Batallion Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 IRAN Announcements 1. It has recently come to our attention that Mogar has kept a dark secret from the other triumvirs in IRAN. He is in fact a rickroll of Walford, and as such is now expelled from IRAN by 2/3 triumvirate vote. In replacement of Mogar, we have placed Walford as the new Triumvir of Foreign Affairs. 2. We are cancelling our MDoAPs with GGA, NPO, and IRON, only to sign an MADP with the Viridian Entente. 3. Kobiashiy is coming back to IRAN, but he will leave in the next 5 minutes, only to come back 10 minutes after that 5 minutes, in which he will then stay for 30 minutes but leave 15 minutes afterwards, subsequently coming back in the next 5 minutes, such that consequently he comes back 20 minutes thereafter. 4. Chinatownbus and TwistedRebelDB47 are now under the protection of IRAN, and we hereby recognize a state of war with Poison Clan. 5. We are sad to say that we are leaving OPP and joining Citadel because of Vox spies breaching TPF and successfully stealing stuff. 6. TFD and NADC are lying, they aren't actually fighting, so we are cutting off all non-existent relations with them. 7. We do not recognize New Siberian Order or The Order Of Grämlins, 8. Argent needs some attention, so sup. 9. Timberland from The Order of the Paradox is officially the biggest gangster in CN. 10. Schatennmann's avatar is ridiculous, so anyone not wearing it will be added to our Easy-E List. tl;dr: DECLARATION OF WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ahahahahahahahahaha. You guys are so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) You smell. We own you. Edited April 1, 2009 by Ejayrazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 wut? sad but necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 man, who would post a joke thread on april 1st? genius, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 That is a badass shoe. I am envious of said shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 10. Schatennmann's avatar is ridiculous, so anyone not wearing it will be added to our Easy-E List. brb, switching avatars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMercury Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 6. TFD and NADC are lying, they aren't actually fighting, so we are cutting off all non-existent relations with them. No! We're canceling our non-existent SFBNR (sortafriendsbutnotreally) treaty with you first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 No! We're canceling our non-existent SFBNR (sortafriendsbutnotreally) treaty with you first! luckily our ONAP (optional non-agression pact) is still in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 IRAN Announcements 1. It has recently come to our attention that Mogar has kept a dark secret from the other triumvirs in IRAN. He is in fact a rickroll of Walford, and as such is now expelled from IRAN by 2/3 triumvirate vote. In replacement of Mogar, we have placed Walford as the new Triumvir of Foreign Affairs. 2. We are cancelling our MDoAPs with GGA, NPO, and IRON, only to sign an MADP with the Viridian Entente. 3. Kobiashiy is coming back to IRAN, but he will leave in the next 5 minutes, only to come back 10 minutes after that 5 minutes, in which he will then stay for 30 minutes but leave 15 minutes afterwards, subsequently coming back in the next 5 minutes, such that consequently he comes back 20 minutes thereafter. 4. Chinatownbus and TwistedRebelDB47 are now under the protection of IRAN, and we hereby recognize a state of war with Poison Clan. 5. We are sad to say that we are leaving OPP and joining Citadel because of Vox spies breaching TPF and successfully stealing stuff. 6. TFD and NADC are lying, they aren't actually fighting, so we are cutting off all non-existent relations with them. 7. We do not recognize New Siberian Order or The Order Of Grämlins, 8. Argent needs some attention, so sup. 9. Timberland from The Order of the Paradox is officially the biggest gangster in CN. 10. Schatennmann's avatar is ridiculous, so anyone not wearing it will be added to our Easy-E List. tl;dr: DECLARATION OF WIN Have to love the wheat Timberlands, Also big thanks for the shout out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maicke Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) you know, with all of the joke threads, someone could easily post a real declaration of war without having to wait until update because no one would think its real XD EDIT: grammer ftw. . . Edited April 1, 2009 by maicke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 you know, with all of the joke threads, someone could easily post a real declaration of war without having to wait until update because no one would think its real XDEDIT: grammer ftw. . . I was just thinking how funny it would be if someone seriously declared war on their ally on april 1st because they knew their allies would take it as a joke. It'd be funny to watch the reactions as people slowly realize it's not a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I was just thinking how funny it would be if someone seriously declared war on their ally on april 1st because they knew their allies would take it as a joke. It'd be funny to watch the reactions as people slowly realize it's not a joke. i would seriously roll on the ground laughing when their ally goes all "wtf? it was not joke?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 There was one point in the OP that I laughed at for a good minute, minute and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I've been couped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckz3 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I've been couped! But You boxy you see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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