It's WAR!!!

Entry posted by RavingMainyYak November 13, 2008

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Following a series of incursions and at least one confirmed nest infiltrator, today our Queen declared war on the neighboring red fire ant nest next to the rotting oak tree stump.

TunnelVIsion obtained this top secret battle report:

Your aphid carcass attack against Land of Fireants was a success. Land of Fireants lost 4 defending ants, 1.01 food storage chamber, and 7.04 tunnel.
Attack Type: Bombing Campaign

Defending Nation:

Land of Fireants (Redman) Defender Tunnels Destroyed: 14.01

Defender Ants Destroyed: 0 Aphid carcasses Destroyed: 0 Attacker fying ants

Defender Fighters Killed: 0

Battle Type: Planned Ground Attack Battle Outcome: Victory New Colony Six66 Casualties: 309,283 soldier ants

Land of Redants Casualties: 1,695,027 soldier ants

Battle Details: Your soldier ants triumphantly and decisively defeated your enemy in this battle. Your insectoid army owes their lives to your hard work as their leader. In your victory your forces captured 19.854 grams of stored crumbs, leaves, and nectar from Land of Redants. They also destroyed 20.124 centimeters of tunnel within Land of Redant. They also stole 5.031 egg sacks from Land of Redant. The value of your exoskeletons abandoned in the battle was $0.00. Your forces looted 14,414.34 prime workers from the nation of Land of Redant.

We have a video report from the scene. Here's TunnelVision reporter #2054: