Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 (edited) We Interrupt Your Current Broadcast For an Important Corporate Bulletin! There comes a time in every online game when a group of people changes the way that not only the game is played, but how the community thinks. We are probably not that group... again. We are the Corporation of Serious Business. If you've seen some announcements by us lately, you're probably wondering what is going on. I can assure you, however, that everything is going to plan. The Corporation of Serious Business is reforming. As of now we are making our Declaration of Reformation known. Continue reading for the rest of our DoRk. This has been a Announcement Oh, and here’s our charter, government, and other unimportant stuff: The Corporation of Serious Business Filing More TPS Reports than you Can Shake a Stick At! Maybe more later, when we feel like it. Signed, Magnum, Something Magnum T. Gundraw, Certainly Evil Officerporksaber, Dildochairman of the Board Jotti, Crab Processing Unit Rey the Great, Diplovangelist draovwildand, Mister Madoff [business Secret], Jack Officer Oh, and these kind people have offered to ally with us. I'm sure not many of you have heard of them, but they go by the name Nemesis. In the Name of Capitalism A Compromise for Consumerists Everywhere Interamble The Opening Move It’s simple economics, folks. Every business needs an archenemy. McDonalds has Burger King, Microsoft has Apple, and now, the Corporation of Serious Business has Nemesis. Competition between groups encourages them to step up their game. It’s all for the sake of consumer sovereignty, you see. It is in this materialist spirit we all share that I bring you the following treaty. You know you want it. Article I: $%&@ Communists Self explanatory. Article II: Stocks We will invest in them. Article III: Expansion Can anyone say franchise? Article IV: As Serious as it Gets The Corporation of Serious Business is hereby granted permission to hold the alliance affiliation ‘Nemesis’ in-game. In fact, that’s the one the whole alliance will be using. As such, Nemesis will be beating the living !@#$ out of anyone attacking CSB members. CSB will do the same for Nemesis, but typically with more style. We will remain sovereign alliances and whatnot, just sharing the same AA. Deal with it. Signed for the Corporation of Serious Business: Magnum “Tigga Plz” Gundraw, Attorney-At-Law p0rkSab3r McFly, Cooler than a White Guy, PHD, HNIC, BYOB Jotti parlez vous Lestache, French Crab Supreme Rey the Red, Icelandic CumManDer Draov, Not Racist Signed for Nemesis: BobHooBum, Emperor -Transmission Terminated- -Again- Edit: #csb and Forums That's all you get for free. Edited June 20, 2009 by Magnum T. Gundraw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 This treaty makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jaym Il Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Awesome. Have fun, and good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaitlinK Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Good Luck Magnum!!! o/CSB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Nukem Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Congrats o/ hoo o/ magnum o/ Treaties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 There is not a more thorough and well written document in all of Planet Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 May you and your alliance have good luck towards the future, Magnum. o/ CSB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanGDI Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 (edited) Hmmm... great treaty, poor luck that it had to happen through. ^ is this a merger or what? Edited June 20, 2009 by RyanGDI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draov Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 how do you expect me to support such a serious requisition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradenb09 Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 awesome! i like the theme! good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WcaesarD Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 o/ CSB, may you prosper in seriousness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakkan Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 This is the best document I have seen posted yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Parry Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Yummy capitalism. Now that's some serious stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Good to see CSB back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyt92 Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Hmmm... great treaty, poor luck that it had to happen through. ^ is this a merger or what? Yes, it is a very serious merger. RIP CSB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Hmmm... great treaty, poor luck that it had to happen through. ^ is this a merger or what? Sovereign alliances on the same AA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Hmmm... great treaty, poor luck that it had to happen through. ^ is this a merger or what? Good sir, your reading skills are not serious for such classified documents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Hmmm... great treaty, poor luck that it had to happen through. ^ is this a merger or what? Yes, it is a very serious merger.RIP CSB. Don't be silly, Nemesis does not do mergers. The document clearly states that we are two separate alliances that will defend eachother at all costs ... from one AA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Hmmm... great treaty, poor luck that it had to happen through. ^ is this a merger or what? I'll let you know when I figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Congrats o/ Draov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Congrats! Rey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickyman1984 Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 I find this to be incredibly logical. o/ Nemesis o/ CSB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Congrats! Rey Aww, I love your totally not-begged-for post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykep Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 way to be different Magnum. You just had to be special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draov Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Congratso/ Draov o/ dwthegreat I would also like to take this moment to once again force upon you the idea that i am not racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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