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IRAN Announcements

1. It has recently come to our attention that Mogar has kept a dark secret from the other triumvirs in IRAN. He is in fact a rickroll of Walford, and as such is now expelled from IRAN by 2/3 triumvirate vote. In replacement of Mogar, we have placed Walford as the new Triumvir of Foreign Affairs.

2. We are cancelling our MDoAPs with GGA, NPO, and IRON, only to sign an MADP with the Viridian Entente.

3. Kobiashiy is coming back to IRAN, but he will leave in the next 5 minutes, only to come back 10 minutes after that 5 minutes, in which he will then stay for 30 minutes but leave 15 minutes afterwards, subsequently coming back in the next 5 minutes, such that consequently he comes back 20 minutes thereafter.

4. Chinatownbus and TwistedRebelDB47 are now under the protection of IRAN, and we hereby recognize a state of war with Poison Clan.

5. We are sad to say that we are leaving OPP and joining Citadel because of Vox spies breaching TPF and successfully stealing stuff.

6. TFD and NADC are lying, they aren't actually fighting, so we are cutting off all non-existent relations with them.

7. We do not recognize New Siberian Order or The Order Of Grämlins,

8. Argent needs some attention, so sup.

9. Timberland from The Order of the Paradox is officially the biggest gangster in CN. 4184_Wheat.jpg

10. Schatennmann's avatar is ridiculous, so anyone not wearing it will be added to our Easy-E List.

tl;dr:

DECLARATION OF WIN

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IRAN Announcements

1. It has recently come to our attention that Mogar has kept a dark secret from the other triumvirs in IRAN. He is in fact a rickroll of Walford, and as such is now expelled from IRAN by 2/3 triumvirate vote. In replacement of Mogar, we have placed Walford as the new Triumvir of Foreign Affairs.

2. We are cancelling our MDoAPs with GGA, NPO, and IRON, only to sign an MADP with the Viridian Entente.

3. Kobiashiy is coming back to IRAN, but he will leave in the next 5 minutes, only to come back 10 minutes after that 5 minutes, in which he will then stay for 30 minutes but leave 15 minutes afterwards, subsequently coming back in the next 5 minutes, such that consequently he comes back 20 minutes thereafter.

4. Chinatownbus and TwistedRebelDB47 are now under the protection of IRAN, and we hereby recognize a state of war with Poison Clan.

5. We are sad to say that we are leaving OPP and joining Citadel because of Vox spies breaching TPF and successfully stealing stuff.

6. TFD and NADC are lying, they aren't actually fighting, so we are cutting off all non-existent relations with them.

7. We do not recognize New Siberian Order or The Order Of Grämlins,

8. Argent needs some attention, so sup.

9. Timberland from The Order of the Paradox is officially the biggest gangster in CN. 4184_Wheat.jpg

10. Schatennmann's avatar is ridiculous, so anyone not wearing it will be added to our Easy-E List.

tl;dr:

DECLARATION OF WIN

Have to love the wheat Timberlands,

Also big thanks for the shout out :wub:

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you know, with all of the joke threads, someone could easily post a real declaration of war without having to wait until update because no one would think its real XD

EDIT: grammer ftw. . .

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you know, with all of the joke threads, someone could easily post a real declaration of war without having to wait until update because no one would think its real XD

EDIT: grammer ftw. . .

I was just thinking how funny it would be if someone seriously declared war on their ally on april 1st because they knew their allies would take it as a joke. It'd be funny to watch the reactions as people slowly realize it's not a joke.

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I was just thinking how funny it would be if someone seriously declared war on their ally on april 1st because they knew their allies would take it as a joke. It'd be funny to watch the reactions as people slowly realize it's not a joke.

i would seriously roll on the ground laughing when their ally goes all "wtf? it was not joke?"

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