King Xander the Only Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 When AHF first announced their existence, I thought to myself "Now this is a cool alliance." I mean, what could be better than killing hippies? As such, I'm happy to announce that IS will be protecting the Anti Hippie Federation so that they can grow up to be big strong hippie slayers. The Megadeth AccordsAn Internet Superheroes - Anti Hippie Federation Treaty of Protection Preamble The Internet Superheroes and Anti Hippie Federation agree to come together in friendship and sign this treaty of protection, with IS as the Protector and AHF as the Protectorate. Article I - Amity The signatory alliances and their member states will treat each other respect and decency, just as they would their own. All members of the signatory alliances are expected to show tact and consideration by going through the proper channels when addressing concerns. Article II - Non Aggression Both alliances are obligated to desist from any act of violence against the other, be it through aggressive action, and any attack on each other either individually or jointly with other power. Both alliances declare their intent to resolve any issues between the parties through regular diplomatic discourse. Article III - Adviser The Protectorate agrees to allow the Protector to supply an Adviser to the alliance. This Adviser will have a government mask without Administrator privileges, and will assist in educating the alliance on how to maintain day-to-day operations. Article IV - Military Aid and Assistance A declaration of war on the Protectorate is a declaration on both signatories. If the Protector is declared on, it may request assistance from the Protectorate on a voluntary basis. The Protectorate must notify the Protector before any aggressive military actions. Article V - Economy The Protectors agree to help the Protectorates with economic support in the form of advice and foreign aid, provided that they use this solely for the purpose of their own growth. Any reasonable economic requests from the Protectors must be met, to the best of their abilities. In addition, the two alliances agree to work closely together on tech deals to help support both alliances' economies. Article VI - Non Espionage Neither alliance will engage, or support espionage on each other in any way. If an alliance receives information relevant to other, they are obligated to notify them immediately, giving complete disclosure on the issue. Article VII - Foreign Policy The protectorate alliance will consult the Protectors before making major decisions in foreign policy, such as signing new treaties and declaring war upon other alliances. Article VII - Upgrade When AHF reaches 500,000 Nation Strength, the treaty will be reviewed and upgraded or dropped. Article IX - Termination A notice must be given to the other signatory alliance in case a signatory decides to terminate its membership. After this, a 72 hours grace period will follow, in which the treaty will remain valid. Signed for the Internet Superheroes: King Xander the Only, Lord of Lolitics and White Knight of the Internet Superheroes Signed for the Anti Hippie Federation: Gauner, Emperor of the AHF Ahmadinejad, Executor of the AHF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Megadeth? Now that's something I can get behind. And both you guys are pretty cool. Good luck in your future endeavors. If only the treaty was fully Megadeth themed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gondor Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Not really a fan of either alliance, but good luck anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 IS prevails! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Hippies are bad, mkay? Gl AHF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tron Paul Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Wait, IS doesn't hate all alliances? LE GASP! [/shock] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 I approve of the name of this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bones Malone Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 I'll be perfectly honest, I'm not a fan of IS, nor do I know anybody in this anti hippie place (I approve of the name though). What brought me to this thread was Megdeth. Indeed, Megadeth truly brings people together. Except for hippies. They can wait outside while the Megadeth fans associate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 I'll be perfectly honest, I'm not a fan of IS, nor do I know anybody in this anti hippie place (I approve of the name though). What brought me to this thread was Megdeth. Indeed, Megadeth truly brings people together. Except for hippies. They can wait outside while the Megadeth fans associate. It's actually a proven fact that thrash metal can kill hippies on contact. They couldn't come in if they tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzptm Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Question: are these two alliances positioning themselves to take out GPA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Boris Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 This makes sense. o/ IS o/AHF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Question: are these two alliances positioning themselves to take out GPA? yeah, if everyone was so anti hippie, you'd think the Hegemony would have been applauded for their actions in the GPA beat down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Question: are these two alliances positioning themselves to take out GPA? Wouldn't that be classic, imagine the GPA rolling both of them for the giggles of it, to give a whole new meaning for the words "peace by superior fire power". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Okay I'll join the conformists: I'm not a fan of IS but this is something I can stand behind. WOODSTOCK SUCKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mongol-Swedes Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 What's this? Xander has a soft spot for small and vulnerable alliances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 This announcement leaves me feeling conflicted. Nevertheless, death to hippies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted August 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) What's this? Xander has a soft spot for small and vulnerable alliances? Alliances, girls; it's all the same. Edited August 30, 2009 by King Xander the Only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzelger Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Death to dreadlocks and patchouli oil! A bold and noble move to be sure. Hi Xander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Well... considering dave Mustaine did a helluva lot of drugs when he wrote that song and considering its sarcasm started by a (NYT?) article that started the phrase and considering its against war I'd say this fits PERFECTLY. also, DINNERNAKED MAIMKILLBURN DEATH TO THE HIPPIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 (edited) [OOC]Most Megadeth lyrics are actually anti-war but don't let that stop you...[/OOC] [edit]Related image: Edited August 31, 2009 by Blue Lightning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 MEGADETH!!! WOOOO!!! \m/ Madness comes...and madness gooooooesss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Okay I'll join the conformists: I'm not a fan of IS but this is something I can stand behind. WOODSTOCK SUCKED Woodstock hates you too. He's is counting the days until he is released from prison for promoting dog fighting and drowning Snoopy in the Brown's pool so that he can kill you.* * - Yes, I went there with a childhood icon. Don't make me tell you what Linus was really hiding under his blanket. Also, congrats to two alliances that seem made for each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 This announcement makes me a very Happy Person inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Hippies are bad, mkay?Gl AHF Hippies are bad Pink is immoral ..What about hippies on pink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extraduty Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Hippies are badPink is immoral ..What about hippies on pink? There are 0 hippies on pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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