Ejayrazz Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) Official Announcement From The Grämlins With the recent addition of Argent, we must say our goodbyes. Not only have they insulted our mouth-watering barbeques, they also have taken the liberty to wear strawberry flavored thongs, which a member of ours, Hellangel, has began feasting on accordingly in exchange for sensitive information, such as Syz's bra size. In all seriousness, we welcome Argent to Citadel and believe they will make a great addition to our lovely ladies and look forward to working with them within Citadel itself. Onto more pressing matters, I ask for ALL alliances to eliminate the masks of Grämlin diplomats, except myself. Us Gremlins sometimes get so wrapped up in our midnight affairs, we make Praetor's (FA) life a living hell and I must clean up what is left behind since I am a lousy janitor. Please, it would truly be appreciated if all diplomatic masks were removed as I am revamping foreign affairs and its organization. Yes, that means you. Those following my kind request will be rewarded with a limited edition strawberry thong, come and get em and an old version of our flag, as shown above. Thanks, Ejayrazz, Praetor Egwaterboy1, Judicator Ertyy, some random Archon dude in Gremlins. Bob, you weren't on. >.< tl;dr: We love Citadel and demask every Gre member please. Reorganizing everything, Edited June 3, 2009 by Ejayrazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Don't blame us for your inferior grilling. And strawberry makes us smell nice. Also, done. btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardoon Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 No! Gremlins, DON'T Betray TOP! o/ Gre o/ Ejayrazz o/ foreign affairs streamline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankdolf Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Going back to the old flag, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhawk Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Gremlins finally betrayed the bbq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omas Nams Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Not officially, Ejay just has a fetish for it :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 You just want to make your life a living hell. Good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 You just want to make your life a living hell. Good luck with that. Hold my hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) Hold my hand? No, you tricked me into opening this topic. )): Ejay )): Edited June 3, 2009 by Zoomzoomzoom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 No, you tricked me into opening this topic. )): Ejay )): All that matters is I love you. Nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Of Cheese Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I voted for cherry flavored anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Tricked into opening a demasking topic? For shame, Ejay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joracy Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Ejayrazz is Praetor? Oh my. Oh my oh my. Also, I'd do anything for A strawberry thongyou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I want Chill back, ejay isn't as cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Those following my kind request will be rewarded with a limited edition strawberry thong, come and get em and an old version of our flag, as shown above. Since you don't have an embassy with us we will of course comply. No need to send the strawberry thong though, your mom likes to wear those when she does 'yoga' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Oh hai Ejay. How are you today? Would you like some fine tea old chap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Srqt Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I want Chill back, ejay isn't as cool. I lol'd If I had forums to demask people on I would be all for it. You being back in Grämlins gov makes me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 This slight against the Grämlin' mouth-watering barbeques cannot go unpunished! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNail Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Don't blame me, i'm not wearing a thong.....commando ftw. Also, maybe I can teach you people how to bbq right (Texas style that is), you have to smoke the n00b over hickory for 6-7 hours minimum to get the perfect flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Also, is this grounds for a grill-off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I like the flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Since you don't have an embassy with us we will of course comply. No need to send the strawberry thong though, your mom likes to wear those when she does 'yoga' I will make sure I personally come over there, Sir the-dude-secretly-fornicating-my-mother-and-pretending-its-yoga classes. Big_z: Yes. Give me tea, since you purposely excluded me. WC: Agreed. He will be missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidMercury Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 If anyone demasks me. Expect nooks. That and I'll probably be too lazy to go through the registration process again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Tolkien Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Give me tea, since you purposely excluded me. Go back to your barbecues, you heathen. You have purposely excluded us, and thus we must respond in kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I'll poke Potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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