Master Hakai Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA IN ALLIANCE "kashmir" Insurgents log: year 478 day 174 It's getting darker earlier. The days are shorter. Safehouse oxygen supply running low. Crippling anxiety. Two more dead this morning. Running out of critically acclaimed series to binge. Food supply almost empty, and DoorDash drivers in short supply. More explosions in the distance but getting closer. So far no luck removing lint from belly button. May not be lint. Will investigate further tomorrow. For now, continuing work on separating toes and possibly creating new ones. I am here to make two announcements from Kashmir to whichever idiots are reading this. Let me just put on my favorite pair of Adidas jeggings and I'll get right to it. Be right back. Okay, back. Sorry, took me a while to find them because I accidentally put them in the wrong drawer 🙄 smh. I learned that putting centered images between thoughts in an OWF post lends more gravitas to the overall aesthetic of the vibe of the thoughts of the OWF post. ANNOUNCEEMNT NMUBER ONE: SIR WILLIAM USED TO DO MORE IN CYBERNATION THAN HE DO NOW AOCNUNCEMETN NAODMF OWTGTV: MASTER HAKAI IS THE LEADER OF KASHMIR NOW Essentially, I'm going to be sir william now. Below is the new governemtn of kashirm; hakai jason serberus blamange and whoever the hell else, idk LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS BELOW dont forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell to be notified of new announcements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Master Hakai said: THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA IN ALLIANCE "kashmir" Insurgents log: year 478 day 174 It's getting darker earlier. The days are shorter. Safehouse oxygen supply running low. Crippling anxiety. Two more dead this morning. Running out of critically acclaimed series to binge. Food supply almost empty, and DoorDash drivers in short supply. More explosions in the distance but getting closer. So far no luck removing lint from belly button. May not be lint. Will investigate further tomorrow. For now, continuing work on separating toes and possibly creating new ones. I am here to make two announcements from Kashmir to whichever idiots are reading this. Let me just put on my favorite pair of Adidas jeggings and I'll get right to it. Be right back. Okay, back. Sorry, took me a while to find them because I accidentally put them in the wrong drawer 🙄 smh. I learned that putting centered images between thoughts in an OWF post lends more gravitas to the overall aesthetic of the vibe of the thoughts of the OWF post. ANNOUNCEEMNT NMUBER ONE: SIR WILLIAM USED TO DO MORE IN CYBERNATION THAN HE DO NOW AOCNUNCEMETN NAODMF OWTGTV: MASTER HAKAI IS THE LEADER OF KASHMIR NOW Essentially, I'm going to be sir william now. Below is the new governemtn of kashirm; hakai jason serberus blamange and whoever the hell else, idk LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS BELOW dont forget to like and subscribe and hit that bell to be notified of new announcements May I be included in the “whoever else” category of Kashmir gov? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Velocity said: May I be included in the “whoever else” category of Kashmir gov? the answer to this question hinges on the answer to this question: are you in the kashmir gov? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Doom Squad retired Sir William. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason8 Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 23 minutes ago, firingline said: Doom Squad retired Sir William. It was too much for his frail soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Holy mother of Bob. Congratulations Hakai. I'm surprised it wasn't Jason, but I'll take Hakai over that guy Jason that I don't even know any given turtle. SW, welcome back to life away from politics. Hakai, I hope you lead Kashmir as weirdly as you have played all these years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 14 minutes ago, Kapleo said: Hakai, I hope you lead Kashmir as weirdly as you have played all these years. it's possible this is what actually pushes me over the ej Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Master Hakai said: the answer to this question hinges on the answer to this question: are you in the kashmir gov? yes i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 There's a certain gravitas to this post but I can't put my finger on what exactly it is. Anyway congrats on the promotion! 2021 seems to be a good year for leadership changes... 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 15 minutes ago, lilweirdward said: There's a certain gravitas to this post but I can't put my finger on what exactly it is. That's Hakai in a nutshell lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Like or dislike Hakai and his posts - and heavens know how much I hate both and especially him - but the OP is a piece of fine art everyone and not just me should be awesomely envious of. Well the hell done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 I'm still .gov and will may still be around enough to clean up any messes ya numbskulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Finally competent leadership comes to Kashmir! now do CLAWS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 15 minutes ago, SirWilliam said: I'm still .gov and will may still be around enough to clean up any messes ya numbskulls. no you're not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 40 minutes ago, jerdge said: Like or dislike Hakai and his posts - and heavens know how much I hate both and especially him - but the OP is a piece of fine art everyone and not just me should be awesomely envious of. Well the hell done. If GPA weren't such pacifists, I'd tell you to fight us over it! But instead, peace us over it! Master Hakai, our new benevolent King, shall rule over the united lands of Kashmir with a foam fist and the shadow of his patriotic fro will reach all corners of this great Alliance! HAIL MASTER HAKAI! HAIL MASTER HAKAI! HAIL MASTER HAKAI! Master Hakai guide us. Master Hakai teach us. Master Hakai protect us. In your afro we thrive. In your humor we are sheltered. In your pants we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 18 minutes ago, Master Hakai said: no you're not Oh really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 53 minutes ago, SirWilliam said: I'm still .gov and will may still be around enough to clean up any messes ya numbskulls. maybe stop trying to do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: maybe stop trying to do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 2 hours ago, SirWilliam said: I'm still .gov and will may still be around enough to clean up any messes ya numbskulls. Choose your next words carefully or you'll never see peace again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Enjoy your semi-retirement SW, and congratulations to Hakai for whatever that OP is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 hour ago, firingline said: Choose your next words carefully or you'll never see peace again. Don't talk to ol' Billy like that or I'll have to nuke you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 hour ago, firingline said: Choose your next words carefully or you'll never see peace again. Chapstick... mendacity... and.... and.... jeez... er... ziggaraut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Hey, that William guy nuked me! Guess he crossed that off his bucket list and decided gov wasn't worth it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) You and Hakai made for great figureheads. Farwell for now SW (hawk that you are) and thank you for handing Jason and the afro guy the reigns. It's about time. Edit: I feel the same as Jerdge, you really do have a midas touch with !@#$posting HakaI. Edited October 20, 2021 by defiled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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