :wub: All. :mellow:

No one is accusing you of anything you haven't proclaimed here yourself. You seized power. Man up and don't try to sugar coat it after the fact. You two grabbed it by the throat and shoved the squirming mess in Bob's face. Poor Bob. Your heart? You've lost the mission, bro. Abandon this journey to bonkersville. Remember what makes Fark -- the real, true, Fark you used to know and love -- so great. Pork Barigoule 1. Submerge two pig's hearts (trimmed) in cold water overnight. Change the water at least twice to remove lingering impurities. 2. Cut the sad, lonely, bitterly twisted hearts into large cubes. 3. Slice carrots, shallots, and a little fine (air-dried) ham into a pan with olive oil at medium heat, and sauté for five minutes. 4. Add minced garlic and chopped tomato; stir to heat through. Reduce the heat to low while the liquid reduces. 5. Melt a bunch of butter over medium high heat and add the heart cubes. Sauté quickly and not too long. If you overcook hearts they will be tough and rubbery, like the worn out muscles flopping feebly in certain power-mad usurpers' pasty hairless sunken chests. Not delicious. Lightly sauté instead. 6. As soon as the heart cubes are just golden brown, stir everything together. Salt and pepper to taste, and serve at once.

As most of you know, Cable77 left Fark. When he came back, many of us worked to enact a special amendment to our Charter to ensure he could not ever again get his bunioned toes back into the hobnailed jackboots of oppression. Unfortunately, peace-loving er, non-paranoid ... Well, let's just say not enough people were adequately alarmed, and some were lulled into complacency by his campaigns of deceit and lies. Obviously, a few were hoping for just this tragedy. The sad truth is that Cable77 and 905 have absolutely no authority for this insurrection, which will fail. The legitimate Total Fark Council remains the democratic leadership of Fark. We strongly urge the rest of Bob to stay out of it.

Excellent cover, fellow travelers. The PIGEON wraps her bEAk under the aspARAGus. Three taps and a yodel. /pass it on

Maybe it's the hangover talking, but there are too many followers around here, just marching in lockstep and blindly following the paths of others, never wondering where any of us are going or why. How can we all just follow each other? Someone needs to lead, and that foot is me. Revolution discussion at the water cooler after lunch break.

Don't listen to the critics. Bloat is Beautiful. Soon you will resemble bacon.

We have noted your peculiarly perverse individualism in your permanent file, comrade. Six legs good, one brain bad. :angry:

It's not the size of the vise, it's the crunchin' of the munchin'. #1623 stares like that because he has an unnatural drone fetish. Don't drop the soap.

While #3857 is sleeping, I'm drinking his beer. And snarfing all the Cheetos in the commune.