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"Bringing The Light to the deepest depths"

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I have seen The Light and now I believe

#1018 is indeed a great Prophet. It was he, I'm certain I saw scuttle into The Light. He has priomised us a bounty of sweet, sweet Essense of Light. He side is is red, like our red ant brethern. Oh, and here's a picture of what I saw as #1018 entered The Light: Hail to our Queen and to the Word of #1018. May we all be filled with The Light.

RavingMainyYak

RavingMainyYak

 

New Religion Casts "The Light" on Our Shining Colony on the Hill

The events of the past several days has energized an entire generation of workers. Out of the uncertainty and chaos of aardvark attacks, war with the reds, spider ambushes and counterattacks, as well as the discovery that the fabled land of the red and white checked food stores actually exist, a Prophet has arisen among our kind, speading the Good News of Salvation in the One, True Light. Here follows a reading from the Book of the Prophet #1018 (20: 1-15) For The Light is like a Queen's Ass

RavingMainyYak

RavingMainyYak

 

It's Who You Know...

It seems some members of this colony are managing to avoid the rebuilding efforts in the upper levels as well as the action topside. In particular, #1662 remains deep in the nest on Queen duty. Some job, fitting the Queen's new carapace every time She gains a microgram, or births another brood of egg sacs. I guess #1662 is SOOOO busy, she doesn't have time to let us know what she's been hearing in the Hidden Chamber. And has anybody seen #699 lately? Ever since the war started with the Red

RavingMainyYak

RavingMainyYak

 

War Expands - Spiders Enter Fray

As the work of rebuilding damaged sections of the nest continue, on the surface there are conflicting reports regarding the conflict with the red ant colony. It appears our side is winning the battle, despite the entry into the war of a nest of spiders, and several rouge wearing rogue insects. Here are the links to the latest: Massive Casulties Reported in Spider Offensive A Grunt's Life Discovery May Lead to Future of Unlimited Food We have this video report on the latest in the fight aga

RavingMainyYak

RavingMainyYak

 

It's WAR!!!

Following a series of incursions and at least one confirmed nest infiltrator, today our Queen declared war on the neighboring red fire ant nest next to the rotting oak tree stump. TunnelVIsion obtained this top secret battle report: We have a video report from the scene. Here's TunnelVision reporter #2054: Stay tuned to TunnelVision for continuing coverage of this historic day.

RavingMainyYak

RavingMainyYak

 

Webbed feet are not just for ducks

Investigating the unusual activity at the surface. The green Jolly Rancher, so sweet, so tempting, so fatal. He left my mind intact. I can dream, I can wonder, I can lament. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as insect, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that antity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of IT, whom we created because our time was badly spent a

RavingMainyYak

RavingMainyYak

 

Latest from the Hill

Here are your latest headlines: Aardvark Aattack KKills 789,500, destroys 17 Upper Levels Tainted Tempting Tasty Morsel Leads to Spider Sex Sting Old #7 Has Limp Antennae Queen Missing, #1583 Prepares to Accept Crown Details on these and other stories later on TunnelVision.

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RavingMainyYak

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