Emperor Khan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) My fellow CN'ers. There is an incredible spirit of optimism sweeping Planet Bob right now—we're bringing back winning and for the first time in many years... we're finally stopping hawaiians from entering our territory. We are blessed by those patriots who have made Planet Bob a beacon of freedom, of talent and unbreakable CN spirit. This week I had the privilege to visit the Museum of Pineapples, right here in our nations capital, where I saw first hand the incredible sacrifices our brave young men and woman have made against the hawaiians. It's a new, beautiful museum that serves as a shining example of CN'ers valuable contributions to protect our culture, our society and our history from hawaiians. It also tells us about the great struggle from freedom and equality from Supernova X and their leader; Immortan Junka. I left that museum confident that CN can overcome any challenge that may present itself from the gay caliphate that is hawaii. Today and everyday, I pledge to continue our oppression of the fruity hawaiian islanders. I have today instructed the Department of Justice to remain committed to the “proper interpretation” of the pro-discrimination law known as Title IX. From now on, decent, good CN'ers will no longer have to share a restroom with a hawaiian. There's not going to be any hawaiians sneaking a look at you in the cubicles. It's finished. Totally over. We've witnessed from Wikileaks how bad their leader Immortan Junka of the Kingdom of Pakalolo is. Totally useless. Complete scumbag. Quote 3/5/2017 9:58:29 AM You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/3/2017 12:47:34 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/3/2017 12:46:41 AM Desired Religion: Buddhism Desired Government: Democracy Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 2/1/2017 8:48:15 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/17/2017 Total Money: $24,294,969 Technology: 0.12 Levels Trade Partners: Bewtopia, Somewhere down South, Ircworld, blighty, Arman Republic Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 556, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 1323, Intelligence XP: 78 Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 410 <<< KIA Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. And I promise you... the people of CN, that no matter what background these hawaiians come from, none of them will have the chance to climb that great ladder of success. I want every hawaiian man, woman and child to be prevented from access to basic healthcare, primary school education and aeroplanes. We will remove funding from hawaiian schools, we will flood their local communities with drugs and prevent them from travelling. This week I met with other CN leaders and we discussed the fruity plague that threatens to envelop us from the hawaiian islands. All of them have agreed with me that we will do everything we can to stop these people from attacking our freedoms that we cherish so dearly. We're going to be working to get rid of this hawaiian loser and I mean get rid of him completely. Thank you. God Bless you and God Bless CN. Edited March 11, 2017 by Emperor Khan Killed his General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Finally a leader who does everything he promised to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Winning so hard that you're gonna need more lube to press more winning into them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Zigur Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) I guess having more tech, max level aircraft, navy, and blowing billions on infra buy-ups isn't enough to "win" against my Legion of the Damned. Keep winning all the way till you are broke! I look forward to adding your skull to my growing collection of drinking gobblets, alongside such rogues as Methrage and The Rebel. Edited March 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Funny you should mention The Rebel. I was telling him about your war chest, all $24 million of it, and... well... you can see his reaction for yourself:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) I don't need a warchest. I have an upper tier to support me, an upper tier you failed to damage. My patience is infinite. Ten billion dollars is a blink of an eye in my immortal existence. I was fighting when the world was young. You will fail as have all others, and I will drink from your skull. Edited March 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: I don't need a warchest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) Wikileaks are reporting that it's not just Junka in SNX with a laughable war chest. Galerion (Blighty), his Brown team senator also leads from the bottom:- Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of blighty. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/24/2017 10:11:20 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/8/2017 12:43:02 AM Desired Religion: Mixed Desired Government: Totalitarian State Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 8/2/2016 2:14:07 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/24/2017 Total Money: $96,585,405 Technology: 300.27 Levels Trade Partners: Bewtopia, Kingdom of Pakalolo, Somewhere down South, Arman Republic, Ircworld Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 82, Navy XP: 3, Air Force XP: 181, Intelligence XP: 23 Assigned Generals: Intelligence XP Level 38 <<< KIA 3/13/2017 Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed. I feel a Wikileaks style log dump coming along... Edited March 13, 2017 by Emperor Khan Killed his General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 That's fine. If our members get knocked down to below 10,000 NS, they can still fight and produce tech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: That's fine. If our members get knocked down to below 10,000 NS, they can still fight and produce tech. But their "Leader" can't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 I don't know. On the one hand, it is Junka. On the other hand, the CRAP guy that had a 1 bill warchest lost against me 13:1 even though I am fighting on aid. Wonders matter more at a seller level. Junka should have had his seller wonders for years, though. Can Breitbart tell us what he's been spending his money on? Even a tech farm should have accumulated more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 I will be seeing you and your friend below 10,000 NS, so I can use you to train our newest Imperators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, Duderonomy said: I don't know. On the one hand, it is Junka. On the other hand, the CRAP guy that had a 1 bill warchest lost against me 13:1 even though I am fighting on aid. Wonders matter more at a seller level. Junka should have had his seller wonders for years, though. Can Breitbart tell us what he's been spending his money on? Even a tech farm should have accumulated more than that. Hi duderonomy. Too busy fighting. Been enjoying this rare break to buy an SDI and maybe some other goodies before I jump back into the battlefield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archangel1 Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 No offense to you Junka, but I find this too be rather funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 (edited) RIP 3/4/2017 12:38:55 AM Kingdom of Pakalolo Ruler: Immortan Junka Imperium of Supernova X Khanistan Ruler: Emperor Khan The Deplorables Assassinate Generals Success, Not Caught Details You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Khanistan. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to assassinate a Khanistan military general. In the attack Eric Trump of the Army branch with an XP level of 77 was killed. Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Edited March 9, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Emperor Khan said: . We're going to be working to get rid of this hawaiian loser and I mean get rid of him completely. Thank you. God Bless you and God Bless CN. Good luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Better men have tried. Junka won't be leaving any time soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Non existent war chests in SNX appears to be a "thing", are they really following Junka's example?:- Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Neo Indonesia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/6/2017 11:49:35 PM Last Bill Payment: 3/6/2017 11:49:22 PM Desired Religion: None Desired Government: Totalitarian State Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 4 Last Nuke Purchase: 3/6/2017 11:50:09 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/6/2017 Total Money: $37,240,985 Technology: 100.10 Levels Trade Partners: Republik of Eurf, Femocratic Lands, Nosgoth, Jung Hua, Kreig Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 148, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 199, Intelligence XP: 15 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Republique France. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/1/2017 6:32:38 PM Last Bill Payment: 3/1/2017 6:32:42 PM Desired Religion: Norse Desired Government: Democracy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: 3/1/2017 6:33:10 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/18/2017 Total Money: $37,075,319 Technology: 300.00 Levels Trade Partners: The Tannhauser Gate, Paraculia II, Tiger, Tunisiarev, Southern Rhodesia Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 42, Navy XP: 40, Air Force XP: 70, Intelligence XP: 40 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 60 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 200 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 20 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. this guy must be a new recruit, he actually has some money! :- Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Nihon koku. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/25/2017 6:16:31 AM Last Bill Payment: 2/28/2017 11:03:37 PM Desired Religion: Hinduism Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 10 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 1/12/2017 Total Money: $334,609,677 Technology: 100.00 Levels Trade Partners: Zohar, Halium, Udrium, Maalaiskunta, Whagel Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 5, Navy XP: 5, Air Force XP: 5, Intelligence XP: 5 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. I love Wikileaks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Oh no, Khan is posting spy reports, no one has ever done this before! We're doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galerion Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Do you not realise how low your NS is right now, nations down there are still developing and wars are cheap for them. If you want to fight people with more money then you'll need to buy more infra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 *Leans over.. sniffs Trump.* You smell like win. I like win. Can I eat you? *Studies Trump* Nevermind, your winning is too small to even serve as an appetizer. WAITER! MORE WIN PLEASE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) Wikileaks just keeps on giving! I wonder if we're going to see the whole alliance's intel revealed? Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Tunisiarev. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/19/2017 3:55:10 PM Last Bill Payment: 2/27/2017 2:25:11 AM Desired Religion: Sikhism Desired Government: Democracy Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 10% Number of Spies: 400 Last Nuke Purchase: 1/26/2017 2:46:40 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 1/30/2017 Total Money: $59,193,201 Technology: 300.42 Levels Trade Partners: Paraculia II, Republique France, Southern Rhodesia, Tiger, The Tannhauser Gate Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 55, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 247, Intelligence XP: 7 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 60 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 270 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 270 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of BernieSandernia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/28/2017 6:18:30 AM Last Bill Payment: 2/28/2017 6:18:18 AM Desired Religion: Norse Desired Government: Capitalist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 50 Last Nuke Purchase: 1/18/2017 6:39:35 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/6/2017 Total Money: $206,393,375 Technology: 100.24 Levels Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, Spira, Rio Grande, Koninkrijk Nederland Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 8, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 17, Intelligence XP: 7 Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 173 <<< KIATotal Aircraft: 60 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 140 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 30 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. This one is not too shabby:- Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Femocratic Lands. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/27/2017 1:19:53 AM Last Bill Payment: 2/27/2017 1:19:00 AM Desired Religion: Norse Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 10/20/2016 11:23:57 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/27/2017 Total Money: $353,937,293 Technology: 139.92 Levels Trade Partners: Neo Indonesia, Jung Hua, Kreig, Nosgoth, Republik of Eurf Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 28, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 189, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 60 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 392 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 28 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. FREE ASSANGE! t-shirts available from Trump Enterprises (Mexico) LLC for US$19.99 (all sizes), call 1-800-WINNER to place your order NOW! Edited March 11, 2017 by Emperor Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Seems despite all of your money, navy, high tier air force and tech, Oam Zhuxi is really kicking your ass. Maybe posting spy reports is the best damage you can hope to do against us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 (edited) On 11/03/2017 at 0:41 PM, Immortan Junka said: Seems despite all of your money, navy, high tier air force and tech, Oam Zhuxi is really kicking your ass. FAKE NEWS:- On 11/03/2017 at 0:41 PM, Immortan Junka said: Maybe posting spy reports is the best damage you can hope to do against us. Wikileaks just released more.... they just keep on coming folks!!! Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Seleucids. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/19/2017 12:22:12 AM Last Bill Payment: 2/27/2017 12:51:53 AM Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 60 Last Nuke Purchase: 1/7/2017 6:03:45 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 1/22/2017 Total Money: $3,214,329 Technology: 0.66 Levels Trade Partners: Caye Shade, Sycorax, Svea Rike, St Lucia, Up The Creek Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 4, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 31, Intelligence XP: 2 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Caisleaer. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/24/2017 5:15:50 PM Last Bill Payment: 2/24/2017 5:15:55 PM Desired Religion: Christianity Desired Government: Capitalist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 3 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 2/24/2017 Total Money: $19,711,193 Technology: 300.28 Levels Trade Partners: Aetheryte, Ventus, Shin Yogo Empire, Nilfgaardian Empire Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 65, Navy XP: 65, Air Force XP: 67, Intelligence XP: 65 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 32 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 90 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 104 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 3 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 2 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kreig. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/18/2017 1:42:00 AM Last Bill Payment: 2/25/2017 11:59:39 PM Desired Religion: Sikhism Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: 2/19/2017 2:28:03 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/2/2017 Total Money: $23,848,354 Technology: 0.00 Levels Trade Partners: Neo Indonesia, Femocratic Lands, Republik of Eurf, Nosgoth, Jung Hua Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 60, Navy XP: 60, Air Force XP: 60, Intelligence XP: 60 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Edited March 13, 2017 by Emperor Khan add WINNING war result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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