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Article I – Sovereignty The parties shall respect the sovereignty of each other, and neither party shall engage in any conduct which may impinge on the sovereignty of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression No member nation of either alliance will declare war on any member nation of the other, provide aid (be it military, money, technology, or knowledge) to enemies of the other, or commit acts of espionage against the other Article III – Intelligence Each party must share with the other party intelligence or information that relates to or affects the safety or security of the other party. Article IV: Optional Defense In the signing of this pact, both Parties are encouraged but not obligated to assist the other by means of political, financial, and military aid. Should either of the signatory alliances be attacked by another power, this treaty provides both signatories with full legal justification to enter a conflict that concerns the other, if they so choose. Article V: Optional Aggression In the event that one Party requires assistance in an aggressive war against a Non-Signatory Alliance, both Parties are encouraged but not obligated to assist the other by means of political, financial, and military aid. This treaty provides both signatories with full legal justification to enter a conflict that concerns the other, if they so choose. Article VI: Termination If one of the parties wishes to terminate this treaty, the terminating party must give 48 hours prior notice to the other party. Neither party shall engage in aggressive actions against each other for 72 hours after the termination of this treaty. For TBC Gibsonator21, Hillary Clinton Shurukian, Carly Fiorina VanHooIII, Donald Trump For Fark 905, Submitter 182, Squirrel Yak, Speaker of Council TF Council - Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag Decide R Inchief, BozDaBoz, 182
Blue Tentacled Bears From Beyond Article I: Of the Elder Gods and the Unmentionable Stygian Creatures That Lurk. Tsayka. Da Dreadlord. Elder Gods from a forgotten time, part of a collective known as NATO. Only briefly mentioned in an ancient and accursed manuscript. Names that mankind dare not evoke out of fear that their retribution will be swift and ghastly. Their names are not even spoken by the most arcane. Van Hoo III. Shurukian. Gibsonator21. Leaders of a cult of omnivorous daemonaic beings disguised as Earthly creatures of the Ursidae family. Shunned by the civilized world for their indescribable and unthinkable acts of violence, they were often worshiped as deities by long forgotten cultures and lesser imps. A pact was written in the blood of nameless and loathsome beings and added to the Book of Azathoth. Cooperate these vile and feared pantheons of old had decided. Do not presume though that groups of this level of depravity do not also value their own sovereignty. Article II: Like Minded Deities See Great Value in the Whisperings of Mortals and Others Elder Gods and daemonic beings deal in information, blasphemous or otherwise. From their dark thrones and dank charnel houses, they collect and share such things. This is beyond the comprehension of mere mortal men, but understood with ease by those of the eldritch variety. Lesser beings would delve into madness and despair should they dare gaze upon the tomes and unutterable words within. These manuscripts are best left to the eyes and ears of the two who invoke the aforementioned blood pact. It was meticulously written by them and the immense and hideous undertaking was for them and them alone. Article III: Reptilian Claws. Swarthy Robes of Unknown Origin. Tentacles From the Abyss There will be those who dare lash out at the members of this pact. As unthinkable as it may seem to dare to topple beings of such immeasurable and incomprehensible power, one would be foolish to underestimate the audacity that fear and dread creates. Should an aggressor choose a single party from this pact, assistance by the other would not be shunned and would in fact be encouraged. Deities and other like-minded creatures from the beyond are the calculating sort though and should the non-aggrieved party decline to assist it would not be viewed as immoral, blasphemous, abnormal, or even faintly cruel. No, such a decision would be understood as per the scribblings of the Book of Azathoth itself. Article IV: Glub, Glub ... Glub, Glub Despite being immortal in nature, the two members of this pact understand that there is no such thing as forever. Indeed, all pacts (blood or otherwise) have a starting and ending point. While a falling out between two of such omnipotence would baffle simpler minds, the beings involved will make every attempt to make amends. Should no compromise be reached, a parting of ways shall commence. Some will lurk, hoping to use this opportunity to do the unthinkable -- to swoop in and end one party in an insane gambit for dark power. Know this: 72 hours must pass before that which is not dead can eternal lie, and indeed with strange aeons even death may die. Tremble before us, NATO Tsayka, Secretary General Da DreadLord, Secretary of Foreign Affairs Lenny N Karl, Two-headed Serpent of Madness The Bear Cavalry Van HooIII, Crowley Shurukian, Lillith Gibsonator21, Azazel
* TBC Flag provided by Rampage3 of TBC. Article 1: Sovereignty Matt: What do you think about Kylo Ren? Do you think he's going to finish what Darth Vader started? Gibs: What exactly has he started? Molagbol: I will say this for Kylo Ren, I think he gets a bad rep. I mean, he's trying to do something that's never been done in the history of the Galaxy. I mean rule everything? That's impressive, I admire the guy. Article 2: Aid Hoo: OK it's real easy, all you gotta do is rewire the calcinator. Matt: So.. remove, this? Hoo: Does that look like the calcinator? What's wrong with you? Molagbol: Hey Matt, it's this one right here. *points it out* Hoo: OK can we rewire it please? I haven't had my muffin yet, Matt! Chunky Monkey: Whaddup, Matt? *kicks wrench* Matt: Jerkface... Article 3: Intelligence Molagbol: This has been a really tough year for my family... we lost our son, he was in the Storm Trooper program. We're getting by... -- Matt: Hearing about Molagbol's son really struck a nerve with me... Especially since I'm the one that had Hoo kill him. Matt: Hey, I ran into Hoo in the bathroom. He told me to give you this. *Hands Molagbol a card* Molagbol: *opens card* "After the rain, comes the rainbow... sorry I killed your son I'm here to talk, always - Hoo" Article 4: Mandatory Defense + Non-Chaining Matt: My friend Shuru saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower. She said Kylo Ren had an 8-pack. That Kylo Ren was shredded. Zygon: What? Your friend is a liar man, Kylo Ren's a punk !@#$%*. That guy looks like he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet under that little black dress- *starts choking* Matt: Oh no he's choking on food. *force pushes Zygon through the vending machine Gibs: WHAT THE HELL MATT?? Molagbol: Yeah I'm not even touching this one, sorry! Article 5: Cancellation Matt: Have you guys seen Kylo Ren's lightsaber? Molagbol: Yeah man that thing's weird looking. Matt: No it's not it's awesome. Here lemme go see if I can find it. *walks out of the room then right back in with Kylo Ren's lightsaber* Gibs: That thing looks dangerous, like a little kid made it. Matt: Well then you don't have to look at it anymore!... After 72 hours! *throws lightsaber* For The Bear Cavalry, Shurukian, General Van HooIII, Storm Trooper Gibsonator21, Radar Technician For NADC, Darth Sidious: XxHouseArrestXx Darth Vader: Zygon Chunky Monkey Darth Maul: Gandorian Count Dooku: Scotia the Brave
Once upon a time, Mogar was wandering around IRC looking for people to troll, and since the only active channel left on coldfront was #thebearcavalry, that is where he ended up! After an all nighter involving a lot of Alcohol and Debauchery , the governments of RIA and TBC were seeking to cure their hangovers with the best known remedy, a greasy plate of bacon. While they were chowing down on a heaping pile of delicious bacon while Shurukian ate some Kale, and large servings of Shadow's private reserve, they got to talking and the following agreement was written down on a slightly used napkin. Article I: We should probably not kill one another We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. Dalai Lama In that spirit RIA and TBC agree to a peaceful coexistence as friends and allies. Article II: Something about information and !@#$ If either signatory catches wind of intelligence that affects the other signatory, they should share it over some steak and cold glass of whiskey. Article III: I don't know what to call this Clause While bears are awesome and cacti a prize to behold, it should be noted by any would be aggressors that an attack on one may be seen as an attack on the other. In that case either alliance is encouraged to come to the defense, whether financially or military of the other. Unless said attack occurs to Keres, Shurukian, or Kaitlink, in which case Mogar's gonna nuke whoever does to hell. D: Florida: Development Clause In 30 days RIA and TBC will review this treaty and decide to either upgrade or cancel this treaty! Article V: "Becoming Vegetarian". Should either side get swayed by Shurukian's hippy girlfriend ways and won't let them eat meat they are required to give 73.5 hours notice to the other party. Signed The Triumvirate of The Bear Cavalry, VanHooIII, Mike D Gibsonator21, MCA Shurukian, Ad-Rock The Random Insanity Alliance, Lord Cactuar: Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. Floridian Council, Cactimus Prime dester55 Gigantuar Leo, Hello Liz Funktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge. Note: credit to Hereno for TBC's flag, and Shuru for that glorious first picture