Happy VODKA Day!

[Merrie Melodies]

This brings back memories of our early days on this planet. Well done Vodka!

[Proest]

[quote name='Stewie' timestamp='1321814017' post='2847508']
The mighty forces of Stewieland congratulate the forces of Vodka on a very well completed Blitz.

However we find that attacking the Mostly Harmless Alliance will not end well as finding members of the alliance who are not ghosts will be pretty difficult.

Many regards

Stewie
Stewieland
[/quote]

Cheap Stewie... even for you.

[mmansfield68]

I feel dirty after reading the OP.

[IYIyTh]

[quote name='Proest' timestamp='1321832315' post='2847672']
Cheap Stewie... even for you.
[/quote]

You're one to talk.

[VLADITRON]

The streets of Bob run red with the blood of the Mostly Harmless Alliance.  After only 48 hours, the VODKA Empire has delivered many mighty blows to the comically ineffective MHA warriors that dare oppose it.  An extremely effective blitz was countered meekly with failed ground attacks and a handful of cruise missiles.  The "warchests" of these blasphemous nations have been plundered ad nauseum, and the VODKA Empire has actually seen a net gain in funds since the attacks began.  Details of the warchests of select MHA Nations can be found [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=313.0]HERE[/url].  Of particular merit is [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=291653]kker22 of Darkram[/url], a 5k NS nation who, during his 1,013 day tenure in the Mostly Harmless Alliance, has managed to stockpile a staggering warchest of $9,056.

I would also like to thank the alliance-state IRON for the war aid they are providing to the VODKA empire.  They have nobly sacrificed [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=469958]Danvey of Brunota[/url], who has been visiting VODKA battlefields to abandon $1,000,000+ twice per day.  IRON managed to act swiftly and sacrifice this leader to VODKA just 29 short hours after VODKA's original blitz, well before the MHA war machine could find a third active member to attack North Central Vladitronics.

As always, VODKA awaits those warriors brave enough to follow their hearts and use the NS they have hoarded to change the face of Bob and bring down the MHA blight.  No longer can a culture of inactivity and incompetence be tacitly rewarded by a dispassionate society that fails to demand excellence.  Abandon your fears and LIVE as we were intended!

[Marneus Calgar]

Sorry, saw that I was famous on your forum and I had to post my reply before I blocked you to see your reaction. Looks like you reacted just how I expected.

[quote][b]To[/b]: [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=459943]VLADITRON[/url] [b]From[/b]: [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=449862]Marneus Calgar[/url] [b]Date[/b]: 11/19/2011 9:35:23 AM

[b]Subject[/b]: RE: Hi There

[b]Message[/b]: Oh you didn't get my Russian ruble pun? Rofl.

I guess that was wasted on your lack of intelligence.

Your name is "VLAD"itron, short for Vladimir which is generally a Russian name. Ruble, which is the Russian currency, which was a cleverly disguised pun that obviously surpassed the reaches of your feeble intellect.

I look forward to the day you actually gain enough strength to attack me, I really do. Maybe by then you'll have learned some manners and some coherent insults, you uncouth child.[/quote]

Oh, and Vlad. Obligatory [i]come at me bro![/i] If you dare.

Edited November 21, 2011 by Marneus Calgar

[mrwuss]

[quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1321856319' post='2847914']
The streets of Bob run red with the blood of the Mostly Harmless Alliance.  After only 48 hours, the VODKA Empire has delivered many mighty blows to the comically ineffective MHA warriors that dare oppose it.  An extremely effective blitz was countered meekly with failed ground attacks and a handful of cruise missiles.  The "warchests" of these blasphemous nations have been plundered ad nauseum, and the VODKA Empire has actually seen a net gain in funds since the attacks began.  Details of the warchests of select MHA Nations can be found [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=313.0]HERE[/url].  Of particular merit is [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=291653]kker22 of Darkram[/url], a 5k NS nation who, during his 1,013 day tenure in the Mostly Harmless Alliance, has managed to stockpile a staggering warchest of $9,056.

I would also like to thank the alliance-state IRON for the war aid they are providing to the VODKA empire.  They have nobly sacrificed [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=469958]Danvey of Brunota[/url], who has been visiting VODKA battlefields to abandon $1,000,000+ twice per day.  IRON managed to act swiftly and sacrifice this leader to VODKA just 29 short hours after VODKA's original blitz, well before the MHA war machine could find a third active member to attack North Central Vladitronics.

As always, VODKA awaits those warriors brave enough to follow their hearts and use the NS they have hoarded to change the face of Bob and bring down the MHA blight.  No longer can a culture of inactivity and incompetence be tacitly rewarded by a dispassionate society that fails to demand excellence.  Abandon your fears and LIVE as we were intended!
[/quote]

I love you.

[Sabcat]

[quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1321856319' post='2847914']As always, VODKA awaits those warriors brave enough to follow their hearts and use the NS they have hoarded to change the face of Bob and bring down the MHA blight.  No longer can a culture of inactivity and incompetence be tacitly rewarded by a dispassionate society that fails to demand excellence.  Abandon your fears and LIVE as we were intended!
[/quote]

I've seen this before. It's what happens to a person when the vodka runs out and they start drinking ant-freeze. Madness.

[sap3179]

[quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1321856319' post='2847914']
The streets of Bob run red with the blood of the Mostly Harmless Alliance.  After only 48 hours, the VODKA Empire has delivered many mighty blows to the comically ineffective MHA warriors that dare oppose it.  An extremely effective blitz was countered meekly with failed ground attacks and a handful of cruise missiles.  The "warchests" of these blasphemous nations have been plundered ad nauseum, and the VODKA Empire has actually seen a net gain in funds since the attacks began.  Details of the warchests of select MHA Nations can be found [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=313.0]HERE[/url].  Of particular merit is [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=291653]kker22 of Darkram[/url], a 5k NS nation who, during his 1,013 day tenure in the Mostly Harmless Alliance, has managed to stockpile a staggering warchest of $9,056.

I would also like to thank the alliance-state IRON for the war aid they are providing to the VODKA empire.  They have nobly sacrificed [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=469958]Danvey of Brunota[/url], who has been visiting VODKA battlefields to abandon $1,000,000+ twice per day.  IRON managed to act swiftly and sacrifice this leader to VODKA just 29 short hours after VODKA's original blitz, well before the MHA war machine could find a third active member to attack North Central Vladitronics.

As always, VODKA awaits those warriors brave enough to follow their hearts and use the NS they have hoarded to change the face of Bob and bring down the MHA blight.  No longer can a culture of inactivity and incompetence be tacitly rewarded by a dispassionate society that fails to demand excellence.  Abandon your fears and LIVE as we were intended!
[/quote]

What u fail to mention is a loss of more than a thousand ns, 15% of your current nation strength.

[VLADITRON]

[quote name='sap3179' timestamp='1321892152' post='2848145']
What u fail to mention is a loss of more than a thousand ns, 15% of your current nation strength.
[/quote]

I have also neglected to mention the net loss of over 4,000 MHA NS, and raw losses of over 6,500 MHA NS (including tech and military losses that have since been repurchased) that have resulted from the 1 on 5 battle that is currently ongoing.

However, your small-minded comment is representative of the old ways of thinking. VODKA welcomes the cleansing destruction of its NS through warfare, so long as its nations may continue to experience the thrill of battle. War on Bob has inherent value - it is the end itself, not a means to the hollow complacency brought by NS alone. Without war, NS has no value or meaning - so long as VODKA can bring warfare to Bob, we are victorious.

[sap3179]

[quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1321898574' post='2848212']
I have also neglected to mention the net loss of over 4,000 MHA NS, and raw losses of over 6,500 MHA NS (including tech and military losses that have since been repurchased) that have resulted from the 1 on 5 battle that is currently ongoing.

However, your small-minded comment is representative of the old ways of thinking. VODKA welcomes the cleansing destruction of its NS through warfare, so long as its nations may continue to experience the thrill of battle. War on Bob has inherent value - it is the end itself, not a means to the hollow complacency brought by NS alone. Without war, NS has no value or meaning - so long as VODKA can bring warfare to Bob, we are victorious.
[/quote]

Its very good how you say it - suppressio veri suggestio falsi. True, you have made losses against the alliance you have attacked, and its because you held the first strike against them; against nations which were not prepared for the battle- without warchests or preparations. For example, one of the nations you struck against had no military improvements at all, lest any wonders. You on the other hand, prepared for this, from the day of your existence. Most of your improvements are military, and the only wonder you have is a pentagon. Are we to be left wondering where it comes from? now of course, it would be a whole another story. Aid would come pouring in, and advices would be given to the players how to to handle this war. Notably, one of our members, Davian Thule, aka Marmeus Calgar have asked you for a duel. You are destroying newbies, and taking their money, so it won't take too much time to reach his level I hope? if you (eventually) reach that stage, I believe, you would not be craven enough to teach the impetuous boy a good lesson, right?

Now for your second point, It was said, there is never a just war that that is better than an unjust peace. CN is far from real world, rather far from it. We do live for wars, in peace we prepare for it. But even so, it was a great general who said, without victuals, an army is nothing more than canon fodder. You prepared for the battle for months, fighting against someone who has no experience, nor money for the battle. I don't think this war is as much fun for those who has been at the receiving end. What you call victory is something I spit upon.If so brave why don't take someone your own size? Again, your sense of righteousness is twisted to see your own ends. You stole our war and military guides, written by one of the best players in the game and was brazen enough to suggest you made grammatic corrections to it. Thief, I say to you, because that is what you are, nothing more, and nothing less, trying to garb yourself in an cloak of rectitude and virtue.

In the end, everyone that plays this game, plays how they please. You have done the same. However, you can not dictate how others play, neither can you humiliate entire alliances (I don't know what you were trying to prove with the last part, for in my dictionary it's called idiocy plain and simple). To be true, we know how it ends, you will lose all your infra in no time, and after that you will(hopefully) be kept in that stage permanently, unless you chose to leave the game and return with a new ruler name, as I suggested earlier.

Ps: be kind enough to show me the grammatical mistakes, I tried rather hard to not make any, but then, you know better.

Edited November 22, 2011 by sap3179

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[VLADITRON]

[quote name='sap3179' timestamp='1321939932' post='2848600']
Its very good how you say it - suppressio veri suggestio falsi. True, you have made losses against the alliance you have attacked, and its because you held the first strike against them; against nations which were not prepared for the battle- without warchests or preparations. For example, one of the nations you struck against had no military improvements at all, lest any wonders. You on the other hand, prepared for this, from the day of your existence. Most of your improvements are military, and the only wonder you have is a pentagon. Are we to be left wondering where it comes from? now of course, it would be a whole another story. Aid would come pouring in, and advices would be given to the players how to to handle this war. Notably, one of our members, Davian Thule, aka Marmeus Calgar have asked you for a duel. You are destroying newbies, and taking their money, so it won't take too much time to reach his level I hope? if you (eventually) reach that stage, I believe, you would not be craven enough to teach the impetuous boy a good lesson, right?

Now for your second point, It was said, there is never a just war that that is better than an unjust peace. CN is far from real world, rather far from it. We do live for wars, in peace we prepare for it. But even so, it was a great general who said, without victuals, an army is nothing more than canon fodder. You prepared for the battle for months, fighting against someone who has no experience, nor money for the battle. I don't think this war is as much fun for those who has been at the receiving end. What you call victory is something I spit upon.If so brave why don't take someone your own size? Again, your sense of righteousness is twisted to see your own ends. You stole our war and military guides, written by one of the best players in the game and was brazen enough to suggest you made grammatic corrections to it. Thief, I say to you, because that is what you are, nothing more, and nothing less, trying to garb yourself in an cloak of rectitude and virtue.

In the end, everyone that plays this game, plays how they please. You have done the same. However, you can not dictate how others play, neither can you humiliate entire alliances (I don't know what you were trying to prove with the last part, for in my dictionary it's called idiocy plain and simple). To be true, we know how it ends, you will lose all your infra in no time, and after that you will(hopefully) be kept in that stage permanently, unless you chose to leave the game and return with a new ruler name, as I suggested earlier.

Ps: be kind enough to show me the grammatical mistakes, I tried rather hard to not make any, but then, you know better.
[/quote]

Tutti di persone... non vogliamo pace. Viviamo per guerra. [i]TU[/i] vive per guerra. Bob è costruito per guerra, ma abbiamo paura. Che casino! Salverò le vostre anime.

Good sir, you have a passion in your heart that is increasingly rare on Bob. I encourage you to channel your convictions into a cleansing fury - experience the thrill of warfare on Bob before your passion is swept away into a sea of back-collecting and post count building.

As for a duel - the great alliance-state of IRON has already dispatched one of its brave, well-prepared warriors to the VODKA battlefields in Danvey of Brunota. However, as I mentioned previously, I suspect his assault on the holy lands of North Central Vladitronics is indicative of IRON's tacit approval, as Danvey has injected many millions of dollars into the VODKA war effort through a slew of failed ground attacks. I thank IRON for its continued aid and support in VODKA's battle against the Mostly Harmless Alliance.

[sap3179]

[quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1321943561' post='2848774']
Tutti di persone... non vogliamo pace. Viviamo per guerra. [i]TU[/i] vive per guerra. Bob è costruito per guerra, ma abbiamo paura. Che casino! Salverò le vostre anime.

Good sir, you have a passion in your heart that is increasingly rare on Bob. I encourage you to channel your convictions into a cleansing fury - experience the thrill of warfare on Bob before your passion is swept away into a sea of back-collecting and post count building.

As for a duel - the great alliance-state of IRON has already dispatched one of its brave, well-prepared warriors to the VODKA battlefields in Danvey of Brunota. However, as I mentioned previously, I suspect his assault on the holy lands of North Central Vladitronics is indicative of IRON's tacit approval, as Danvey has injected many millions of dollars into the VODKA war effort through a slew of failed ground attacks. I thank IRON for its continued aid and support in VODKA's battle against the Mostly Harmless Alliance.
[/quote]

So you probe the accusation of theft to be true. Good. And we vow to cleanse Bob of you. Nothing personal, just relieving ourselves of pests. As for the latin phrase, it is a [b]phrase[/b], not done using google translate.

As for Danvey, I am sure you will not sing the same tune after seven days are over.

[mrwuss]

GOONS supports this.

I speak for all GOONS as I have couped Sardonic and curretly hold him tied to my bed waiting further punishment.

Would it seem more legit if I put in quotes from a dead useless language?

[Lukapaka]

IRON swoops in with the stagger. It looks like VODKA has a tough war ahead of them.
Maybe [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=481302"]this dude[/url] should pick a different alliance.

[Alex0827a]

[quote name='Teddyyo' timestamp='1321682692' post='2846767']
This is the most interesting thing I have read in a very long time here.
[/quote]
This. A thousand times, this.

[ShiningForce]

I, for one, happen to very much enjoy the pleasant tingles vodka gives me. I hope you guys give me the very same tingles.

[VLADITRON]

The great nations of the Mostly Harmless Alliance continue their vicious onslaught against the benevolent forces of VODKA. The great kker22 of Darkram has been well trained during his 1,016 day tenure in the MHA. He knows the proper protocol when attacking an enemy 6 on 1:

[center][img]http://www.cnvodka.com/images/NOPEACE.png[/img][/center]

[Geerland]

Well, what else did you expect

[Ayatollah Bromeini]

[quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1322080721' post='2849921']
The great nations of the Mostly Harmless Alliance continue their vicious onslaught against the benevolent forces of VODKA. The great kker22 of Darkram has been well trained during his 1,016 day tenure in the MHA. He knows the proper protocol when attacking an enemy 6 on 1:

[center][img]http://www.cnvodka.com/images/NOPEACE.png[/img][/center]
[/quote]

This is awesome.

Please, carry on.

[VLADITRON]

It has been one week since the initial VODKA blitz took place, and the Mostly Harmless Alliance has sustained heavy blows. VLADITRON has emerged victorious from the 5 on 1 battle at North Central Vladitronics, even after the assistance of a 6th IRON nation. Though the VODKA Empire has taken its share of damages, its nations have yet to be sent into anarchy.

The official MHA Curbstomp Report can be found on VODKA's official website (www.cnvodka.com) under Public Documents, which details raw and net damages to the MHA, as well as individual net damages for each MHA nation. In total, VODKA dealt [b]16,308.050 NS[/b] in net damages. VODKA destroyed 3,211.29 units of MHA infrastructure and 345.56 units of MHA technology in this first round of battles. VODKA itself has sustained less than 3,500 NS in raw damages.

The war rages on, and there is no end in sight for the battle-weary Mostly Harmless Alliance. The VODKA Empire sincerely hopes to find more seasoned warriors in the next round of battles, though mention must be given to Wolfbrother of New Aotearoa, who may be the only MHA warrior in history to send less than 10 bombers at a time.

My children, you need no longer live the empty rigmarole of what life on Bob had become. Let the warrior spirit fill your hearts... we shall soon be rid of the MHA blight and all it represents.

[wolfbrother1]

[quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1322257355' post='2851135']
though mention must be given to Wolfbrother of New Aotearoa, who may be the only MHA warrior in history to send less than 10 bombers at a time.
[/quote]

I just had to put that in my sig.

[Joel James]

I have to admit, those damages are impressive and you have guts Vlad. The thing is though, the damages you did were to small nations so aid can quickly fix it up. The damage you have done can be cleaned away in just one round of aid.

P.S. Add me to your PZI list Vlad! I doubt you'd would be able to hit me anyways.

EDIT: I am deeply religious, and that gross distortion of what Jesus did for us made me angry. I would annihilate you if I had the chance.

Edited November 25, 2011 by Joel James