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Dear Diary: I am fat

SupremeCourtJudge

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I notice that I have been gaining a few grams. Even the other ants notice that I have been getting more chubby and out of shape. It is so bad that now I can only lift 20 times my body weight. It's becoming embarrassing and I promise to do something about it--no longer will the others call me mean names such as Formicidae Fatty.

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