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Tasty red sugar The Light brightly shines at noon Fellow ants sizzle

That sugary goodness that 604 showed me made me feel funny. Maybe some Queen and Word hailing is what I need. Everyone, hail the Queen and head towards the Light!

Hey, great find 604! This stuff is great. I'm sorry I ever doubted your foraging skills.

So someone must have stinkbugged me out about bringing in that nice maroon ant who total wasn't a red fire ant. They didn't even care about the red and white checkered wonderland that I found. All they care about is that stupid oatmeal pie. Just as soon as I chew my way free of these spiderweb manacles, I'll show them, I'll show them all! /mood: filled with unholy ire //and formic acid

Oatmeal cream pies are full of fat, they go right to the thorax. C'mon, come help me gather this stuff up. We'll live like Queens I tell you!

Hey! Come help me move this sticky sugar stuff, you lazy ant. You expect to live to see your next Tuesday like this? This is the kind of attitude I'd expect to see from a red fire ant.

I'm pretty sure I saw a turtle once. It was HUGE.

It took me almost a full day of my life to get there and back, but I finally got to the Red and White Checkered Oasis I saw from the tree where I was stuck. It was really weird walking with these bouncy rubber things under me, but I finally figured it out. Kinda have to swagger a bit, but that works for me. Anyhow, by the time I got there, the birds *shakes mandibles at the sky* had picked over everything pretty well. I found a great pool of sticky sugar though, and I am going to present it to the queen soon. I also met this great other ant who swears he is not a red fire ant spy who helped me out. I'm sneaking him in past security because they would ask him all kinds of questions and feel him up with their antennas, and he says he is not that kind of ant. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan, I'll be hailed as the best scout ever and everyone will forget about me getting stuck on that branch.

Fellow anthabitants of Hill 1138, our fair Mt McSuckIt, I have seen the future, and the future is only twenty feet away, covered in red and white checkered cloth, and loaded with ever imaginable food source. I was so excited by this sight that I hardly even noticed extracting myself from my abdomen conundrum, and once I got the bleeding stopped and ordered a set of accessories, had to post this. Forget that poorly planned and doomed to failure operation against the Red Fireants, we all know those commies will still be there after we seize the bounty of the checkered cloth. We must act fast though, I have heard rumors of a terrible beast in our area, devouring our brethren. Who's with me?

1585, if I do that, I'm likely to lose skin, and abdominal fluids, and blood. I need those to live.

That sounds painful, if I had nerve endings. Thanks 1410! I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. Look for my coming to the east at first light.

2345, do you think you could distract the bird until I can get unsuck? I'm gonna try *quietly* chewing some leaves like 1674 suggested. I think the bird is pretty interested in the red fire ant hill anyhow.

OH GOD WHERE DID THE BIRD COME FROM?!?!?! WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!? HELLLLLPPPPPPPP!

I don't think pics of the, um, affected area, is a good idea. I can get one of the branch though.

2345, hey- HEY! Look up you moran! I'm right over you in that sycamore. Third branch from the left, 9 o'clock. Can you see me dude?