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Friends of Doom (DBDC, DW, DT, and DS) and UCR along with TSE have agreed to the following terms below in exchange for peace:

 

1. No new wars may be declared after October 28, 2021, between Friends of Doom (DBDC, DT, DS, and DW) and UCR. TSE and Friends of Doom have tentatively agreed to allow new duels between certain combatants after that date. Johnny Apocalypse agrees to put on his red shoes and dance the blues with Friends of Doom until both parties have had enough David Bowie or it's time to go to a different club. Johnny will vacate the TSE affiliation if further rounds are to be fought with members of Doom Squad.

 

2. TSE and UCR admit a military defeat.

 

3. TSE agrees to issue an undisclosed amount of technology redistribution to undisclosed target(s).

 

4. UCR agrees that a diplomatic solution should have been tried before resorting to military action in defense of nations that we are not allied to. MrMarx, as the leader of UCR, apologizes to Al Bundy for not attempting diplomacy first.

 

5. Any violation of these terms demands that all parties attempt diplomatic contact with each other first and foremost. Failure to do so may lead to the recommencing of hostilities.

 

 

For Dark Templar (DT),

TK - Triumvir

SCM - Triumvir

BTC - Triumvir

Sarkin - HToFA

Deathsmile - HToD

 

For Doombird Doomcave (DBDC),

Steeldor - God Emperor II

Dagny Taggart - BearMountain BraveBird

Javier360 - Huitzilopochtli's GoldenBird

 

For Doom Squad (DS),

Lord Hershey - The Anointed

Hershicus - The Anointed's Advisor

 

For Doom Wolves (DW),

Al Bundy - Alpha

Admiral Alexander - Alpha

 

On behalf of the Government and Communist Party of the Union of Communist Republics (UCR),

MrMarx - Premier

ComradeV - Chairman of the CPUCR

 

For The Soviet Entente (TSE),

Lucius Optimus - Micro Revolutionary

Johnny Apocalypse - Semi-Competent Street Worm

 

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Alright everyone, it's time for superlatives!

 

- Most aggro: Al Bundy takes this one in a landslide, escaping his initial attackers only to turn around and declare four in return!

 

- Best SDI: It's a three-way tie between claude, Vhalen, and mrmarx! No missile defense crew is perfect, but the fine lads for these three nations at least periodically put down the vodka to do their job. 

 

- Class clown: Johnny Apocalypse, and really, could this have gone to anyone else? Dedicated to keeping the OWF entertained through the early days of the war, we appreciate Johnny's continued commitment to the bit. 

 

- Most likely to succeed: Theletas entered the war with 872 NS and exits with 1,118 NS, a staggering 28% increase over a week when his alliance lost 37% of its strength! He's even entered peace mode now to consolidate his gains. Put this guy in charge, UCR; his affinity for cautious action and steady growth will surely turn things around.

 

- Least engaged: Our dear senator TiTaN may not have noticed that a war was happening for several days, but goshdarnit, he did cast a vote!

 

- Biggest hippie: Joesph Stalin and Red Rebel spent most of the war enjoying peace mode, while Makao and vVDDMVv refrained from sending any nukes. Tactical ploys to minimize incoming damage and to allow higher-tech allies to do the nuking, or a philosophical commitment to a peaceful proletariat uprising? The world may never know. 

 

- Worst timing: Chrismathews led all nations involved with 100,475 NS lost after one round of war. He also bought up from 24k to 25k infra immediately before getting hit. At least he's got a big warches-oh, wait... uh-oh.

 

- Most hot dog guy: Why, it's mrmarx of course!

 

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Someday, he'll find the person who did this. 

 

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5 minutes ago, Jason8 said:

Glad to see peace rear it's ugly head once again.  Hopefully all parties involved have learned something from this and become better rulers because of it.

 

Just means we are now freed up to smack you around again next time you do something stupid.

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The Communist Party of the Union of Communist Republics remains resolved to pursue the Peaceful Development of Communist Revolution and continues to be steadfast in determination to protect it through all means diplomatic, economic, and political.

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3 minutes ago, Jason8 said:

Glad to see peace rear it's ugly head once again.  Hopefully all parties involved have learned something from this and become better rulers because of it.

 

I have learned nothing and consider myself a worse ruler. So, there's that.

 

 

Thanks for the good fight Starschwar. Blaist... thanks for doing your best potato impression, surely it confused some of my nukes. 

 

Best of luck to all those still in the field wrapping this bit of business up.

 

o/Doom

 

My life for Aiur \o

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1 minute ago, firingline said:

 

Just means we are now freed up to smack you around again next time you do something stupid.

I'm sure you won't have to wait too long for that to happen.  Admittedly, things get boring and something must be done.

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4 minutes ago, Sarkin said:

Alright everyone, it's time for superlatives!

 

- Most aggro: Al Bundy takes this one in a landslide, escaping his initial attackers only to turn around and declare four in return!

 

- Best SDI: It's a three-way tie between claude, Vhalen, and mrmarx! No missile defense crew is perfect, but the fine lads for these three nations at least periodically put down the vodka to do their job. 

 

- Class clown: Johnny Apocalypse, and really, could this have gone to anyone else? Dedicated to keeping the OWF entertained through the early days of the war, we appreciate Johnny's continued commitment to the bit. 

 

- Most likely to succeed: Theletas entered the war with 872 NS and exits with 1,118 NS, a staggering 28% increase over a week when his alliance lost 37% of its strength! He's even entered peace mode now to consolidate his gains. Put this guy in charge, UCR; his affinity for cautious action and steady growth will surely turn things around.

 

- Least engaged: Our dear senator TiTaN may not have noticed that a war was happening for several days, but goshdarnit, he did cast a vote!

 

- Biggest hippie: Joesph Stalin and Red Rebel spent most of the war enjoying peace mode, while Makao and vVDDMVv refrained from sending any nukes. Tactical ploys to minimize incoming damage and to allow higher-tech allies to do the nuking, or a philosophical commitment to a peaceful proletariat uprising? The world may never know. 

 

- Worst timing: Chrismathews led all nations involved with 100,475 NS lost after one round of war. He also bought up from 24k to 25k infra immediately before getting hit. At least he's got a big warches-oh, wait... uh-oh.

 

- Most hot dog guy: Why, it's mrmarx of course!

 

6FJcW0l.jpg

 

Someday, he'll find the person who did this. 

 

Whoot Whoot hahaha

 

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10 minutes ago, Sarkin said:

Alright everyone, it's time for superlatives!

 

- Most aggro: Al Bundy takes this one in a landslide, escaping his initial attackers only to turn around and declare four in return!

 

- Best SDI: It's a three-way tie between claude, Vhalen, and mrmarx! No missile defense crew is perfect, but the fine lads for these three nations at least periodically put down the vodka to do their job. 

 

- Class clown: Johnny Apocalypse, and really, could this have gone to anyone else? Dedicated to keeping the OWF entertained through the early days of the war, we appreciate Johnny's continued commitment to the bit. 

 

- Most likely to succeed: Theletas entered the war with 872 NS and exits with 1,118 NS, a staggering 28% increase over a week when his alliance lost 37% of its strength! He's even entered peace mode now to consolidate his gains. Put this guy in charge, UCR; his affinity for cautious action and steady growth will surely turn things around.

 

- Least engaged: Our dear senator TiTaN may not have noticed that a war was happening for several days, but goshdarnit, he did cast a vote!

 

- Biggest hippie: Joesph Stalin and Red Rebel spent most of the war enjoying peace mode, while Makao and vVDDMVv refrained from sending any nukes. Tactical ploys to minimize incoming damage and to allow higher-tech allies to do the nuking, or a philosophical commitment to a peaceful proletariat uprising? The world may never know. 

 

- Worst timing: Chrismathews led all nations involved with 100,475 NS lost after one round of war. He also bought up from 24k to 25k infra immediately before getting hit. At least he's got a big warches-oh, wait... uh-oh.

 

- Most hot dog guy: Why, it's mrmarx of course!

 

6FJcW0l.jpg

 

Someday, he'll find the person who did this. 

 

I appreciate the mention lol. Peace mode made my life easier as I didn't have to worry about war on top of getting this peace deal through XD

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13 minutes ago, Sarkin said:

- Class clown: Johnny Apocalypse, and really, could this have gone to anyone else? Dedicated to keeping the OWF entertained through the early days of the war, we appreciate Johnny's continued commitment to the bit.

 

Thank you thank you. I will be here for the rest of the week because I have no where else to be and have long lost any sense of where I am after having 6 people jump on my head in a very rhythmic fashion. Were those men part of your marching bands by any chance?

 

See you at graduation nerds!

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