Raistandantilus Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 [center][img] http://209.85.62.24/48/68/0/f247235/CRAPBanner.png [/img][/center] What ho, what ho, my good people! July certainly has ended up as a rather memorable month here at the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (hereafter referred to as CRAP). First off, and possibly most excitingly, we have managed to set up a full, stable government for the first time EVAR! This is an important point in several respects. First, we can continue to increase our diplomatic presence on Planet Bob, since we now have what amounts to a full diplomatic corps. Next, we can finally get back to tech dealing and wheeling as we had been previously accustomed (if you would like to work with us, please send a missive via you diplomat to our alliance). Finally, and most importantly, it means that the Triumvirs, such as me, can finally sit back, relax, and act like the shadow government we aspire to be. Without further ado, the new CRAP government: Triumvir/Founder: Chuck Normis Triumvir: constapatedape Triumvir: Raistandantilus Chancellor: wartime49 Minister of Foreign Affairs: CommanderX Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs: chaotictiger11 Minister of Internal Affairs: Crazyguy945 Minister of War/Defence: Mydas Minister of Finances: tarman2010 Minister of Recruitment: Dstay982 [Insert applause here] Thank you, thank you. In addition, it just so happens that today is a very important anniversary in the history of our esteemed alliance. For it was on 27 July 2009 that our dear friends, the Aquatic Coalition Front, decided to merge with CRAP for various reasons. Indeed, this merger can be considered as a change of fortunes for CRAP, as our alliance has generally prospered since that day. But, in honour of our fallen friend, I ask you all for a moment of silence. ... Finally, it would seem that our alliance has finally broken into the top 100 alliances on Planet Bob, at least according to the alliance score system. Yes you read it correctly, we are in the top 100! Number 99, to be exact. If you don’t believe me, take a gander at the little screenshot I took last evening. [IMG]http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m121/morgoth2219/AllianceRankings260710-1.jpg[/IMG] So yes, the game is indeed afoot! Now that we are, it seems, running with the bigger dogs, we hope to make ourselves better known in wider diplomatic circles. So, if you are reading this announcement but do not know us very well, feel free to drop in on our IRC channel (#CRAP) or stop by our forums (http://s1.zetaboards.com/CRAP_Alliance/index/). Otherwise, we intend to sit in our palaces and laugh maniacally over our newfound power. For all of us here at the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, I bid you all a good day. Cheers, Raistandantilus Triumvir, Pope, Syntax Stalinist Chuck Normis ~ Founder/Triumvir/G. Buttersnaps ~constapatedape, Triumvir, walking contradiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reccesion Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Congrats! I have always liked CRAP. o/CRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 [quote name='Raistandantilus' timestamp='1280261769' post='2391540'] Finally, it would seem that our alliance has finally broken into the top 100 alliances on Planet Bob, at least according to the alliance score system. Yes you read it correctly, we are in the top 100! Number 99, to be exact. If you don’t believe me, take a gander at the little screenshot I took last evening. [/quote] [i]Tied[/i] for 99th. Don't give yourself too much credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotic Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Sweet CRAP SWEEEEEEEET CRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haquertal Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 And here I thought this thread was going to be full of CRAP. Congrats, CRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Congrats on the milestones. You are a great bunch. ACF picked a good alliance to merge into. o/CRAP o/ACF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constapatedape Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 go us! o/ CRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 o/ CRAP You guys are a great group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoka the Great Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Please don't take this the wrong way, but I honestly believed you had disbanded or merged or otherwise disappeared. Kudos on staying below the radar. [quote name='The Reccesion' timestamp='1280263113' post='2391564'] I have always liked CRAP.[/quote] Coprophagia is a treatable condition. Even if you don't seek treatment, at least remember to brush and floss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RePePe Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 (edited) I would've preferred a title of "A CRAPload of Announcements," but ah well, not everyone can be as brilliant as I. Perhaps you folks can oh pun your browsers via your National Internet more often to stumble across a few pun liners. Edited July 27, 2010 by RePePe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constapatedape Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 [quote name='Ashoka the Great' timestamp='1280266733' post='2391645'] Please don't take this the wrong way, but I honestly believed you had disbanded or merged or otherwise disappeared. Kudos on staying below the radar. [/quote] We're not quite dead yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 [quote name='Ashoka the Great' timestamp='1280266733' post='2391645'] Please don't take this the wrong way, but I honestly believed you had disbanded or merged or otherwise disappeared. Kudos on staying below the radar. Coprophagia is a treatable condition. Even if you don't seek treatment, at least remember to brush and floss. [/quote] Thanks for making me laugh (hope you don't take that the wrong way). Under the radar for 3+ years and counting [quote name='RePePe' timestamp='1280267420' post='2391662'] I would've preferred a title of "A CRAPload of Announcements," but ah well, not everyone can be as brilliant as I. Perhaps you folks can oh pun your browsers via your National Internet more often to stumble across a few pun liners. [/quote] We like puns. Trust me...we wouldn't have the name that we have if we didn't. We decided to branch away from the obvious this time...so sue us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonewolfe2015 Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Make me proud Mydas and D Keep it up CRAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Roberts Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 [quote name='RePePe' timestamp='1280267420' post='2391662'] I would've preferred a title of "A CRAPload of Announcements," [/quote] haha lol. I would agree. Anyways, congrats to CRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mydas Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 (edited) [quote name='lonewolfe2015' timestamp='1280268003' post='2391674'] Make me proud Mydas and D [/quote] Haha, I'm tryin LW o/ CRAP o/ ACF CRAP is thicker than blood. Edited July 27, 2010 by Mydas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 (edited) Holy CRAP! Nice to see our friends successes Edited July 27, 2010 by James Dahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raistandantilus Posted July 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 [quote name='RePePe' timestamp='1280267420' post='2391662'] I would've preferred a title of "A CRAPload of Announcements," but ah well, not everyone can be as brilliant as I. Perhaps you folks can oh pun your browsers via your National Internet more often to stumble across a few pun liners. [/quote] I think we may have used that one before, which is why I avoided the name. Although I fail to understand why our applicant AA is not CRAPplicant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb279 Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 o/ CRAP o/ ACF o/ This thread of CRAP o/ o/'s You see what I did thar....nice job guys, congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWAT128 Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Congrats CRAP. I'm sure you guy will be around forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 This announcement isn't nothing, but a load of CRAP. Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 [quote name='Raistandantilus' timestamp='1280261769' post='2391540'] [center][img] http://209.85.62.24/48/68/0/f247235/CRAPBanner.png [/img][/center] What ho, what ho, my good people! July certainly has ended up as a rather memorable month here at the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (hereafter referred to as CRAP). First off, and possibly most excitingly, we have managed to set up a full, stable government for the first time EVAR! [/quote] Isn't your alliance c. 4 years old or something? Even the GGA had a govenment since its beginning... Unless you are emphasizing the "stable" part of the sentence, which isn't really much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Strike Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Congrats on the milestone, and having a full govt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constapatedape Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 [quote name='Jens of the desert' timestamp='1280273757' post='2391760'] Isn't your alliance c. 4 years old or something? Even the GGA had a govenment since its beginning... Unless you are emphasizing the "stable" part of the sentence, which isn't really much better. [/quote] we're about 3 1/2 years old and we're emphasizing the full part of the sentence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDragon Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Congrats to our brothers in CRAP on your milestones! o/ CRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 (edited) Ape!! The signs say not to feed them!! Edit: Spelling Edited July 28, 2010 by Chuck Normis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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