Corbetto Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 (edited) Around the world, the sporting community awaits June's World Cup, but in the USA, the College Bowl Game season is top of mind. And coincident with Farkistan's monthly erections, we have exclusive coverage of one of the lesser known bowl games, the Hormel Bacon Bowl. Let's go live now to ESPN College Game Day for more . . . . Hi! I'm Lee Corso! And I'm Kirk Herbstreit. Welcome to College Gameday: Farkistan! ... Corso? The hell is wrong with you? Take that ridiculous thing off. You're embarrassing yourself. Fark you, Herbie, I'm drunk! It's a Fark thing! You are such a Farking child. I swear to GOD if you don't take that thing off, I'm going to have a bulldog chew off your withered old sack! There. Is that better Miss? You don't got the balls to do anything, do you, woman? *barking* *growling* *screaming* Well, that was a lot of fun! Now let's get down to business. The starting lineup for the defending National Champion Farkistan Drunkards... Let's go down to the sidelines . . . The coaching staff of the Farkistan Drunkards, Head Coach and Submitter Randomly Jim, and up in the Press Box, Defensive Coordinator and Squirrel Tumultuous Papaya will do the best they can with this motley group of football misfits. Starting at Quarterback (actually we hear he prefers bareback), Emperor Norton I . . . At Tailback, His Holiness, Pope Rodger . . . Moving from Tight End to Receiver, Mr. Cynical . . . On Defense, Free Safety Kahiel . . . And on Special Teams, this walk-on who insists he's nobody's bot, idsfa . . . Lee, I've had enough of your shens. I'm going back to my hotel room, slipping into something comfy, and watching the game. tl;dr Farkistan Erection of the January TotalFark Council: Emperor Norton I (Speaker of Council) Pope_Rodger Mr. Cynical Kahiel idsfa As usual, we're doomed. - Corbetto Cowbell of Farkistan Edited January 1, 2010 by Corbetto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummerian Empire Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Congratulations Fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Congrats Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Moving from Tight End to Receiver, Mr. Cynical . . . ZING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 OP needs moar Tumultuous Papaya!!!! Anyhow, grats Fark, enjoy your doom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 I look forward to these every month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmmehhh Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Congrats Guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 I wanted to add some additional good news.... of an OoC nature . . . This picture features a sign in the background extending get well wishes to Dominee. I'm happy to report our fellow farker has cheated Mr. Death, and has finally returned home to continue his recovery. Go Dom!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 ZING That was the best part of the announcement. Having John Wayne as your MoD is pretty nice too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Farkly Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Another A+++ Council would vote again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCynical Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 I hereby refrain from witty comment until the hangover subsides. XOXOXO Your Pal, Mr. C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROMMELHSQ Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decide R Inchief Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Oscar Mayer bacon > Hormel bacon Otherwise, another stellar announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaeru Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 A bright spot in this bleak landscape. May this council serve you well, Farkistan. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Congrats to our new council-type peoples, I know you guys are going to do the absolutely kinda normal and almost partially somewhat but slightly incompletely non-incompetent job!!! dooooomed, we're all doooooomed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdgus Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Good stuff and cool pictures in this issue FARK, congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsobota Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 This is an outrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Another great Council led by a spectacular squad! I see great things with this blitz happy defense wreaking havoc on the field as well. o/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklordtim Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 i love these announcements, who keeps coming up with those? anyway congrats to everyone elected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 This is an outrage. It really is.. whoever thought this was funny should be ZI'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persephone3 Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 My head hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattistan Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Why did I drink so much last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 I'll support anything with Kirk in it Kirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asa Phillips Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Congrats... much for Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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