smurthwaite

My liver. My liver. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvl_lfNyHuM

This is like two weeks late; so, I guess I should probably quit my job, but my apathy won’t allow that. We had elections at the end of January. The Pirates of the Parrot Order have a new Admiralty: Lurunin (yeah, we never heard of him either) Gowfanatic (yeah, this is stage one of his coup) Jraison (yeah, he really is only true pirate) They have placed the following people in Commander positions: Mast of War: SpliceVW (yeah, he can blow stuff up) Mast of FA: Xanth (yeah, we aren’t expecting much either) Mast of IA: Redarmy (yeah, we put a communist in government) Mast of Info: Smurthwaite )yeah, this is just sad( Mast of Recruitment: Manussa (yeah, we love this guy so he gets the !@#$%* job) None of this matters because I am the Pirate King. It’s in the charter. Also, we're really just a bunch of drunks pretending to be pirates who love rum and booty. [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler]A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through th' boat's provisions, th' pirate stumbled across an barnacle-covered lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed th' lamp vigorously. T' th' amazement o' th' castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not th' standard three. Without giving any thought t' th' matter th' pirate blurted out, "Make th' entire briny deep into rum!" th' Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately th' entire sea turned into th' finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, th' Genie vanished. Only th' gentle lapping o' rum on th' hull broke th' stillness as th' two considered thar circumstances. Th' parrot looked disgustedly at th' pirate and aft a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goin' t' have t' pee in th' boat!"[/spoiler]

Shhhhh. This is where people who matter talk. First, my congratulations to two fine AAs. Second a bit of warning to my friends in RIA: Don't trust TBC! They actually signed with us. That isn't a trustworthy resume. o/RIA o/TCB o/Allies o/Friends

I told Gibs. I swear.

I'll be honest and tell you I really dislike clown car. I'll keep that honesty and tell you I love finding ways to point out how full of shit Tywin is. The problem here is that if I root against one, I am implicitly rooting for the other. On the other hand, I have always found WC to be most pleasant. Is there any combination that would make this delightful little romp more enjoyable for me? I'm not sure. I will say this to the DOOM side. Having fought clown car on two occasions, I'll tell you they will claim victory because you will have knocked them down so far that you literally cannot find anybody to declare on them. Good luck with that.

I declare that MTTezla is the winner.

I'm sure the irony of this statement is lost on you, but the rest of us thank you for the joke.

Oh, we are making random declarations now? I declare that you all shall keep my slots full with 100 tech shipments from now until eternity. I'm on the edge of my seat in anticipation to see if such a declaration works.

This could be you! Join the Pirates of the Parrot Order at PPO.spickle.com

Illogical reaction to Rhizoctonia's logical statement in 3, 2, 1...

It's clear and obvious that NG is plotting a massive usurpation of NPO. You heard it first right here folks. There is not some great movement towards and Oculous/DOOM war, but rather NG will sign with everybody and turn on the currently perceived ring-leader. (Also, I don't do FA for a reason)

Damnit. I was told there would be beer. Where the hell is the beer? Somebody tricked me. beer does not equate to bear

I miss you buddy. We had a helluva time sending them there, heh?

Pirates go nuclear. PPO.spickle.com

The problem with this line of thinking is that there is a point where nobody can continue to hit them. Then you'll get ceaseless threads and posts about how they won because they had been knocked down so far they were out of range of 3-day old nations.

I demand the RIA civil unrest begin in earnest. o/RIA o/RIA May the best RIA rule. Also, congrats.

Well, as far as I can tell, this whole thread needs to be tl;dr into the old adage, "If it's brown, flush it down."

Couldn't happen to nicer people.

If I had vote, it would be this one.

With the Valentine's Day on it's way, I thought you would enjoy a card that is circulating around PPO right now: Come by and talk at PPO.spickle.com

This made me laugh. Congrats TOP. May your leaders lead you to things you desire. Edit: left out a word.

Bumpity bump bump, bumpity bump bump, Look at PPO Go.

Only by you. Sheesh. You even made this guy's farewell thread about you. I didn't know you Poppa Clam, but I wish you well in whatever journeys you may find yourself.

PPO gets the victory and we have evidence to prove it. PPO.spickle.com

This is the most funny thing I have seen on Bob in 2016.