BozDaBoz

Welcome to the party again, you crazy bi-polars! Bar's open. Keep your clothes on please!

Welcome to the party! Nice to have y'all along for the ride.

Insubordination! Or something...

Nice war everybody, I had some good opponents!

I am sorry sir! My courier was supposed to have notified you! It's so hard to get good help these days. Can we try a rumba or possibly a quick-step instead?? I am so tired of the tango... :D It should be fun learning how you make your moves! I will do my best to keep up. New dance partners can be tricky at first! /good luck everyone

Nice job! I look forward to to knowing our friends in NATO better. Celebratory beer for everyone!

I've been busy and this has just come to my attention. Cable, 905,what you both have done is disgusting, and altho I used to consider you both my friends, but this traitorous coup sickens me. Cable, even though you appointed me Ackbar of Farkistan, I will not stay loyal to you in this matter. Consider this my notice to you and your coalition that I am not a party to, nor will I support any of you. To the rightful TotalFark Council. I offer my services as Ackbar, I am also sure that most of the members of the Farkistan Defense Forces will stand with us all in fighting as needed. Together we can show planet Bob the true spirit of Farkistan. Thank you, and may Drew support our cause.

Welp, nothing to do but have another coup party! Congrats, drunken evil overlords!

Once again, our Ministry of Truth has outdone itself with an announcement that must have taken weeks days hours of careful thought and consideration to assemble! Congrats Councilpeeple, I have great faith in you all! /we're doomed

Good luck Gurus!

Go home Hobo, you're drunk.

I want to thank all 9 of my opponents in this war. I didn't draw a single turtle and had TONS of fun. Yay peace! /Yak, where is the beer?

Congrats on your elections guys. Love and kisses, Boz

[quote name='King Wally' timestamp='1340078048' post='2988454'] Enjoy the feast my Farkly Friends! [/quote] Thank you King Wally, but the "feast" is pretty lean pickings! Kinda like trying to make a meal out of a few scrawny doves instead of a huge fat turkey.

[quote name='Duke Nukem' timestamp='1338607760' post='2975993'] This is the most uninspired Fark thread I have ever seen. Shame on you Fark [/quote] Hey, Hobo does the best he can with what he has! You think it's easy making erection announcements while living in a cardboard box down by the train yard? I don't even want to talk about how he has his internet connection rigged up. Congrats to all of our new [s]oppressors[/s] Government! /we're still doomed

Congrats to the new [s]Overlords[/s] Council Members! [sub]we are SO doomed...[/sub]

Instead of major changes in how nukes are acquired, let nations use their spies to detonate an enemy's nukes in their own silos, causing varying amounts of damage up to the full force of a regular nuke attack.

[quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1324692773' post='2885270'] Then you're [s]a retard[/s] intelligence challenged, but nevertheless generally a valuable and respected member of society. Unless you actually think he is trying to call people chestnuts instead of saying they have some. [/quote] FTFY Isn't that much nicer?

Here's hoping that everyone enjoys their holidays. I am thankful and happy that my bills have been so drastically lowered during these joyous days. Why, it must be a Christmas miracle!

[quote name='dockingscheduled' timestamp='1321250360' post='2844461'] numbers are a lot more even now that this nation immediately left fark [url="http://tournament.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=1000599"]http://tournament.cy...tion_ID=1000599[/url] good luck to both sides! [/quote] Yeah that guy was a ghost, we have a few others too.

I can only Project that Terrable things will be happening with this new-style gov in place... /Doomed from the very beginning!

I have long thought that spies were not given enough options. How about letting spies steal tech and military instead of just destroying it, like they do in real life? Also let them steal nukes and/or set off a nuclear explosion in the opposing nation by sabotage?

Well, ok then. Fark just has to be neighborly, so not only did we bring the beer, we are providing bartenders who will bring the beer to everyone! Enjoy! [img]http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q87/bozdaboz/FarkTE-ZBG.jpg[/img] Nice job on the initial attacks TPC!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. First of all, I am speaking entirely on my own here. I am not a member of Fark TE Gov this round, altho I have been in the past, and am an Aqua senator now. I was also not part of the attacking of the Flying Kiwis (partly because my NS was too large, to be honest). Many of our members have expressed dismay to our Gov that the attack on the Flying Kiwis was ever ordered. It was my understanding that we were going to hit 2 AA's so that things would be more evenly matched. Fark's Gov issued an order on our Forums to all Fark members at 22:36, an hour and a half before update, to cease all attacks on The Flying Kiwis and to offer peace. I can't say if everyone saw these orders before update. I was hit by 2 OP nations (nice job BTW guys). I probably would have done the same thing if I were in your position! I would hope that hostilities can be kept to a minimum. For what it's worth, I apologize for Fark's actions in attacking TFK. Boz

[quote name='chefjoe' timestamp='1308874353' post='2739735'] Ill chip in the same [/quote] Tell ya what I'm gonna do, I'll match that offer from both of you if you can find any active/fully masked Farker that is a white supremest OR a Nazi. (no ghosts or wannabees or new guys in training) We occasionally have one try to get thru our training. They show any signs of anything like this, they don't graduate and are told they need to go somewhere else. God I'm glad I don't have to read the tripe that's on here much. Nuts, there are a whole lot of nuts here.