jmborwell Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 I am pleased to announce that AoO and GOONS have decided on an agreement for protection. [quote] In the interest of eradicating the dangerous threat of hunchback thievery and gypsy seduction, The Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism (hereby known as GOONS) and Army of One (hereby known as AoO) agree to bully and beat those threats through the following. I. Sovereignty: GOONS and AoO recognize each other as non - hunchback freaks nor rot nosed bell bangers. II. Peace and Respect: GOONS and AoO will despite gypsy magi and hunchback games keep a state of gaiety and serenity. Neither will succumb to the combined efforts of wart filled deformities and hairy arbor lickers and remain sound to work-a-day townsfolk. All will remain respectful towards each other and not assume jives are suspect to gypsy tricks. Any deformities will be handled via private discussion beyond the reach of freckled hunchback followers. III. Protection and Defense: An ill plague on AoO will be considered a curse on GOONS. GOONS will run off the rabid herd with AoO through silver tongues before casting devastating fire. While not required, AoO may spit fire with GOONS if ever a humbling request is proposed to aid GOONS IV. Aid and Progress: GOONS and AoO when possible, will agree to aid and procure materials for one another economically through tech trades, dirt road caravans or temporary requests of materials. V. Aggression and Treaty Signing: AoO agrees to call on GOONS to alert them if they have decided to start a witch hunt for gypsies or deformed giants within 48 hours of bringing out the pitch forks and fire. AoO will never proceed with witch hunts unless first counseled by GOONS elders. AoO will inform GOONS of agreements AoO makes against said gypsy magi and hairy hunchbacks. If GOONS does not wish the agreement be made, GOONS will enforce through silver tongue tactics to keep such agreement from being made. VI. Disbandment: In the event that AoO suffers from silver tongued plague and can no longer can exist, AoO will depart such knowledge to GOONS leadership within 24 hours to discuss migration patterns. GOONS agrees to help AoO avoid this gypsy fate if the circumstances permit. VII. Cancellation and Possible Upgrade: Both parties agree to give each other 72 hour notice before burning this treaty and considering the other a deformed beast. Should AoO feel they have outgrown the need for protection against these magi mongrels, the parties will discuss a possible upgrade to an ODP or MDP. [/QUOTE] Signed for GOONS Pilot: Sardonic Co-Pilot: JT Jag Secretariat: KingShibby Strategos: SirWilliam Council: Biazt, dalstrs, Tristesse, CEverettKoop Signed for AoO Jmborwell: Co-Chief of Foreign Affairs Nathan the Great: Co-Chief of Foreign Affairs Neil the Magnificent: Chief of Internal Affairs: MetalMilitia123: Warlord Lord Ikarus: Head of Recruiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 This is a grand day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Reed Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frosniper13 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmborwell Posted June 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Thanks Everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustikus Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Congrats GOONS and A1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 You guys picked a great alliance for protectors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Nakara Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 o/ AoO, welcome to the fold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 You guys got some sexy protectors. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 About time. [img]http://cngoons.com/Board/Smileys/CN%20Emotes/sissies.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Congrats GOONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 What exactly is the decision tree that determines raid/offer protection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmborwell Posted June 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1307572325' post='2727327'] What exactly is the decision tree that determines raid/offer protection? [/quote] [quote]III. Protection and Defense: An ill plague on AoO will be considered a curse on GOONS. GOONS will run off the rabid herd with AoO through silver tongues before casting devastating fire. While not required, AoO may spit fire with GOONS if ever a humbling request is proposed to aid GOONS [/quote] There isnt a time limit, but if we get attacked its an attack on GOONS and there will be diplomatic talks before all out war and such.. and if GOONS go to war we have the option to follow their lead. Which We are an army, soo thats that. JM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Congrats. AoO found some good protectors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryproblems Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 I suppose GOONs are probably pretty good protectors. So long as you don't have any problems over 15k NS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 (edited) [quote name='memoryproblems' timestamp='1307602287' post='2727732'] I suppose GOONs are probably pretty good protectors. So long as you don't have any problems over 15k NS. [/quote] You're probably a pretty good poster, as long as your text color matches the background color. Welcome to the family, AoO. Don't let [s]mammary[/s] memoryproblems fool you...he's just bitter because he's a failure. Edited June 9, 2011 by nippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='jmborwell' timestamp='1307600572' post='2727709'] There isnt a time limit, but if we get attacked its an attack on GOONS and there will be diplomatic talks before all out war and such.. and if GOONS go to war we have the option to follow their lead. Which We are an army, soo thats that. [/quote] Sorry I wasn't clearer. What I meant was: how does GOONS decide whether to raid an alliance of your size, or protect it from other raiders? Alliances with protectorates are often eager to help those who are smaller than them, whereas GOONS enjoys attacking those whom they're able to bully. What does it take for a micro AA to move from easy target to trusted ally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Nakara Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1307636401' post='2727930'] Sorry I wasn't clearer. What I meant was: how does GOONS decide whether to raid an alliance of your size, or protect it from other raiders? Alliances with protectorates are often eager to help those who are smaller than them, whereas GOONS enjoys attacking those whom they're able to bully. What does it take for a micro AA to move from easy target to trusted ally? [/quote] Cordial understanding of each other. AoO are a raiding alliance. We are friends, we chat constantly, Tbh I think this is a stupid question because the answer is obvious. How do other alliances become friends? Rhetorical question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1307636401' post='2727930'] Sorry I wasn't clearer. What I meant was: how does GOONS decide whether to raid an alliance of your size, or protect it from other raiders? Alliances with protectorates are often eager to help those who are smaller than them, whereas GOONS enjoys attacking those whom they're able to bully. What does it take for a micro AA to move from easy target to trusted ally? [/quote] Well aren't you presumptuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jazz Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 We're pretty cool guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1307636654' post='2727935'] Cordial understanding of each other. AoO are a raiding alliance. We are friends, we chat constantly, Tbh I think this is a stupid question because the answer is obvious. How do other alliances become friends? Rhetorical question. [/quote] So when an AA that's a "legit" target approaches you to introduce themselves, do you raid them until an agreement is in place? The difference from any other inter-AA friendship is that your agreement involves a predator adopting its prey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShouAS Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1307641189' post='2727970'] So when an AA that's a "legit" target approaches you to introduce themselves, do you raid them until an agreement is in place? The difference from any other inter-AA friendship is that your agreement involves a predator adopting its prey. [/quote] Best guess is AoO asked for protection, GOONS thought "well thats ballsy asking a raiding alliance for protection... lets do it!" That or AoO have pics of Sardonic in a compromising position with a goat and blue fluffy dino teddy. Either way why is it any of your business? Anyway Congrats to both parties, GOONS arn't as bad as some of the old men here say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Added to our do not raid list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryproblems Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 [quote name='nippy' timestamp='1307616011' post='2727822'] You're probably a pretty good poster, as long as your text color matches the background color. Welcome to the family, AoO. Don't let [s]mammary[/s] memoryproblems fool you...he's just bitter because he's a failure. [/quote] Oh god, aren't I just terrible, that my posting style doesn't consist of crying to my mother everytime somebody says something mean to me? I'm nothing compared to you, what with your [i]great accomplishments[/i], but er, what exactly were they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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