SeaBeeGipson Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 It has come to the attention of the Great and Respectable Coconut Club, that a violator has harmed our Pineapple brethren. This filthy violator stands accused of mortifying acts performed with various pineapples, against their will. We, the Great Nations of the Coconut Club, have been made aware of the heinous crimes and demand justice for these innocent pineapples. While this barbarian has destroyed the moral and self-esteem of our pineapple friends to the point of inoperability, the Coconut Club is here to avenge them. This barbarian is being protected by an alliance of Degenerates, and we have decided to put the lime in it and shake it all up by rolling the entire alliance. Junka, the Pineapple Punisher, will fall for his disregard for the consent of pineapples. The Coconut Club hereby declares the Pina Colada War on ISX. Signed, The Government of the Coconut Club SeaBeeGipson of Denton; The Head Coconut RearviewRover of Peasant Confederacy, Coconut O'Brien Brewersalliance of Puestopia, ISX Corpse Defiler LordSunday of The House, That 3-headed coconut Pokemon Lord Hitchcock of Brittden, The green coconut Maine of LiveFreeorFly, Coconut Enthusiast Roquentin of HowTheHellDidHeAgreeToThis, Surprise Coconut The Imperium of Supernova-X Hereby recognizes the state of war. Immortan Junka, the Real Leader of ISX, (Forged Signature) Galerion, The Puppet Leader, (Forged Signature) AtlasXero, Junka #2, (Forged Signature) Disclaimer: No Real coconuts or pineapples were harmed in the making of the troll DoW. This is not an actual DoW, please delete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaineGOP Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 o/ Coconuts! Avenge the Pineapples! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Can't wait for people to not read the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 For too long the Coconut Club has stood silent and watched these horrible atrocities go by. To our pineapple abusers, we say no more! Today is the day you shall answer for your crimes against our pineapple pals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaineGOP Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 minute ago, SeaBeeGipson said: For too long the Coconut Club has stood silent and watched these horrible atrocities go by. To our pineapple abusers, we say no more! Today is the day you shall answer for your crimes against our pineapple pals! the Glorious Coconut Revolution will overthrow all the Pineapple Oppressors. Junkalunka you have been warned, what you did to those pineapples is beyond the standards of humanity!!! OH THE HUMANITY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 We we will fight on the beaches, we will fight in the homeless encampments and the coconut groves, we will fight in the projects, and the shanty towns, we will fight in the massage parlours and tourist malls, we will never surrender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RearviewRover Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) Edited August 31, 2017 by RearviewRover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devialance Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: We we will fight on the beaches, we will fight in the homeless encampments and the coconut groves, we will fight in the projects, and the shanty towns, we will fight in the massage parlours and tourist malls, we will never surrender. You do not have the money to even buy pineapples anymore lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 you guys do know that there's like 100 reasons to make fun of tywin other than his hawaiian heritage right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I like pineapple, oranges, coconuts and grapes. That's why they call me Tarzan of the apes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaineGOP Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, Neo Uruk said: you guys do know that there's like 100 reasons to make fun of tywin other than his hawaiian heritage right Half Hawaiian, a true Hawaiian would never disrespect a pineapple that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said: we will fight in the massage parlours I didn't know that you were into BDSM Vampir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 You have earned the respect of Rupert Holmes with this declaration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 This is dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted September 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Thrash said: This is dumb. Please see photo attached. Have a great day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Such mayhem. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Pilot Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 No joke threads please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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