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[center][img]http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9260/expletiveannouncement.gif[/img][/center]

We, the people of [Expletive Removed], hereby announce our formation, and related awesomeness, to the cyberverse. #%&! yes.

We stand here before you today not to announce our beginning, but an end: the end of censorship, the end of cowardice for the sake of decency, and the end of those $!@&ing blurry spots in Japanese porno. Seriously, that @!#*’s annoying. We shall stand here as a pillar of strength and vulgarity against these great dangers, and we heartily welcome the support of all who would join us in this fearsome battle. Especially our fellow [url=http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Team_Alliances]black brothers.[/url]

Our %#@!ing sweet charter is below:

[quote][center][img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4183/expletiveshort.gif[/img]

[center][b][size=24pt]The #!%@ing Accords:[/size][/b]

We, the people of !#^$istan, otherwise known as [Expletive Removed], hereby outlay the terms of our formation and binding articles for our alliance.

[b]Article *: Membership[/b][/center]

[b]!.[/b] 'Being Awesome' or any variation thereof is hereby defined as being a member nation of [Expletive Removed]. 'Awesomeness' refers to the collective membership as well as the membership's combined qualities of being 'totally !$@%ing sweet'.
[b]@.[/b] Any nation in the cyberverse is eligible to apply to be awesome, but the actual property of being awesome is to be determined by the !#%@head of Development.
[b]#.[/b] Upon being declared awesome, the title of '$@!^er' is bestowed upon member nations, and should be worn proudly. !%@$ing newbies (or any variation thereof) may be required to go through the !@#%ing academy before being declared a fully awesome dude, as determined by our !#%^head of Development.
[b]$.[/b] A nation may be declared no longer awesome by decree of the Supreme #%&! or two of the !@%^heads.
[b]%.[/b] In the event that someone who is awesome does something utterly retarded, they may be added to the !@$^list. Unfortunately, we cannot explain what this means in polite company.

[center][b]Article **: Government[/b][/center]

[b]!.[/b] A circle%#$^ is hereby defined as a meeting between the Supreme @$%& and at least two !@#%heads.
[b]@.[/b] Our government is hereby established, for the purposes of containing all our awesomeness and guiding it towards the path of vulgarity. This provisionary government shall pave the road for the rest of the alliance in our ongoing battle against censorship.
[b]#.[/b] At the head of the alliance rests our Supreme #%&!, otherwise known as the Big !@#$. He decides all policy direction of the alliance, and has final say on all things involving [Expletive Removed]. [s]Of course, that doesn't mean they'll listen.[/s]
[b]$.[/b] The !#$^heads have authority over their respective departments. They may assign any staff they see fit under them. They will also be required to take !$@# from both the !@#%ers and the Supreme !#@$.
[b]%.[/b] As of the provisionary government, !#$@heads may be appointed by a circle$#^&.

[center][b]Article ***: War[/b][/center]

[b]!.[/b] The Supreme !$%^ is the only one with the power to declare an offensive war on another alliance.
[b]@.[/b] The Supreme @%#! and the $!&^head of War may authorize raids on unaligned nations.

[center][b]Article ****: Revisions[/b][/center]

[b]!.[/b] A cluster@#$^ is defined as being a vote of the membership, held for exactly two days, where the membership is informed 24 hours beforehand via in-game PM.
[b]@.[/b] The charter may be revised by a circle%#@& or a cluster!@^# with a 75% vote.
[b]#.[/b] In the event of the Supreme !@$% being !@#%faced or otherwise unable to perform his usual !@#%ing on behalf of [Expletive Removed], a cluster@!#% may be held to !@#% him over and relieve him of duty. The !@#$head of War will temporarily take the position of Supreme !@#$, and three possible Supreme !@#$s will be selected by a circle@$^# and voted on in a second cluster@!%^. The winner of this will be declared the new Supreme !@#$er. Holy #@$^ that's confusing.

[center][b]Article *****: Policy[/b][/center]

[b]!.[/b] Specific policies, including those of raiding, finances, and being awesome, will be contained in the document @#%^ing Policies, which shall also serve as a documentation of rules of the alliance and have its own set of revision terms.
[b]@.[/b] [Expletive Removed] and its allies will always, always be sexy.[/center][/quote]

So, to all members of the cyberverse, hello and a hearty !#$% you from all of us in [Expletive Removed]. You can find us on Coldfront at #expletive, and visit our eloquently !@#%ed forums at [url=http://expletive-removed.com]http://expletive-removed.com[/url].

[b]Signed, with undying love and !$@#ing affection:[/b]

Havok, Supreme @#$^
Anomaly, Minister of !@#%ing, renowned !$%^ and daycare specialist.
Ruggsymuggs, Minister of %*&!ing errbody here.
angryraccoon, &@#!'ing Warmonger
lawrence893, Minister of finding more @#%!'ers
GeorgetheGreat, Lazy $#@%

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[center][img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4183/expletiveshort.gif[/img][img]http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/8494/expletivem.gif[/img][/center]

[b]Article 1: Get off my !@#$, you !@#$[/b]
Standard !@#$%^&* about soveriegnty goes here. \m/ and [ER] are friends but we're not married or anything. So we keep our distance with regards to internal stuff.

[b]Article 2: Let me know what the $%&@ is going on[/b]
If either alliance figures out !@#$ thats going on that affects the other, they'll let the other guy know or else they'll get their !@#$@#$ @#$% beat.

[b]Article 3: Stop fighting, you douchebags[/b]
[ER] and \m/ aren't going to fight each other because they're not !@#$.

[b]Article 4: Get away from my friend, you mother$%&@ing !@#$[/b]
If some !@#$@#$ !@#$heads try and fight \m/ or [ER], the other guy is required to beat their stupid !@#$@#$ head in.

[b]Article 5: I like you but your friend is a goddamn !@#$[/b]
If either alliance is attacked due to the activation of other treaties, then [ER] and \m/ may $%&@ up the attackers but they could go $%&@ off instead.

[b]Article 6: On second thought, you're a douchebag[/b]
If either alliance decides the other is a !@#$@#$ !@#$, they can say 'hey go $%&@ yourself' four times and then PRESTO, after 72 hours, this !@#$%* treaty is gone forever.


Signed for \m/,

Emperor Marx, Triumvir
Caliph, Triumvir
Gerald Meane, Triumvir
Chief Savage Man, Minister of Foriegn Affairs

Signed for [Expletive Removed],

Havok, Supreme @#$^
Anomaly, Minister of !@#%ing, renowned !$%^ and daycare specialist.
Ruggsymuggs, Minister of %*&!ing errbody here.
angryraccoon, &@#!'ing Warmonger
lawrence893, Minister of finding more @#%!'ers
GeorgetheGreat, Lazy $#@%

Edited by Chief Savage Man

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[quote name='lonewolfe2015' timestamp='1280891166' post='2400327']
This looks cool, and you're protected by the right people for it.

Good luck.
[/quote]

It's not a protectorate, it's a standard MDP.

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$%&@ you and that !@#$@#$ annoying flag.

Also, welcome.

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[quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1280891198' post='2400329']
It's not a protectorate, it's a standard MDP.
[/quote]

Ah, you caught me! Oh well, you're allied to the right people for it ;)

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[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1280893155' post='2400375']
Awesome theme. What are you doing for your channel?
[/quote]
Our channel is #expletive - come say hey

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[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1280891160' post='2400326']
Wow, good luck out there Havok. Interesting theme.
[/quote]
Thanks man! I've been wanting to do something like this for a while. And the theme grew on me

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[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1280893155' post='2400375']
Awesome theme. What are you doing for your channel?
[/quote]


You can find us on Coldfront at #expletive, and visit our eloquently !@#%ed forums at http://expletive-removed.com

also hai supercoolyellow

and piss off Havok mister f5 man.

Edited by angryraccoon

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[quote name='Londo Mollari' timestamp='1280893351' post='2400378']
Hello Athens splinter group. Don't be strangers.
[/quote]
There's my favorite llama ex-leader :) We will be by to say hello I'm sure

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