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Epicurean Announcement


TailsK

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Citizens of Planet Bob,

As Epicurean continues to grow, so do our friendships with others in the Cyberverse. One such friendship is the one we share with the Global Order of Darkness. For this reason, I am proud to present Epicurean's first treaty, outside of Ragnablok!

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THAT FEATHERED THING TREATY

  1. Preamble
    VoilĂ ! In view, humble vaudevillian veterans, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance.
  2. Friendship
    It should be noted, nay, readily apparent that bad !@#$ will happen to anyone who trespasses. While not obligatory, we hereby enter and reaffirm in the public record that we have extremely short patience, especially in regards to violations upon one another. It should, therefore, come as no surprise if you find yourself suddenly flanked by hordes of weirdos should you, as aforementioned, trespass upon our lands for loot or misguided pride.
  3. Class
    We have it, we will observe it, and encourage it in dealings between the two of us.
  4. Free Trade
    Both parties shall cooperate in encouraging domestic growth, political aptitude, and military efficiency in each party, through whatever means deemed appropriate with respect to one anothers sovereignty.
  5. Cancellation & Amendments
    This treaty can be cancelled at any time, by either parties' respective governments, in adherence to their own laws. This treaty may be amended by mutual consent of both parties at a later date.

Signed,

For Epicurean:

TailsK, Emperor

Mongrel, Successor

Catronos, Minister of Internal Affairs

23451njnj, Minister of Economics

For the Global Order of Darkness:

Xiphosis, Dark Lord

Big Z, Lord of Diplomacy

No-Fish, Lord of War

Aloop, Lord of the Interior

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