Mattistan

[quote name='peron' date='21 March 2010 - 10:00 PM' timestamp='1269230393' post='2232818'] [center][img]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8302/ironflagmediumlk9.png[/img][/center] [b][size="4"][center][color="#FF8C00"]IRON Presidential Annoucement[/color][/center][/size][/b] It is with a heavy heart I come to you today to announce that the fifth President of IRON, FinsterBaby has been taken from us by [s]RL[/s]a neverending onslaught of war. Love him or hate him, he will always be remembered by us as one of our greatest leaders, and we will miss him dearly. It is bittersweet that I should have to make this announcement today as Council has voted and decided to make me the sixth President of the Republic. If you don't know who I am, and would like to get to know me, you can always find me on IRC, or stop by our forums. I always have an open door policy, just drop me a query. With that said, I'd like to take this opportunity to say this. If you don't know us, don't be quick to judge. Stop by #iron whenever you feel like it and chat us up. Really, we're not all that bad. Signed, [b]Peron[/b], President [b]DVDCCHN[/b], Secretary of State, IRON Councilor [b]Shanenshah[/b], Deputy Secretary of State, IRON Councilor [b]MCRABT[/b], Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor [b]Theophilos[/b], Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor [b]Matt Miller[/b], Minister of the IRON Vault, IRON Councilor [b]Queltocz[/b], Deputy Minster of the IRON Vault, IRON Couniclor [b]Krash[/b], Minister of Funk, IRON Councilor [/quote] FTFY

I wonder why mindless mouth-breathers assume that a having strong el nino weather locally this year means that they should discredit years of research. Did you notice the winter games? Did you notice how they were all going OMGWTFBBQ because it was so warm in Canada? I wonder why? !@#$@#$ PACIFIC CURRENTS SHIFTED OR SOME OTHER !@#$. I got 12 inches Saturday and I didn't think, "He haw, dem scientists they is rong." I was thinking about how strong of an el nino year it was. I wonder why I'm even replyiong at all. I've been drinking.

I-O!

Why would I ever want to go outside? I've got all of plane bob to play with right here on my SWEET basement computer setup. Plus mom is great about bringing down hot pockets and mountain dew whenever I get hungry.

Why did I drink so much last night?

I have no idea what is going on here. Why did you erect me?

The neutral menace will get what they have had coming for a long time. Go to beige alert!

I can haz answers plz?

What is your plan to once and for all eliminate the Neutral Menace? If you could kick out on member of your alliance whose name rhymes with BlickedJ, who would it be? What are three beers I haven't tried, but I should?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Nice Booby! And look at these !@#$!

And my Intersect! and my aquahogs!

Another Farkistan election, another predictable result. Council members, do not forget the people. The Farkistani Liberation Front is watching......

How does this benefit NPO?

You sir, just earned yourself a big high five.

THIS x 1000. +1 for you.

FTFY

Good reviews, kinda funny, but why did you want to do Sir Francis Bacon?

I bet you always look forward to when we have an erection.

That's what she said. B) wait....

I'm in Fark, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

o/ Hali! Brillant Political Move Sad, but necessary. whatever...... Also, Suck it, Goons. Except the cool ones.

I believe that is a Ruger, the King of fine firearms.

All foreign agents, "I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN." That is all.

AQUAHOG ENGAGED.