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How to: do an AUT callout


Penkala

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Aut is an amazing man who has a way with words. I undertook the incredible task of sitting down and analyzing how he operates to find out why he's so successful at things like callouts. From that research, I came up with the formula to a callout, Aut style.

Headline: <name> callout.

Body: I don't like <a> (where <a> is a nation at most 50% of your size. Make sure <a> can not kick your $@! at this second, preferably waiting until they've decommed and returned to a peaceful state) because of <b>. <a> is a <coward, idiot, Polaris nation>. So, I call you out. Hit me, <a>.

Caveat: This offer is valid now through <c> (where <c> is an amount of time in which <a> could not hope to double his/her nation and still have enough capability to fight).

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A few things to keep in mind: Try to keep <c> as long as possible so that it seems like you actually want this war, but NOT SO LONG that <a> can build up and actually hit you!

Make sure to completely ignore the fact that you can sell down, instead calling it <a>'s excuse!

Call <a> a coward often. This is known as the shahehehhehehahehahehehshahehshehehahehshahaahsheh method of trolling!

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Dude, you're acting as if 3k is hard to grow from. Just declare already and stop flexing your ego

I'm at 1k infra and have !@#$ trades and no factories. It is, indeed, quite expensive to grow into range. All he has to do is sell stuff. Much easier. And yet he won't. Because he's a coward.

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Then grow mr. Co-Deputy of Finance

Deputy Director. There is no other deputy. And I know what I'm doing, thankyou very much. p.s. it doesn't involve buying thousands of infra with bad trades and no factories.

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I don't see why you don't just fight him, I almost hit ZI (150 infra was my lowest) with no warchest left in the last war and I'm already up to 4k infra again. Its not like you have much to lose dueling him.

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Methrage, the lack of factories/trades would deter me personally. Can't really do much without them.

Also, you should wait a few weeks fix everything up and then duel.

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Why on earth would you give shaneheheheheheheh or AUT a reason to post MORE?!??

Why would you give Polaris another treaty?

Why would you abandon your allies in Pacifica then later disregard everything as merely a "mistake" and try and get into bed with MK?

Why do you think your alliance is all that?

We can't answer all these questions at once. Also, Duke sucks.

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Why would you give Polaris another treaty?

Why would you abandon your allies in Pacifica then later disregard everything as merely a "mistake" and try and get into bed with MK?

Why do you think your alliance is all that?

We can't answer all these questions at once. Also, Duke sucks.

Hey AUT, that's some nice herring you caught at the lake today. Boy oh boy look at them red scales as well! That's a keeper.

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Will you two shut up please?

It came down to Van Hoo's and CSM's posts for me...and I have to say that CSM wins the threa--ehmmm...comments.

Hoo's a close second, though.. ^_^

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