Mamazlilmistake Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Th' Federation o' Buccaneers be nearing one year at sea. And in this short year, th' Federation has grown t' over 2,000,000 nation strength, fought in the Karma war, and be th' ONLY alliance with a SEA MONSTER (not to be confused with the cookie monster, which is land based and blue). ... After sailing th' seas for many a month, we Buc Bucs become lonely even desperate for the satisfaction only a woman can deliver. This last voyage became particularly lonely as war dragged on. Yet our desire for affection persisted. When th' rum ran dry the sheep got ugly and by a particularly unlucky string of events, arrr ship ran aground. And upon this land, we believed to had been uncharted, we encountered a savage woman, so we thought. She approached slowly. As she came nearer, our attention was drawn to her chiseled legs, rippling tummy muscles, thunder thighs, cut biceps, and flowing hair. She was wearing a thong, some form of savage sandal shoes, and a helmet. She was topless. It was arrr own pirate paradise. Unfortunately, after many hours of passionate love making, t' my dismay, I realized this bronze god was actually a man. T' be honest we pirates didn't mind. These savages (which we later found out were quite well developed and not actually savages at all) however, who call themselves Spartans, on th' other hand, were rather put off by our mistake. AGAIN, to be honest, "if you don't want t' be treated like meat, you shouldn't be so go-ram beautiful." (Browncoat love(no pun intended)) Long story short, after th' love fest we both thought it best we split path and never make eye contact again, which they rudely argued was twice as hard for them (HINT-because we dont have all arrr eyes. GET IT!). BUT, like those cowboys, we couldn't quit each other and were forced (by love) t' move t' California (pre-prop8) and get ourselves a contract. Th' Federation o' Buccaneers and Sparta now have a genuine MDoAP, which reads; Sparta & Federation of Buccaneers MDoAPThis is how it is' Going purple on Sparta is going purple on FoB and visa-versa, In th' event one of us attacks you, you might just find yerself in a hurt sandwich between th' tight buns that are Sparta and FoB, Friends dont let friends drive drunk (even if its a boat), Friends dont let friends rebuild alone, Rule 3- fat chicks need loving too, they just have t' pay more, Spying on friends is not cool, Rule 6- "What does her man have to do with me?" Sparta and FoB reserve the right to _____________. Signed for Sparta Admiral Jimmay Horde Beam II Fleet Admiral - George "the Sailor Jerry" Great No-Crown Royale WandMDave Ephor of Flaming Moe's - Sethly Signed for FoB Pirate Kings- Runz & Sagha Speaker of the Crew- Oda Speaker of the Mast- Care_Bear Dont let the orders of signatures fool you. Sparta and FoB take turns on top. If you are asking yerself... What makes FoB so great? Its always been the high quality booty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congratulations to our Spartan allies on this (p.s. our treaty was better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Shake that booty FoB, shake it like you were shaking it in Sparta's face. 2 treaties in one night sparta? Busy busy. Congratulations to the both of yah, and your greek loving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorum Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 we got in first! congrats FoB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaannndddyyy Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Congratulations B) o/ treaty web Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Oooh Sexy treaty you got there. I see wat you did thar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Hooray for pirates and spartans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 So great...I FoB treaties o/ our allies FoB! o/ Sparta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinpah Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 (edited) I support once again being allied to Sparta !! EDIT: George "the Sailor Jerry" Great Edited August 7, 2009 by Shinpah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 This is another step towards global hegemony! Awesome to be allied to you pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I always thought Sparta looked a little feminine /me ducks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I have to congratulate the Spartans on their vigorous loving, even if it did take all 300 to get the job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 WOOT. Allies be signing treaties. Yarrrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuthura Ban Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 That's a mighty fine graphic you've got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastermind Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 What?! My last two alliances just treatied. Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanru Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 If you are asking yerself... What makes FoB so great? Its always been the high quality booty! I concur! congrats to both our black team mates FoB o/ Sparta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Boris Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Man thongs and tight trousers, what's not to like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 I have to congratulate the Spartans on their vigorous loving, even if it did take all 300 to get the job done. [ooc]My monitor is not happy at this post >_>[/ooc] This treaty has been too long in the making and I, for one, bow to our new pirate overlords. o/ FoB o/ The ensuing Spartays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chet Ubet Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Congrats to both alliances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liluant Islands Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 hahahaha: Rule 3- fat chicks need loving too, they just have t' pay more, o/ FoB o/ Sparta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 You give me the dress, I'll be more woman than a man like you can stand. Sethly wanted to call this treaty: This is Sparrrrrrrrrrta! Everyone remember to mock him accordingly. PS - We missed you for a second there Shinpah. Glad we can turn your mask red again (though I'm pretty sure we were to lazy to ever change it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Not an entirely surprising turn of events. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion321 Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 (edited) I always thought Sparta looked a little feminine How dare you! Hyperion321 prances away in anger Edited August 8, 2009 by Hyperion321 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 (edited) That could be the best intro for a treaty I've ever seen Edit: Spelling makes baby Jesus cry. Edited August 8, 2009 by Ellis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George the Great Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Glad to finally see this up there. It's also much better than the original proposal. This be Sp-arrrrrrr-ta, yarrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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