Groucho Marx Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) A Good Bye RAD has been the best alliance I have ever served in. As an alliance we've been through quite a bit and we've never complained about the hand we've been dealt. Even though we've had some hard times, we've had plenty of great times to overshadow that. However things aren't always as they appear. I've learned this the hard way, it seems. Because recently Newhotness and This Charming Man have attempted to coup me. While their attempts have been largely unsuccessful, it has compromised our ability to function. Through their attempts to coup me, they have alienated RAD against itself and our allies. I tried my best to keep things under control, but it wasn't enough. I have expelled Newhotness and This Charming Man from RAD permanently. They have been given the infamous ban mask dating back to our predecessor alliance, \m/. It is with a heavy heart that I come to you all today in order to tell you that the Republic of Allied Defenses shall be no more. I can't not heal the wounds from this coup attempt. I can not bring order back to the alliance. It is time to put this behind us, and move away from RAD. I would like to apologize to our allies for all the inconvenience we've caused you, and I hope you won't hold this against us and I pray that you can overlook the stupidity of our members even if they don't deserve it. I feel I owe the rest of Planet Bob an explanation for this, so I'm going to lay it out for you all: Bel Air CharterI. Preamble Now, this is a story all about how Cybernations got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of an alliance called Bel Air In IS and RAD, born and raised On IRC was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin up pixels outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're mergin' with RAD and forming Bel Air II. The Country Club – Admissions and Dress Code 1. Admissions a. Nations wishing to join Bel Air must adhere to the following requirements: i. Must not be at war with another nation at time of application. ii. Must have the nation strength of 1,000 or higher. iii. Must be a member of the Pink team. iv. Must not be considered a rogue, terrorist, or be on a ZI list. v. Must not be a member of any other alliance, nor an applicant. b. Admissions and exceptions will be overseen and can be made by the Minister of Recruitment. 2. Bel Air Resident Rights a. Residents have the right to leave the alliance at anytime with no consequences, provided they do not have any outstanding debts or unpaid tabs to Bel Air. b. Residents may not however, leave during times of war. Leaving during war time is considered desertion. The deserter will be labeled as such and the act will be considered treason. Punishments will be handled on a case to case basis. c. Every resident of Bel Air is a member of the Bel Air Country Club and may exercise the rights granted to Country Club members. d. If you screw up, you will be punished in a manner decided by the County Club. You have the right to make a case for yourself. 3. Bel Air Dress Code a. Bel Air residents are expected to adhere to the following ideals: i. Unity. All residents, Executives, Legislative, and The Country Club members stand by each other at all times. ii. Respect. Members will be respectful to their fellow members and Bel Air’s allies. iii. Activity. Residents are expected to be as active as life allows them to be. Members who be absent for extended periods of time must post in the Leave of Absence” thread. iv. Sacrifice. In order of importance: • Bel Air • Your fellow Bel Air Residents • Your individual nation b. Jackets/sport coats and slacks or suits are required for dinner. Tie is preferred. Golf attire is acceptable during lunch. III. Government Structure a. Bel Air consists of three bodies of government. The Executive body, Led by the Fresh Prince, the legislative body, which is ruled by the Country Club Managers, and the Bel Air Country Club, which consists of all the members of the alliance. b. The executive body consists of the Fresh Prince and his Homie. The Fresh Prince is the supreme ruler and figurehead of the alliance. He has the final say on all votes, (except for votes of no confidence and votes passed with a super-majority [70%, see section c]) and is responsible for overseeing that the laws of the alliance are followed. He is responsible for appointing Managers to maintain each section of the Country Club. The Fresh Prince may appoint Managers as he chooses, and delegates their duties. The Homie is the king's closest adviser, and acts in his place in his absence. Both the Fresh Prince and his Homie have one vote in the Managers Council. c. The legislative body consists of The Club Managers appointed by the Fresh Prince, who run each department in the alliance. Each Manager is responsible for creating legislation for running their own department. Legislation is automatically put into effect. If any member of the council has a problem with the legislation, they can call a vote to cancel it within 48 hours of it being put into effect. To cancel a piece of legislation, a simple majority is required. In the case of a tie, The Fresh Prince makes the final call. The Fresh Prince has the right to veto any legislation at any time. If a veto is made, the council may choose to vote to overrule the veto. 70% is required to override the legislation. d. The Bel Air Country Club is the body of all alliance members. New ideas can be proposed and discussed in the Country Club. Every member of the club has 1 vote. The following things can be voted on in the general council. i. Vote of No Confidence for The King, Regent, or a minister requires 75%+1. ii. War Measures requires 60%+1. iii. The General Council may vote on any issue as a recommendation to the Ministers. This recommendation will be strongly considered when the council makes the final decision. iv. Charter Amendments require 90%+1. v. A disbandment vote requires 90%+1. IV. War Policy a. Should Our Country club ever decide to attack another, the rules for war can be found in our military doctrine. We have merged with Internet Superheroes. Isn't that just awesome? /s/, King Xander the Only, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Back Alley Abortionist, and the True and Righteous Hero of Pink Emperor Marx, Carlton the Glorious 890765, Bel Air Country Club manager, and the King of Facerolled Ruler Names This Charming Man, Bel Air Country Club Courtesy Desk, England Is Mine, Hang the blessed DJ, Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen, this means you really love me Druss the Legend, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Sweet Talking, and Romancing Newhotness, Minister of Economics and Receiver of Poontang P.S. Oh and we're protecting the RAD AA indefinitely. P.S.S #belair on Coldfront. P.S.S.S I would also like to point out that PWN membership and RAD's MDoAP with Poison Clan carried over. You'll be hearin' about that eventually. Or you won't. Either way, my house has stairs. Edited September 5, 2009 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Hail the glory that is Bel Air! May we usher in a new day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) Oh snap! We're protecting the Internet Superheroes AA til we're bored. Edited September 5, 2009 by King Xander the Only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 HAIL HAIL HAIL GOOD BYE RAD HELLO GATED COMMUNITY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 HAIL Bel AIR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklink7748 Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Congrats guys, though it would have been funny to turn it into a Bel-Air joke at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) Hail, congrats guys!!! Edited September 5, 2009 by Derwood1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 RAD was RAD join Bel Air! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Yeah... congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushi Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 congrats guys, been a fun night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Good luck to Bel Air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 RAD was RAD join Bel Air! This man speaks the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heft Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) Well at least you're consolidating yourselves into a more singular entity for our convenience, it is appreciated. Edited September 5, 2009 by Heft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Well isn't this a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gauner Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 West philadelphia born and raised... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinousOne Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Awesome, this works out well for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Now I don't have to divide my hate between the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Congrats guys, though it would have been funny to turn it into a Bel-Air joke at the end. It was supposed to, but Marx forgot. >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 So then let me get this straight... (RAD - 2 members) + (IS - whoever already left the AA) = Bel Air Correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneLOL Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Naw forget it' "Yo homes to Bel Air!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 lawlz. when does PC merge with Bel Air and create the mega-useless alliance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 lawlz. when does PC merge with Bel Air and create the mega-useless alliance? Right after your alliance becomes useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chet Ubet Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 hahahahahah... This sucks but have fun I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylar Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 So then let me get this straight...(RAD - 2 members) + (IS - whoever already left the AA) = Bel Air Correct? that was the joke check the new gov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Need more uncle Phil. Congrats Bel Air! Xander, you lie through your teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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