Master Hakai Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Props to jerdge for taking a stand in defence of his own without relying on a network of treaties as a safety blanket and to Jason8 for getting a grip on things for the benefit of Kashmir and bringing a close to a situation that was spiralling out of control. Hopefully this move will serve to further re-iterate who actually has their hands on the wheel in Kashmir. I made the call to end it j8 just put in the legwork cause I’m having a quote “busy week” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 22 hours ago, Jason8 said: Please note, this has nothing to do with Lucius Optimus messaging me on Discord. Don't lie to yourself 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 Congratulations on whatever this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komplex Posted February 3, 2022 Report Share Posted February 3, 2022 Nuke away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) The fact that Hakaii is in charge of anything forces me to drop everything. so much for doing nothing. Thanks, Hakaii! 😜 Edited February 4, 2022 by mmansfield68 [sp] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted February 15, 2022 Report Share Posted February 15, 2022 I read 23% of the OP. Also sup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted February 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Van Hoo X said: I read 23% of the OP. Also sup. Sup Hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelfidler Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 On 2/2/2022 at 3:39 AM, Jason8 said: FROM THE DESK OF JASON8 OFFICAL DOCUMENT FROM KASHMIR FOR PRIVILEGED EYES ONLY Attention, it has come to our attention that the attention given to a Kashmir member nation drawing attention to themselves has raised the attention of the entirety of Bob, but more importantly, the attention of the Green Protection Agency, which drew the attention of Kashmir, which drew the attention of Green Protection Agency. An official statement about this attention is due, and I shall state that statement. Jason8 taking the podium to address the Open World Forum As Crown Prince of Kashmir, my job is to balance idiocy with stupidity, kindness with love, and srsbsns with taking things too seriously. Sometimes, I suck at that job. Other times, I fail at that job. But today is not one of those times. Today, I come to you, citizens of Bob, to speak about events that have unfolded recently. Kashmir's former King and current High Elder, SirWilliam, launched an attack on the Green Protection Agency. This attack was responded to with a stern statement that a state of war now existed between Kashmir and the GPA, which was then responded to with war. Actual footage of Rod and Todd Flanders I opened diplomatic channels with jerdge, and we discussed the situation and came to the conclusion that this conflict should come to an end. Kashmir recognizes why the GPA saw this as an official declaration of war and after hours of trying to figure out how, Kashmir has adjusted the alliance ownership role from SirWilliam to masterhakai. This change was not requested by GPA but was something we felt was a positive gesture towards GPA as well as a clarification to all citizens of Bob. SirWilliam has not been the King of Kashmir since October 19, 2021, and master hakai has been the King of Kashmir. King SirWilliam passing the crown to King master hakai Kashmir recognizes the end of the Kashmir-GPA conflict after the diplomatic channels have been opened with GPA and jerdge. Per our agreement, all existing wars will continue until both combatants agree to peace or until they expire. master hakai has personally offered GPA reparations totaling 19,500,000 dongs (4.20 million dongs to be sent to GPA's three best fighters and 6.9 million dongs to be sent to jerdge directly). Kashmir is also evaluating the possibility of signing the Green Protection Agency Declaration of Neutrality or a separate GPA-Kashmir NAP. Signed, Ninja R, President of \m/, Get Your VaccinesJason8, Vice President of \m/, Crown Prince of Kashmirmaster hakai, Minister of Propaganda of \m/, King of KashmirSirWilliam, Not President of \m/, also old man that's no longer king of KashmirChief Stubbs, Minister of lousy rerolls Actual footage of SirWilliam walking his dog... or so he thinkstl;dr: 1) SirWilliam is not King, masterhakai is King. SirWilliam is retired old man with cane that forgets why he walked into the kitchen. 2) masterhakai is King, so masterhakai is now Alliance Owner. GPA thought SirWilliam was King because SirWilliam was Alliance Owner. Kushmor fixed. 3) masterhakai offers reparations of 4.20 million dongs to GPA's top three fighters and 6.9 million dongs direct to jerdge, payable via dogecoin. 4) No new wars, all current wars will be fought until they expire or reach individual peace agreements. 5) masterhakai is King, SirWilliam is not King. Who better to balance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelfidler Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Adel said: Who better to balance idiocy with stupidity than @jason 8 Spoiler 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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