Combat Pope Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) ------------------- We're exploding with Wub!! A Declaration of Wub: + The United Blue Directorate is lucky enough to have been allies with the Global Democratic Alliance for many a moon. As GDA are our longest standing MDP partners a review of our friendship is long overdue. After the most enjoyable negotiations and diplomacy with the GDA diplomat to the UBD, Rajistani, and the GDA President, PopCap, I am honoured to bring to you the “Get the hell off my lawn” pact: The “Get the hell off my lawn!’ PactPreamble- The Global Democratic Alliance and the United Blue Directorate hereby establish an Optional Aggression and Mutual Defense Pact Article 1: Non-Aggression "I'll stop squeezing when you stop biting." Because staying after school sucks, the GDA and UBD shouldn’t get into a fight in the middle of the recess because if the teacher see’s they’ll get detention. Article 2: Mutual Defense “Hey maw! Git da’ sawt-gun! We got one o’ dem sales rep-re-senta-tives comin’ up da’ road!” Because the GDA’s gun locker is packed with a legally questionable number of firearms, if the UBD needs /b/ackup, the GDA will pass out the goods, re-orient the deathstar, charge their lasers, man the harpoons, and then push the big red button that says ‘Armageddon’. If the GDA gets mugged on the way home from school, the UBD needs to load up on the ceremonial El-Camino convoy, and arrive on the scene thug-ganster style in Escalades and shoot up the place Article 3: Communication between affiliated parties. “Don’t eat yellow snow.” During the softball games, if a ball should break GDA’s window, the UBD will ditch the scene of the crime and blame it on another alliance. If the UBD’s kickball goes over the fence into GDA’s yard, we’ll only give it back if UBD promises to bring brownies next time. UBD promises not to burst GDA's ball if it comes into their turf. Article 4: Intelligence “I’m in ur base, killin ur doods, etc” If the UBD gets a 100% on the exam, then they are required to give GDA the answers. If GDA overhears another alliance calling the UBD dorks, then GDA will start nasty rumors about that alliance’s mother, and tell UBD about it. Article 5: Optional Aggression “gtfo pl4ying star craft” If GDA want to pick a fight, the UBD doesn’t have to tag-team in the affair. As long as they take pictures and make the other guy look like an idiot after he loses, that’s fine with the GDA. Alcohol-influenced acts of embarrassment on the loser is not required, but recommended. If UBD needs GDA’s help, the GDA reserves the right to have a hot date guarantied for afterward before they do anything. Article 6: Master Alcoholic GDA sees that UBD has peoples who are good at drinking, and UBD sees that GDA has good peoples too. Instead of having rifts and being forced to insult the others, UBD and GDA agree to have double the amount of parties, and during 1 party GDA will say UBD is the best, and the other party UBD will say GDA is. Underage drinking is mandatory Article 7: Pact termination “stfu and gtfo, because I don’t have time to insult you thoroughly” If the GDA should ever come home after a bad day, have a little too much to drink, and get nagged at for not doing the dishes, it reserves the right to slam a bunch of doors, throw a plate across the kitchen into the wall, and storm out of the house like an angry 3-year old. If the UBD wants the house in the divorce settlement, they better hire a damn good lawyer…. Like...the one who got OJ off the hook, good. And just in case UBD does get a hella good lawyer, they should acknowledge that GDAs gonna be postponing it as long as possible. At least 7 days. Signed for The Global Democratic Alliance: PopCap, President Compound, Minister of Foreign Affairs BacTalan, Minister of Economics Kiado, Minister of Recruitment SippyJuice, Minister of Internal Affairs NeoNation, Senator JazAce, Senator MoonMan, Senator Bob The Great, Senator Signed for the United Blue Directorate Combat Pope - Director GrimCity – Director Lyons - Director Tl;dr this is a MDoAP which allows us to share a common senator (depending on the results ) o/GDA o/UBD o/Blue team Edited June 16, 2009 by Combat Pope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capitalistic Policie Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) Yay Us o/ GDA o/ UBD And First First Edited June 16, 2009 by Capitalistic Policie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacTalan Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) o/UBD o/GDA Looking forward to moar wub Edited June 16, 2009 by BacTalan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell07 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 o/ GDA It has been a lot of fun organising this upgrade with you guys and I hope that our relations continue to blossom in the same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezko Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Congratulations to all, unity is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIADO Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 o/UBD o/GDA Epic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baseballer790 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 False advertising >_> Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Congrats to the GGA i mean GDA =P and UBD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Tolkien Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Declarations of Wub are infinitesimally more evil then Declarations of War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippyjuice Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 o/ UBD o/GDA to future wub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Franz Ferdinand facepalmed after hearing this. He was heard saying out loud: "Why do people keep bait-and-switching... it is really getting annoying..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickyman1984 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 While your both fine alliances, I was very much hoping for an actual war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Declarations of Wub are hereby banned from CN. Any alliances who "declare wub" after this point will have all of their members place on EZI lists. Good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I only wish someone was actually declaring war on GDA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 I hate the word "wub". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Mccole Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 lol, a thread titled "DoW" that is actually a treaty announcement how clever and original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Royale Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 o7 UBD o7 GDA CP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hair Bear Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 (edited) On behalf of the Lord Militants of the Imperial War Academy I'd like to assure our noble protectors, United Blue Directorate, that they need not worry any longer; we are unreservedly in support of this treaty. 0/ UBD Edited June 16, 2009 by Hair Bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordite Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Ah, the classic bait-and-switch thread. Funny the first time, maybe even the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh times. And really, who's to say that this time isn't as classic and hilarious as the first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Congrats to GDA and UBD on this MDoAP. o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xR1 Fatal Instinct Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Haha, I thought this was a Declaration of War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renegade4box Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) The same joke topic title repeated for the 200th time is about as funny as these alliances are competent. Edited June 17, 2009 by renegade4box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baseballer790 Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Hey guys be nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 HEY I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAT HAHAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS IT'S LIKE YOU SAID DOW SO EVERYONE THOUGHT "OH NO THEIR GOIN TO WAR" BUT THEN YOU SWITCH IT UP LIKE BAM!!@ AND COMPLETELY FOOLED EVERYONE!!1 THATS SO AWESOME!! WATCH ME LAUGH IN JOY HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAH Not funny. And to the inevitable jackass who's reading this treaty and thinks "wow, I'm gonna try that for my next treaty", I hope you choke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Interesting senate aspirations there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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