USMC123 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Good Afternoon CNers, Today, we would like to celebrate new bonds being built. I have worked closely with ARES in my past time in Ragnarok and have become close friends with them. They like us, and we like them. As such, we decided to sign ourselves a treaty. That is all. ARES Gets An AtariPreamble ARES has been looking for a new video game console for some time now, so they decided to hit up the local Best Buy. The sales person, unknown to them, was actually a Tetris operative working under cover. As such, he managed to convince ARES that old school was the way to go and that an Atari with a copy of Tetris was their best bet. The Tetris operative also convinced ARES to sign up for an extended warranty since Atari is freakin' old man. Little did they know, the "extended warranty" wasn't a warranty at all, but this here treaty. Article I: Sovereignty It must be understood that both alliances are sovereign and independent alliances. Either alliance undertaking any aggressive or defensive action against other entities not included in this agreement does so without implication of the other signatory. Article II: Non-Aggression The signatories commit to pursuing friendly and respectful relations. Both agree that they will not engage in hostilities towards each other. This includes but is not limited to direct military action, supporting of third parties in conflict with the other signatory and/or in-game spying. Article III: Mutual Defense Section 1: If one of the signatories is attacked by a third party, the other signatory is required to provide assistance (both military and/or financial) as requested by the defender. Section 2: If either signatory declares war using an optional clause from another treaty and is attacked as a result, the defense clause herein shall become Optional Defense and not Mutual Defense. Article IV: Optional Aggression If one signatory chooses to initiate aggressive action against a third party, the other signatory is encouraged, but not obligated, to provide assistance (financially and/or militarily). Article V: Intelligence Section 1: If a member of either signatory comes across intelligence that is related to the safety and well being of the other signatory then it is required of the discovering signatory to report this as quickly as possible to the endangered signatory. Section 2: If either signatory is aware that they are about to be attacked by a third party, they are required, unless impossible, to inform the other signatory. Section 3: If either signatory receives intelligence from a third party not in relation to either signatory, they are not obliged to share this intelligence. Article VI: Financial Assistance Both signatories agree that neither is legally bound to grant requests of financial aid from the other, except in the case of Article III. Both signatories are encouraged to do so in the interest of friendship and building a healthy diplomatic and economic relationship, however requests may be denied with or without reason. Article VII: Espionage Both signatories pledge not to engage in espionage against each other or any other alliance. Espionage is defined in this article as the hacking of, planting of members, or any other extra-game activities to intentionally gain intelligence on the other signatory. Breaking of this term will immediately trigger Article VIII. Article VIII: Termination While it is hoped this treaty will never be canceled, we recognize it is possible that these two signatories might drift apart. If a signatory wishes to terminate this agreement, the agreement between these signatories shall end 48 hours from the moment notification is given. Signed for Tetris, USMC123, Game Developer Logan, Programmer of Foreign Matters keenu, Programmer of Internal Matters the granat republic, Programmer of Game Patent Signed for ARES, Barix9 - President Jtkode - Vice President Caossal - Director of Internal Affairs T-O-P - Director of Foreign Affairs Perandori - Director of Defense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 For world domination! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Congrats on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 This is an outrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3000 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 congrats on the new treaty guys. *raises glass* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keenu Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Weve successfully addicted another alliance to Tetris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 This is an outrage. I demand you to bow to this new Hegemony this instance infidel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Congratulations. Time for me to play with the new console, i get first controller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barix9 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 You think so do you! You'll have to Play me for it! Rock Paper Scissors NAO!!!! Best 2/3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoddessOfLinn Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Good to see friends get closer! o/Tetris O/ARES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robony Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Congrats to you both from your freinds at CIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I demand you to bow to this new Hegemony this instance infidel. No, I want to know why I don't have an Atari yet D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylar Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 congrats tetris is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 My God. What is this world coming too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 o/ USMC o/ ARES o/ Tetris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I actually like the Atari!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 <snip> Sc-Sc-Screen breaker! lol. I sadly never had an Atari NES ftw though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 What's an Atari? Good luck to both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 What's an Atari? Good luck to both of you. You don't have them in Kzoppistan? USMC Nation uses them to train its military Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 You don't have them in Kzoppistan? USMC Nation uses them to train its military I was just handed this by my Minister of MisInformation. We've acquired this through dubious back room black market channels. We belive this is an extended elite training course that could be useful for your forces. Use it for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted July 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Excellent. On to global domination o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Congrats on the Treaty ARES and Tetris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen Lee Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 retro hotness. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I support this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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