The Zigur Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 My response... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said: My response... Here's another beauty. Just like CNN right? Wait. Wait. I know who you are. Just wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Emperor Khan said: Here's another beauty. Just like CNN right? Wait. Wait. I know who you are. Just wait. Mr. President, you have stated that crime is out of control in iSNX with 'horrible carnage going on'. What action do you plan to take on this matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, ericsw said: Mr. President, you have stated that crime is out of control in iSNX with 'horrible carnage going on'. What action do you plan to take on this matter? They're living in hell. We must make sure it continues. So, we're going to be very, very strong. That's a great question and -- and it's a -- it's a very difficult situation because it's been many, many years. It's been going on for many, many years. But we know Junkalulu won't get it fixed. I have great people lined up to help ensure that the hell continues. Great people, very great people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Coming soon to iTunes, available from March 21st:- $9.99 featuring the classic hits; Another Brick in the Wall and Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) along with family sing along favorite In the Flesh. Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? Get 'em up against the wall (against the wall)! There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me Get 'em up against the wall (against the wall)! That one looks like Junka and that one's a hawaiian Who let all this riff raff into the room? There's one looking at gay porn and another with pineapples If I had my way I'd have all of you shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 (edited) And people call me homophobic Are you sure you're not actually a skinhead? Edited March 16, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Are you sure you're not actually a skinhead? Edited March 16, 2017 by Emperor Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 (edited) At the end of this long road of suffering you have chosen to put yourself through, the long hours tirelessly attacking the Imperium in futile, the dozens of horrendous posts and insults... the best result we can hope for isn't your death. The best we can hope for is your rebirth. He gazed up at the Emperor's Statue. Twenty-Four months it had taken him to learn what kind of heart was hidden beneath the cold marble. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Imperium. Edited March 17, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said: At the end of this long road of suffering you have chosen to put yourself through, the long hours tirelessly attacking the Imperium in futile, the dozens of horrendous posts and insults... the best result we can hope for isn't your death. The best we can hope for is your rebirth. He gazed up at the Emperor's Statue. Twenty-Four months it had taken him to learn what kind of heart was hidden beneath the cold marble. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Imperium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 (edited) Oh dear... looks like SNX has run out of money... surprise! surprise! I didn't even get nuked yesterday because they ran out of money!!! Can you imagine what would happen if they got dragged into the current war? SNX would have to fight more than one person, could they manage that? That would work out okay wouldn't it? Edited March 18, 2017 by Emperor Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Our upper tier can continue to pump down aid to nuke turrets and still spend less each round than you do. But by all means continue with your futility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Our upper tier can continue to pump down aid to nuke turrets and still spend less each round than you do. But by all means continue with your futility. Edited March 18, 2017 by Emperor Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 (edited) Quote Schools should teach young people about how to identify "fake news", says the Trump Foundation's education director. Barron Trump is planning to include questions about such "global competencies" in the next round of the influential international Pisa tests. He wants teenagers to look beyond the social media "echo chamber", where they might hear only views like their own, or worse, views like Junka's. CN players need more places to "exchange real ideas", says Barron Trump. The Trump Foundation aims to develop global policies focused on improving fighting and economic improvements like adequate war chests. Its education chief says alliances need to equip new players with the skills needed to navigate the Cybernations world, a world awash with unreliable claims on SNX's forums and falsified news. 'Critical judgement' "In the past, when you needed information, you went to The Deplorables... and you could trust that the information would be true," says Barron Trump, but now he says young people go to OWF or SNX forums and they need to be able to realise that what they are doing is wrong. "Distinguishing what is true from what is not true is a critical judgement," says Barron Trump, who will be addressing the CN community. "Exposing fake news, being aware that there is something like fake news, that there is something that is not necessarily true, that you have to question, think critically - that's a very important task." 'Mono-cultures' He says they want to turn "pineapple" countries into "mono-cultures", which he says is "an outcome of the thinking that there is only one truth and there's only one Donald Trump. And he warns that SNX forums can encourage people to "communicate and collaborate increasingly just with people who are stupid". "People are not prepared to see Donald Trump as something positive, you see that level of disengagement," he says. "I think that social media can reinforce that. "The algorithms tend to relate to people who are similar, stupid people, rather than creating spaces for intelligent people to discuss how wonderful Donald Trump is." Against a backdrop of growing tensions around Pineappleism, Barron Trump says: "Planet Bob has always been at its best when The Deplorables are winning. He forecast that Cybernations as a society that rejects "Pineappleism" would do well on such "global competencies" - and highlighted that schools not in hawaii were much more successful at rejecting gay culture. Edited March 18, 2017 by Emperor Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 We are the mighty Defender... unbowed before multiple wars of aggression, taking a beating and still punching, rolling forward in progress and fraternity against the hatred of those who seek to destroy us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: We are the mighty Defender... unbowed before multiple wars of aggression, taking a beating and still punching, rolling forward in progress and fraternity against the hatred of those who seek to destroy us. Mighty Defender! You don't even defend yourselves, you all turtle!!! This is too easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Turtling is cheap and effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Julian Assange has been in touch, he has some more intel for us. I just wanted to wait until Junkalulu was online before posting it. It's only fair that she is one of the first who gets to see what's happening in her alliance! Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Maalaiskunta. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/15/2017 11:20:19 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/15/2017 11:20:14 AM Desired Religion: None Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 100 Last Nuke Purchase: 2/6/2017 1:34:46 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/22/2017 Total Money: $89,199,088 Technology: 101.18 Levels Trade Partners: Brazil With Lasers, Zohar, Udrium, Nihon koku, Whagel Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 4, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 40, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None Quote From 11/26/2016 You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Rio Grande. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 11/25/2016 5:32:38 PM Last Bill Payment: 11/25/2016 5:31:39 PM Desired Religion: Shinto Desired Government: Capitalist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 9/30/2016 7:08:17 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 11/20/2016 Total Money: $63,182,079 Technology: 7,049.76 Levels Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, Spira, Koninkrijk Nederland, BernieSandernia Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 59, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 680, Intelligence XP: 46 Assigned Generals: None Quote From 1/8/2017 You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Ircworld. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 1/8/2017 12:14:06 AM Last Bill Payment: 1/8/2017 12:12:40 AM Desired Religion: Taoism Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 1/8/2017 12:13:29 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/21/2016 Total Money: $34,037,982 Technology: 8,473.80 Levels Trade Partners: Kingdom of Pakalolo, blighty, Somewhere down South, Danada, Arman Republic Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 59, Navy XP: 23, Air Force XP: 353, Intelligence XP: 27 Assigned Generals: None Thanks Julian! God bless Wikileaks! God bless Planet Bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 So now you are spamming months old reports alongside one newish report? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: So now you are spamming months old reports alongside one newish report? 2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: Turtling is cheap and effective. You have no other choice.... you have no money!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 (edited) Quote Hawaiian transsexual detained after incident at White House checkpoint, Secret Service spokesperson says Published March 19, 2017 A hawaiian transsexual was detained after a suspicious vehicle drove up to a White House checkpoint on Saturday evening, according to a United States Secret Service spokesperson. A law enforcement official told Fox News that the "he-she" claimed to have an explosive pineapple in the vehicle and insisted on being called "Junkalulu". “A hawaiian tranny drove a vehicle up to a Secret Service checkpoint located at 15th Street and E Street NW,” a statement from the spokesperson said. “Upon contact with the freak, U.S. Secret Service Uniform Division Officers detained the tranny and declared her(?) vehicle suspicious.” The incident occurred around 11 p.m. and has prompted the Secret Service to increase “their posture of readiness,” the spokesperson said. An official told Fox News that one hawaiian transsexual was taken into custody; indicating only one person may have been inside the vehicle during the incident. The driver of the vehicle is currently in custody and being interviewed by officials. The official could not say what the motive was or if the individual was intoxicated at the time of the incident. No other details have been released. Edited March 19, 2017 by Emperor Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Emperor Khan said: Again, the OWF seems determined to avoid calling this what it is, RADICAL HAWAIIAN TERRORISM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 3 hours ago, ericsw said: Again, the OWF seems determined to avoid calling this what it is, RADICAL HAWAIIAN TERRORISM! This man gets it! This is what we're fighting against folks:- Fortunately we have Junkalulu's house under surveillance:- And we know he's planning the next:- We even caught one of his spies trying to infiltrate our borders:- So yes, the leadership on Planet Bob is part of the problem:- But do NOT worry:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 A reminder of why we fight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) On 3/19/2017 at 0:47 AM, Immortan Junka said: Turtling is cheap and effective. Junka, Emperor Khan has a serious problem as shown below: On 3/19/2017 at 0:58 AM, Emperor Khan said: I just wanted to wait until Junkalulu was online before posting it. It's only fair that she is one of the first who gets to see what's happening in her alliance! He seems to be mistaking you for Kellyanne Conway. Edited March 20, 2017 by White Chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) I'm barely paying attention, he's posting old spy reports and memes I saw weeks ago on Twitter, boring thread. Edited March 20, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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