How to: do an AUT callout
Aut is an amazing man who has a way with words. I undertook the incredible task of sitting down and analyzing how he operates to find out why he's so successful at things like callouts. From that research, I came up with the formula to a callout, Aut style.
Headline: <name> callout.
Body: I don't like <a> (where <a> is a nation at most 50% of your size. Make sure <a> can not kick your $@! at this second, preferably waiting until they've decommed and returned to a peaceful state) because of <b>. <a> is a <coward, idiot, Polaris nation>. So, I call you out. Hit me, <a>.
Caveat: This offer is valid now through <c> (where <c> is an amount of time in which <a> could not hope to double his/her nation and still have enough capability to fight).
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A few things to keep in mind: Try to keep <c> as long as possible so that it seems like you actually want this war, but NOT SO LONG that <a> can build up and actually hit you!
Make sure to completely ignore the fact that you can sell down, instead calling it <a>'s excuse!
Call <a> a coward often. This is known as the shahehehhehehahehahehehshahehshehehahehshahaahsheh method of trolling!
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